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Medallion Stallion

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  1. This thread is getting weirder and weirder.
  2. This thread is very childish singhs who wear turbans have nothing but love for other singhs who wear turbans man........and the same goes for women who wear turbans.....we dont sit around bloody thinkin about weird topics like this man...people need to grow up!
  3. Its not the turban that makes the man/woman, its the man/woman who makes the turban :nihungsmile:
  4. when i used to trim - people thought i didnt know anything about sikhi when i kept my beard - people thought i knew EVERYTHING about sikhi lesson: people are a bunch of bandars dont worry about what people think of you care MORE about what Guru Ji thinks of you and your actions :nihungsmile:
  5. i said majority , so how is that generalising , learn how to read b4 u get ur fake gunz in a twist. I DID apologise or is it that YOU cant read............... lololol i knw i only read it after i replyed , ignore my post init bruv, safe. sorry
  6. i said majority , so how is that generalising , learn how to read b4 u get ur fake gunz in a twist. I DID apologise or is it that YOU cant read...............
  7. 1. I never sed you were naive, im speaking on general terms 2. cant you point out where in the above posts that a user sed something along the lines of what u are indicating......................"ALL sangat are showoffs or auditioning for brothels" 3. Anger is the worst of the panj chor so u shud'nt let such trivial things get to u veer G, accept the things that u cant change or control as hukam and be happy ps.. edit accept EVERYTHING as hukam and be happy :cool: I get your point, sorry if i offended you or anyone else...........you have a knack for calming me down
  8. calm down go grab urself a nice glass of cool lassi :cool: veer G no-one sed they were...........but at the same time it would be very niave to deny that some sangat come gurdwara thinking its a fashion show rather than paying respects to Guru Jee but hey............its all hukam........................ listen im not naive i know what goes on and yes there are men and women who act like they dont care with a serious attitude problem..men showing off their latest designer trim beard and women showing off their latest dresses BUT what annoys me is the generalisation going on here, its seriously annoying........anyway if these people go to the gurdwara think of it as an opportunity to educate them instead of giving them looks and talking behind their back...........gossiping in gurdwara's also p!sses me off! the problem is that we lack the skills to teach our own!
  9. Not EVERY sikh girl dresses like a prostitute and not EVERY sikh guy is a coward so stop bloody generalising!
  10. What............The....................F@&$ is going on man........you know i would expect a thread like this to be like 10 pages long init!!!!
  11. :cool: :lol: :D :D :D :D :<Edited>: :<Edited>: :<Edited>:
  12. UPSETTING THE STEWARDESS On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a coke, you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a coke for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is pointed out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another coke dogface!" Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another coke but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach. "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Go and get it now you old goat!" The next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly, you've got some guts!" _____________________________________________________________ THE FIRE DOG A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!" _______________________________________________________________ THREE WISHES A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her. "You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to reward you by granting you three wishes. Ask for anything you want and I will make it happen." The old lady was surprised but cynical. Not really believing that anything would happen she decided to play along for a minute. "Ok" she said, "turn all those dirty dishes into money." With that there was a big Poof! and the dishes had turned into a big pile of cash. "My" said the old lady, staggered that it had actually worked, "Perhaps you could make me look young and beautiful again?" There was another big poof and the woman now looked lots younger and was very good looking. Excitedly she carried on, "Can you turn my dear old cat into a handsome young man?" Once more there was a big Poof, and the cat was replaced by a handsome young man. Smiling devilishly she turned to the young man and said "At last! Now I want to make love with you for the rest of the day and all night too!" The young man just looked at her for moment then replied in a high pitched voice, "Well you should have thought about that before you took me to the vet's shouldn't you!" ____________________________________________________________________ JESUS IS WATCHING YOU A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes." He asked the parrot what his name was and the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "what kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot said, "the same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".
  13. THE TALKING PARROTS A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!" ________________________________________________________ THE RABBIT AND THE SNAKE A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit. He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..." The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake. He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..." The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer." _________________________________________________________ THE LONELY FROG A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?" "No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class." __________________________________________________________ CRUISING WITH THE PENGUINS A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"
  14. Im not getting worked up panji im finding this hilarious! people get worked up over the littlest of things!...........trash..........ok........well this forum doesnt need my posts to turn it into trash sangat has done a very good job of doing that on thier own man.....with all the back biting, racist comments, slaggin off etc the list is endless...........my post wasnt even sexually explicit or anything like that i was just trying to inject some humour into a forum where everybody only argues......damn this is just too funny hehe........
  15. last time: it was a Joke, its IN the FUN section......if you dont like it dont read it or better dont comment on it...........I dont know why people are getting worked TRUST me far WORSE stuff has been said on this forum than whats in my original post!
  16. A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with. "Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?" "No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time" "Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?" "No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!" The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?" "I'd like to live with Watford Football Club" the boy replied quickly. "Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge. "Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
  17. There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the local military base, and asked to speak with the lieutenant. "Please send up four nice young men to eat dinner here on Thanksgiving, but please, don't send any Jews. Please, no Jews," The lieutenant replied, "No problem ma'am, and I am sure I speak for the army when I say we all appreciate your kindness." Well, Thanksgiving rolled around, and the widow went to answer the door when it rang. She was surprised to see four black recruits. "But... But... There must be some mistake," she stammered. One of them replied, "No ma'am, Lieutenant Goldstein doesn't make mistakes."
  18. • I only had one officer Mr. Keg. • Back off Barney, I've got a piece. • Want to race to the station, Sparky? • I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! • On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. • You'll never get those cuffs on me...You <admin-profanity filter activated>! • Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! • Hey, wasn't your daughter a pork queen? • How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. • Hey officer, is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? • I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! • Yeah you can see my license and registration, officer, but could you hold my beer for a minute? • Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph (200km/h) to keep up with me! Good job! • Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. • I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a Police Officer. • Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated? • You know, I was going to be cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. • "Bad Cop! No Donut!" • I was trying to keep up with traffic. • You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you? • "Lets do it different this time... I will give you the breathalyzer test, now stick this in your mouth and blow" • Didn't I see you get your <admin-profanity filter activated> kicked on "COPS" last week on TV? • Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed. • I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket • So, uh, you "on the take", or what? • Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too! • Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does. • So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play with your gun when you were little? • Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum. • When you smack the crap outta me, make sure you smile for the camcorder. • Is it true that people become policemen because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? • Aren't you one of the Village People? • Hey officer, want to see a trick? Look at your wife!
  19. It was a JOKE anyway if you dont like it DONT READ IT If you dont like it maybe you should become a mod! last time i checked this is supposed to be the FUN section!
  20. Men are like a fine wine: They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with. Men are like vacations: They never seem to last long enough. Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers: Load them with beer, and you can take them anywhere. Men are like coffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you what to do, and they're usually wrong. Men are like plungers: They spend most of their time in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken. and the rest are handicapped. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
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