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  1. All the great philosophers had beards. I also have a beard. Therefore I’m a great philosopher. (jagsaw-puzzled-singh, 19th February 2020, around 11:55 hours greenwich mean time) I was in Thailand over xmas, for the second time in the space a few months. On previous visits there I noticed that Thais, just like the Chinese in Singapore and indeed all orientals in the far east, and not too fond of beards. The women there absolutely detest them and the men, although they view it as the height of manliness would never grow one because of the way society views beards as dirty. Not to mention the fact that they’re not actually capable of growing one very well anyway. I’ve been visiting as part of a yoga / meditation retreat in the country about 50 miles from Pattaya and I would say about 80% of the males with me (white people) had a beard of some description. One day, in a small town, I was with a group when a car stopped and the female passenger kept looking at me and yelling things at me. She was Thai but from her features I could tell that she was a Thai of Chinese heritage. She kept shouting things at me whilst pointing to my beard. I convinced myself that she obviously had an intense dislike of beards and couldn’t resist the temptation to publicly vent her anger at them. It wouldn’t be unusual......orientals are not shy about sharing their feelings about beards. I thought it best to ignore her. Let her say bad things about my beards. But, because I wasn’t acknowledging her in any way she got out of the car and approached me. I wasn’t sure what was about to come....I was thinking perhaps a spit or at the very least some angry finger waving at my face. Her hand approached my face so I thought this had gone beyond a mere spit and a slap was imminent. But no......she smiled and ever so gently caressed my beard the way we would a baby’s lovely little face. I had made her day. For the first time in her life she had got to feel what a beard feels like. Both our days were made. “Speak with respect and honour. Both of the beard and the beard’s owner” – epic English Civil War poem, Hudibras As a jatt, my ancestors were not in Punjab at the time Alexander the Great and his army sat on the banks of the Sutlej river. At that time they were somewhere in what is today Sindh and Sistan provinces of Pakistan and Iran. Whoever was in Punjab though – I know they kept beards. Alexander didn’t though. On the eve of each battle in Punjab (and everywhere else) he ordered his soldiers to shave as he was convinced that it would help in close man to man combat lest the enemy gained an advantage by tugging at the beard. His army wasn’t all-conquering in the Punjab so no need to discuss the merits of his war strategy but what’s this ? A Greek without a beard like a Roman ?? Irony – all of history is irony Take two great ancient civilisations (Greeks and Romans) and be tasked with finding the one single greatest thing that differentiated them. What thing you gonna choose ? The answer is the beard. The Greeks had beards. The Romans were clean-shaven. The irony is that shaving was introduced to the Romans by the Greek settlements in Sicily around 300 BC but in all antiquity the situation can be summed up thus: the clean-shaven fashion of the Romans and the bearded serious thinking intellect of the Greeks. ( with all due respect to my great bearded Roman Stoic heroes such as Aurelius – but remember these were Romans that adopted the Greek system of thought and contemplation) If we learn anything from history it is the fact that fashion always beats intellect. As the recent election of Trump and the fiasco of Brexit shows...people are generally very dumb. And that’s why fashion always wins. Irony again as beards are fashionable again (at least have been for the last few years) with cool hipsters having their long beards blown against the wind as they ride their penny farthing bicycles through the bus lanes of Shoreditch at the death defying speeds of almost 3 MPH. Double-irony now as studies have shown that females are more attracted to men that have beards in societies where beards are uncommon and vice versa. That means, as an uber attractive peacock me and my beard would have a great chance of pulling a lovely girl in Hong Kong, Thailand and Singapore but would have to get used to a mundane single life if I lived in Shoreditch, Brooklyn or Punjab. Me and my beard would just be run of the mill normal there. The women, according to the studies, are attracted to something different to the common. With most men in Punjab now sporting the K-Pop clean-shaven and spikey bouffant hairstyle you could argue that the man that goes for the clean-cut preppy look would do very well indeed there.....with the ladies. But that’s why I have a beard is it ? I don’t think so but apparently those that run Sikh affairs in Punjab do. They (the SPGC) ran a series of videos and promotions a few years ago trying to encourage Sikh young men not to shave their hair. They were telling young men that they shouldn’t shave because it’s a good sexy look that women just can’t get enough of.....i.e. keep a beard because women will find you more attractive if you do. But, like I said, history has shown us that people, generally, are very dumb. We’re back to irony again because the Roman emporer Hadrian did very briefly bring beards back in fashion again among Romans (for a very short time) but he only kept a beard because of his extremely bad facial skin which he sought to hide with a beard in order to appear more attractive (given Roman and Greek practices at that time I’m not sure who he was trying to attract – women or boys ?) There were these 2 Christianties and a Jew.... The Jewish scriptures say a beard is vital as the appearance of a man is a mirror image of his soul....god. I like that. The Christians worship a Jew with a beard. But the Christians, being Christians, go on to do and say stuff that makes no sense to a more enlightened eastern mind like yours and mine. It started with St. Jerome, in around 380 AD. I suppose he woke up one morning and decided he hated beards, for some reason or another. It was probably in response (albeit a slow 150 year delay – this was in the days before the internet remember) to something that St. Clement of Alexandria said. He said a beard must never be shaven. So in this Champions League semi-final of the heavyweights between St. Clement and St. Jerome we’d have to consider it a draw as both schools went their separate ways – largely on the issue of the beard: The Catholic Church and the Orthodox Church. The shaving of the beard became a requirement under Canon law whereas the Eastern Orthodox churches believed strongly that the beard is a vital part of spirituality. Can’t escape irony though, no matter how hard we try, because today, clean shaven western Christians whose foundation was that having a beard was dirty and a sin, will knock on the door of me the bearded one and say that I will be damned in hell unless I leave my religion and join them in worshipping a man..............who had a beard. So here I sit in dreary olde England stroking my beard. I always stroke my beard when I’m writing things on SikhSangat but I suppose that is to be expected because one has to contemplate what he is about to write and the stroking of the beard is a pre-requisite of contemplation. But dreary olde England, where things have always been upside-down – topsy-turvy. First the poor peasants working the fields had beards whereas the rich nobility didn’t to signify their idleness. Then the industrial revolution came and poor people were clean shaven as they were working with machinery and only rich people had beards – to signify their nobility. And now its the hipsters. Will my great great grandchildren be learning at school about the bearded hipsters the way I was taught about the bearded industrialists of the revolution and the bearded serfs ? I hope not because I dread to think how the poor teacher will have to explain to little children the presence of penny farthing bicycles in 2020 London. And so I sit here, occasionally taking my fingers off the keyboard, stroking my beard whilst contemplating my beard. (Oh, is there no end to this irony ?) Although the temptation is great I’m a true believer that contemplation must have it’s limits. You never know....if you contemplate about your beard for too long, i.e years, the hair (beard) will eventually start falling out due to over-contemplation. So what have I found in this journey deep into my beard ? I’m a Sikh so of course I have a beard. I’m also a human so, like all humans, I have the ability to critically think so I know I don’t have a beard just because my religion says I must have a beard. I know my faith is scientifically ahead of it’s time and teaches me that my beard is an extension of my nervous system, thus an essential part of me as a human. This is when you know that contemplation time is over. Know that my beard is an essential part of my body system would I sit here and question why I should or should not keep other parts of body such as my finger or my toe ? No. A million different settings can provide a million different answers but when if I’m sitting at the computer contemplating a message for this forum each part of my body serves a purpose. My finger is for waving (pontificating – passing judgement – I like to do that alot), my toes are for wiggling and my beard is for stroking. Everything has a purpose. Including my beard. Even if it is so a little Thai / Chinese lady can fulfil her life-long dream of being able to touch one for the first time.
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