Sayings

[Guest balwinderkaur]

Arguing with your Boss is like

wrestling with a pig in mud.

After a while you realize that

while you are getting dirty,

the pig is actually enjoying it.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in

trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating,

I prefer to consider it

creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I'm not a complete <banned word filter activated>, there're still some parts missing!

Forgive your enemies but

remember their names

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity

of your action.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and

they sent a piece of my finger

to my father.

He said he wanted more proof.

Some pain is physical

and some is mental,

but one that's both is

dental.

Life is pleasant.

Death is peaceful.

It's the transition that's troublesome.

[Jassika]

here's another interesting quote:

people say "i want peace". if you remove "I" (ego) and "want" (desire), you are left with peace.

[Guest balwinderkaur]

Thats really ingenious bhainjee. Cool....thats true.