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Once upon a time there was a Singh called Babbar Singh who loved to swim in his bathtub. He also liked to sing along. His voice was not so good and anyone who he perved on got a thappar and a free slap from mummy. When he grew he became big. He loved dhudhu which made him white like makhan. Finally one day he met a likkle dogie who looked like Shah Rukh Khan but much nicer than anyone he'd ever seen before in his life and began to hug it. Then, he went to a dog food shop and found ladoo to celebrate.after he ate, he felt sick because ...the ladoo had rocks in it, the size of doggy eye balls. So he looked at the doggie and started crying. Then one day, something amazing happened. The doggie discovered invisible gatka stick & double-edged kirpaan, then lost them whilst bouncing on the wooden table and broke his diamond rolex watch.He shouted,"

Once upon a time there was a Singh called Babbar Singh who loved to swim in his bathtub. He also liked to sing along. His voice was not so good and anyone who he perved on got a thappar and a free slap from mummy. When he grew he became big. He loved dhudhu which made him white like makhan. Finally one day he met a likkle dogie who looked like

We went on a school trip to soho road gurdwara. There were people of all faiths and no faiths that went. Our school made sure that no onecaused offence and told everyone to wear trousers instead of skirts. The people there gave an explaination of everything and answered questions. Everyone ate langar and I laughed becuase loads of people said it was really spicy but it wasn't. The teachers told us that you had to finish everything because you know you're not supposed to leave jhoot. And the look on people faces when the were trying to eat the "spicy" sabji was classic! It was really bizarre cos when i did the normal matha tek everyone just stared at me. Most just bowed their heads because they felt uncomfortable doing so. They thought it was weird when people stared at you but people tend to stare when they see a large group of teenagers wlaking around anyway. The best part was that some of my firends that were non sikh started to research sikhi voluntarily and said it was such a beautiful religion and it made me happy. So if you do get the oppurtunity to invite a non sikh to a gurdwara just try and bring them

Either that or it'll go mouldy

I found this "joke" on the internet: An elderly Punjabi admitted to the intensive care department of a hospital requested that he has taken lessons in French. The doctor was puzzled and asked him why? Well, French is the language of heaven, he sighed. I want to be able to communicate with everyone in heaven if I die. But how are you so sure that you will end up in heaven? You might go to hell. What good will French do you then? asked the doctor. That will be no problem. I am fluent in Punjabi. It's horrible and degrading to say that about any race or culture

Not Really becoz its not just the meat, its the prayer. Sikhs don't believe in the rituals that the food undergoes because you can't really make the food holier. Food is food- (unless it's M&S food but that's beside the point.)

I saw halal chips once. How does that work? By killing the potato?

Sorry, this is going off topic a little but once this guy came to the gurdwara wearing a Liverpool football shirt and they're sponsored by Carlsberg. I thought it was a bit weird having an alcoholic logo on your shirt when you go to the gurdwara

Yes, but have you heard the Adil Ray show? It is completely stupid but very funny. Even my Mum listens to him

Exactly, Not trying to insult any religions but the world was created in seven days doessn't make any sense. i think on the third day God made vegetation, then on the fourth day God made the Sun. This is scientifically wrong because plants can't photosynthesise without light. Unless it was some kind of heavenly light or something. Sikhi doesn't contradict science and science doesn't contradict Sikhi. Also if you believe in the cosmological argument i.e. nothing can happen without a cause, then the Big Bang can be applied to Sikhi. Something made it go Bang, that 'something' could have been God' Please correct me if I am wrong!

Thank you for replying! But I don't understand, what was Maharaj meditating on? As humans we meditate on God so would Maharaj be meditating on himself?

I am doing R.S GCSE and the topic is creation of the world. My school is mainly dominated by muslims and christians so all our R.S. GSCEs are based on their beliefs. I respect their beliefs but I don't agree with them. My teacher said in the ten years she had been teaching at my school I was the first person who knew the most about Sikhism. This is quite disheartening beacuse I am not an expert at all. What is the Sikhi side of creation? I believe in the big bang and evolution. But I don't believe in the genesis story and that. How can I do a GCSE and write a load of stuff I personally don't believe in? Please help!

The terrorists have suceeded in what they want to do i.e cause terror. Now everyone will think that they are going to attack and security will be heightened and evryone will be running around screaming. All he could be planning to do is set off a fart but it would still have that same effect.

It was a joke! But honestly this world is seriously weird at times

Cheese? I always suspected there was something in it!lol