Papi

Oh, did I say current? I really meant EX president of India :D

Tubelight does not want to turn on today :sady:

I thought this was Abdul Kalaam, current president of India

What is your question?

Not eat or drink for 30 odd hours it takes to get to India from here !!!!

Do what you want. jey bamaar ho gey fey na keho key dasya ni si

WAH !!!! :D

Share and share everything you can. But share before you dig into it :lol: Forget the whole concept of jootha for a second, it's just basic hygiene not to share your food and drink with anyone.

1. What time is it 02:16 hours 2. What's your full name Philips Tubelight 3. What are you most afraid of Bugs, light from my tube attracts a lot of pesky little buggers <_< 4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theatre I see all, you just have to turn me on :D 5. Place of birth A Tubelight factory, which sadly has been closed down now 6. Favorite food I run exclusively on mercury vapor 7. What's your natural hair color I'm bald 8. Ever been to Alaska No, but I'm pretty sure that looking at me reminds people of some place with a lot of ice 9. Ever been toilet paper rolling What's toilet paper :umm: 10. Love someone so much it made you cry Yes, my creator, my lovely Tubelight factory 11. Been in a car accident No, but I was so close to being in a glass accident last week 12. Croutons or bacon bits I'll pretend you never asked that question 13. Favorite day of the week Don't have a DAY. But I do love the night :D 14. Favorite restaurant Any restaurant where I can refill my mercury vapor tank 15. Favorite Flower All of them 16. Favorite sport to watch Ice Hockey, ring is white, like me ! 17. Favorite drink Did I mention mercury vapor? 18. Favorite ice cream Vanilla, again, white like me 19. Disney or Warner Brothers Both have made me flicker on multiple occasions 20. Ever been on a ship Of course, I was shipped from India 21. What color is your bedroom carpet I don't have a bedroom 22. How many times did you fail your driver's test Never needed to take one. I'm so special that people pay for me to travel :D 23. What do you do when you are bored things like this 24. Bedtime When sun comes up and my services are no longer required <_< 25. Who will respond to this the quickest Better not be the light bulb 26. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond :gg: 27. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses :gg: 28. Favorite TV show Heroes 29. Last person you went to dinner with I was made alone, I will die alone 30. What is your lucky number? 110 or 220, depending on which area of the world you live in :lol: 31. What are your favorite colors I wish I had the power to give blue light 32. How many tattoos do you have Just the stamp of Tubelight company on my rear that reminds me of my creator 33. How many pets do you have Lost count at 387, too many bugs to count 34. Which came first, the chicken or the egg If I start thinking about this, I'll blow in smithereens 35. What do you want to do before you die Glow at my brightest 36. Have you ever been to Hawaii Never say never ... 37. Have you been to a different country Made in India, was shipped to China, then made way to England and then finally to Canada 38.Time this survey ended 02:18 hours

Mind is nothing more than a combination of what karma we have done in past (both this life and others) and what we want to happen in future.

Apparently some people think that once you have gotten amrit you cannot make anything jootha which means amritdhari's can have each other's jooth :rolleyes: Amritdhari or not, we should not be having anyone's jooth, it's just basic hygiene people !!!

A country should have one law and only one law, which everyone should be held accountable to, without any discrimination. I'm very surprised and appalled that this was even given a second thought by the British government !

I bet none of you would be laughing if it was a video of some nihang doing the same. Of course, then the response would be, "that is not a guru ka sikh" True. But, how many guru key sikh do we really have in this world? That nihang would be just as much a sikh as the people in videos are sadhu's Before people put words in my mouth, I'm not saying ALL nihangs do bhang

There is a difference between debating and discussing. You will NEVER see a gurmukh debating with anyone

You lot watch too much TV !!!! I only watch 1 show, H E R O E S. I'm downloading it in HD right now :D Well its only 720p but shhhh no one needs to know that

ah, tubelight lights up in my head finally :D Always wondered what those meant. Thank you Ji I have aadi and biaadi :'(

Heroes all the way !!!

Maya is more than just money, A LOT more ...

I don't fight women. ohhhhh maybe that's why I don't fight maya either :gg:

What is so funny about a serious science experiment. Teri tubelight kadi jagi ni lagdi :rolleyes:

What do you know, you did kill it :lol:

That blog is messed up ! Read something better that might expand your horizons

Supposedly, age of Guru Nanak is starting then ...But of course, every change starts with ample chaos

Glitch shuts "Big Bang" collider for two months Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:33pm IST By Anne Richardson GENEVA (Reuters) - A technical glitch has forced scientists to shut down the huge particle-smashing machine built to simulate the conditions of the "Big Bang" for at least two months, they said on Saturday. The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) said there had been a major helium leak on Friday into the tunnel housing the biggest and most complex machine ever made. Just 10 days ago, scientists had celebrated the successful start of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) under the Swiss-French border, hoping it would revamp modern physics and unlock secrets about the universe and its origins. In order to fix the problem, the machine will have to be warmed up from its operating temperature of minus 271.3 degrees Celsius (minus 456.3 degrees Fahrenheit), spokesman James Gillies said. "Because the LHC is a superconducting machine that works at very low temperatures, in order to get in and fix it we've got to warm it up, then we go and fix it, and then we cool it down again, and that's a process that's likely to take two months," he said. The organization said strict safety regulations had ensured there was no risk to people from the malfunction. The project has had to work hard to dismiss suggestions by some critics that the experiment could create tiny black holes of intense gravity that could suck in the whole planet. Since the machine started up earlier this month, scientists have successfully sent particle beams around the accelerator. The next step will be to smash the beams into each other to trigger tiny collisions at nearly the speed of light. This will be an attempt to recreate on a miniature scale the heat and energy of the Big Bang, the explosion generally believed by cosmologists to be at the origin of our expanding universe. CERN said it thought the leak was prompted by a faulty electrical connection between two magnets, which probably melted at high current, leading to mechanical failure. When the LHC starts up at full speed, it will be able to engineer 600 million collisions every second between protons traveling around its 27-km (17-mile) underground chamber at 99.99[9999] percent of the speed of light. CERN officials said minor glitches were to be expected, given the intricacy of the $9 billion machine. "It's a very complicated machine, we've always known that there's the possibility of this sort of incident in the start-up phase and if it happens, then it's a two-month off time," said Gillies. (Additional reporting by Michael Kahn; writing by Emma Thomasson) http://in.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/...0080921?sp=true