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A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

Ok, i dnt want to sound rude...but here goes... A British man who was kidnapped in India was found by police today. He had suffered some of the worst beatings they had ever seen. He was asked why he was beaten so much and so bad. He said "They wanted to know my name, so i told them. Then they just started to beat me. The more i said my name, the harder they beat me. I dont understand. I told them the truth. I told them that my name is "TERRY MARDY" "

Hindu suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by the ambulance. The Hindu man kept on repeating "Hari Om! Hari Om!" So when the ambulance pulled into his house driveway, his wife came out and screamed at the paramedics "Why didnt you take him straight to the hospital??!!" They replied, because he kept sayin "Hurry Home! Hurry Home!!" Mr and Mrs Singh go 2 a marriage counsellor. Counsellor says Mr Singh you need to be nice and kind to your wife. Mr Singh replies, im always kind!! The counsellor then asks, "What is your wifes favourite flower??" Mr Singh thinks for a moment and then replies "Elephant Atta!"

Fateh Ji I know many believe that langar should be simple however so many people have come to Hazoor Sahib and have had different types of foods that they may not have been able to afford or come across. They are celebrating their Guru Ji's Guru Gaddi Divas, and this is not something that comes every year. At the end of the day wether the food be simple or complicated the Sangats dil (heart), Man and rooh (soul) is kush and this matters. People are doing seva as they are happy and they want to share this with every Sikh and non-sikh, there is nothing more brilliant than that!! The sangat attending are happy and fortunate; may Guru Ji make their Janam Safla since they have had the chance to eat such langar!! I wish only Vaheguru had been able to give me such a mohkka (chance)! Dhan Dhan Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji. Bhul Chuk Maaf!! Fateh Ji

Beautiful Picture!! :TH: Top Stuff!! :D

Now i gotta say, theres some well funny pics there!!! unbelievable!! coudnt stop laffin 4 ages!! haha!! good stuff!!! Fateh Ji!! :vaheguru:

Fateh Ji, One of my all time fav names : Gurcharan and Gursevak (such a beautiful names!!) Anyways you can have : - Gurnaam - Gurjot - Gushant - Gurjap - Guvinder (typical i know) - Gurmeet - Giaan - Gurkirat - Gagan - Gurdas - Gurditta - Gurtej - Gurbaksh - Gurjeevan Cant think of any more yet!!!

Here are the answers 2 my previous post!! Hope they tickled some brain cells, lol!! Answer 1.Moose (Mousse) 2. Bear (Bare) 3. Lion (Lyin') 4. Whale (Wail) 5. Boar (Bore) 6. Deer (Dear) 7. Toad (Towed) 8. Lynx (Links) So how did you do?? mmmmm??? .....

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This was a good one when i read it, see what you get!! Find out what the animals are! (for example, "To run away or escape" could be a "flea") 1. hair-control foam 2. very exposed 3. tellin' falsities 4. a lamenting cry 5. a dull person 6. a precious or loved one 7. first you get a parking ticket, then you get this 8. these make up a chain See how you do!!!

The well known brain teaser: What came first, the egg or the chicken??? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fateh Ji, I think coconut oil is the best to use in your hair since when you apply it to your scalp it helps to rehydrate a dry and itchy scalp. The best thing to do is: hot the oil (this can even be heated by just simply placing the bottle on your gas heater or even the thavaa!! doesnt take too long to melt!) and then massage it to your scalp (preferably by your mum, yay!!). Then leave it for about 30mins or longa even and wash it out using standard shampoo. It is also said that you shouldnt you shampoo and conditioners in 1 since they are not good for your hair!! but newayz coconut oil does leave your hair feelin soft and scalp much more hydrated and dandruff free!! but rememba coconut oil does sumtimes have a tendency to turn white once it cools down, best to wash it as soon as you can!!itll save you alot of hassle!! :D Fateh Ji

PS - iv gt sum more 'tukhs' which i love...(they might be totally off the subject but hope you like them!!) by the way they are in english so the meanings can vary but here goes.... "If you desire to escape the fear of the Messenger of Death, then praise the Lord joyfully, and do good deeds" Bhagat Jai dayv Ji "Suffering is the medicine, and pleasure the disease, because where there is pleasure, there is no desire for God" First Mehl "There is none as merciful as You are, and none as sinful as I am" Bhagat Kabeer Ji "Fareed, answer evil with goodness; do not fill your mind with anger" Bhagat Sheikh Fareed Ji "Know that all your dear friends are fake. Only the Name of the Lord will go along with you" Fifth Mehla "No one is anyone's companion; why take any pride in others?" Fifth Mehla "Friendship with the self-willed manmukhs is an alliance with Maya" Fifth Mehla "The mortal is of one mind - whatever he dedicates it to, in that he is successful" Fourth Mehla "The Lord is hear at hand - do not think that He is far away. He always cherishes us, and remembers us" First Mehla "Whoever remembers his Guru, shall not suffer sorrow, even in dreams" Fifth Mehla "That place is heaven, where the Kirtan of the Lord's Praises are sung. You Yourself instill faith into us" Fifth Mehla "The false shall leave you, even while you are still alive; but the Saints shall not forsake you, even when you are dead" 5 Mehla

ma 3 || Third Mehla: Duir KsmY kw hukmu pieAw ivxu siqgur cyiqAw n jwie ] dhhur khasamai kaa hukam paeiaa vin sathigur chaethiaa n jaae || From the very beginning, it has been the Will of the Lord Master, that He cannot be remembered without the True Guru. siqguir imilAY AMqir riv rihAw sdw rihAw ilv lwie ] sathigur miliai a(n)thar rav rehiaa sadhaa rehiaa liv laae || Meeting the True Guru, he realizes that the Lord is permeating and pervading deep within him; he remains forever absorbed in the Lord's Love. dim dim sdw smwldw dMmu n ibrQw jwie ] dham dham sadhaa samaaladhaa dha(n)m n birathhaa jaae || With each and every breath, he constantly remembers the Lord in meditation; not a single breath passes in vain. jnm mrn kw Bau gieAw jIvn pdvI pwie ] janam maran kaa bho gaeiaa jeevan padhavee paae || His fears of birth and death depart, and he obtains the honored state of eternal life. nwnk iehu mrqbw iqs no dyie ijs no ikrpw kry rjwie ]2] naanak eihu marathabaa this no dhaee jis no kirapaa karae rajaae ||2|| O Nanak, He bestows this rank upon that mortal, upon whom He showers His Mercy. ||2||

Fateh Ji, YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You all who tried to find the shabad, especially Kammy penji. Thank You so so much, its a beautiful shabad with heart touching meanings. Vaheguru Rakha!!!! Fateh Ji :D