Just Cos Im Bored!

[Mehtab Singh]

One time I heard this song by some African group where they describe the farts of different cultures. They had sounds also. I couldn't stop roaring laughter. And then a video where they dubbed certain movie scenes with fart sounds. Oh God that was a killer! One was from matrix, when Morpheus bows and they dubbed his bowing with a fart sound, making it look like he bowed to fart.

ps: PTBS penji...didn't expect this from u...but oh well...me super nasty so all good (6)

[proud_to_be_singhni]

how about all those 'one time' driving things?... although... its not really one time... probably closer to about 300... bahahahahaha

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why you lil...

just you wait untili come to TO!!

btw feel free to read of my driving "ONE times" over here...

'one time driving things'

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Heeehehhhehhehehhehehehehehehehehhehehe hahhahaa

Penji ju are crazyyy!!!!!....in the most nicest way!!

my morning part2 has begun with a gigantic smile!

hahaha and SIKHLIONZ pajee (wow) really apreciate the research you have carried out.....respect but you know i didnt read past the first few lines!!......

....il save it to read for a 'rainy day'......LOL!!

[proud_to_be_singhni]

3 hit the back of an ambulance on an emergency call (my car got stuck underneath and i got dragged down the road and the paramedics treated me for shock in the same ambulance)

7reversed into a BMW but drove off because i noticed the Jamaican flag and didn’t really fancy getting my teeth kicked in in the middle of Handsworth! lol

17 I reversed into my sister's knees also (but before anyone reading this has a heart attack – she was ok! – a bit moody with me but ok)

BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

tha's freaken HILARIOUS..!!! HOLY CR*PPPPPP..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH...

WOWWWWWW.... you are by FAR the biggest immigrant in the world..!!!

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heheheheheheee! and this is coming from a pajee with a dictionary that contains the word PADH MASALA!!

available probably ONLY in all good bookshops in Ludhiana!

[DhadiMania]

ahhh now i have to tell you guys a story.

the story dates back to when maskeen came to do kathaa last year some time.

some person was recording his kathaa (i think alpha wale?), a little kid, who was not so camera shy jumped in front of the camera. the cameraman started shouting in front of everyone and told the child to move out of the way.

"OI MUNDIYA PICHI HO!"

the child however took it as

"OI MUNDIYA< BEHAT MERI PATAA DI VICH"

(little child, sit in my laps)

and the child did so.

i found that funny, the little toddler started stroking whatever stubble this guy had, the cameraman tried to fend himself off. this made me laugh so much, this little kid (bachara) doesnt understand what was happening, an alpha show was ruined and the man disturbing sangat and now im throwing a laughing fit.

what made me laugh was how he was like "chad mainoo, chad mainoo" n such a harsh tone of voice, but this kid just kept laughing and playing with the cameraman.

i was laughing even more.

the sangat got angry at this guy and told him "look, we want to listen and you are distrubing us, let the child play with you"

his face was stone like, and then it cracked, and hes playing with this child that he doesnt know. i mean one minute hes like "chadd bhari" and now hes like "oh you want to touch my beard, you missed this part here, lo ji"

that made me laugh even more.

the worst thing was this was all taking place at front seats as maskeen did his kathaa. he seemed a "bit" put off.

but it all made me laugh so much.

Bhul Chukke Muaaf

[proud_to_be_singhni]

hehhehehehe......ahhh the cameramen.....

always in front and sangat cant see much with their lights blaring in the faces of the katha vachak or kirtan jatha....

Okeee......So back to the PADHS!!!!!!!

Hands up who let one off today (as many as you like, dont have to be restricted to the one!!!)

[proud_to_be_singhni]

ahhh now i have to tell you guys a story.

i found that funny, this made me laugh so much, now im throwing a laughing fit.

what made me laugh was

i was laughing even more.

that made me laugh even more.

but it all made me laugh so much. [end quotes]

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ahhhhhhwwww kandola pajeee.......

u and ur evil wayyyys......

[proud_to_be_singhni]

Hey KURTAS Pajee why not come on this thread and have a laugh reading above posts......

the skill of chilling out! form time to time!

No offence Bro me thinks if you cant have a laugh then what can you do.....aside from the hot convo goin on in the GENERAL thread......woah.........

im not the arguing type so stop attacking me........LOL! :TH: (Peace)

[Trust1]

HAHA

was having a rubbish day today, just read all of this n laughed sooo much

when i was little i loved parshaad soooo much. once i ran up to get some, n started stuffing it into my face and ended up dropping it all over the floor. n then this really mean guy started shouting at me n everyone was staring at me, n i cried.

oh and another time i was eating langar, and this woman started shouting at me because im left handed, and i started shouting back at her because she was spitting on my food. hehe (she had no teeth)

aaah the good old days. strange how both my stories involve food...

[proud_to_be_singhni]

hehhehe joker!!

yeh running for the parshad.............man i used to be on an obstacle course, dodging all the elderly ladies to get to any one with a parshad wala thaal which always was a mission and then getting from there and on to looking for the next thaal... never from the same person coz they knew and would shout.

ahhhh yeah....

it was craazyyyy last sunday!

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[Khalsa_Girl_1]

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

ah yes...the good old days...

to be honest, i have never farted in public. and i dont fart either. i dont know why..i just dont (is that a good thing, or a bad thing?)

i'll just tell you how the farts in my family are let out.

considering the fact that i dont fart in public at all, you may think that i dont get embarrassed much cuz of farts....BUT...my sis (shes like 11) she farts like crazy!

The Farts Of My Family

my sister's farts

there cant be a day when she doesnt fart. and man does it ever stick!!! pee-oo! anywho...so she farts at home a lot of times, when she knows that shes gonna fart, she comes to me, sits on me, and then farts on me. then she runs away, and says "eeww..di-di stinks!" (di-di=penji) and then i go "huh? @ "

when she does it in public, its even worse...she starts laughing after she farts and looks at me...and i just turn around, pretending that i dont know her...

i mean..people know that she farted, cuz she just has that face...but still...it smells like...you dont even wanna know...lol

my daddy's farts

my dads farts always gives my famiy laughs.

and whats even more funny, is that he says "hey. did you guys hear that? shh..i think i heard something." and acts as if there is a theif or whatever. then, when we're all quiet, he lets out a fart and says "oh. i think i just killed it."...and he has other ways to make us laugh when he farts.

my mom's farts

my mom always farts on people for some reason. and she always tips over to a side..of course she has to, if she wants the fart to go into a person's direction.

lol

and then she starts laughing...and i just sit there going "umm....mom. that was uncalled for." and she says "what do expect me to do? tell you when im going to fart? its natural. it just comes out." and then i say "ok ok..no more" lol

my mom says that my bro and arent real humans cuz we dont fart at all.

but i think im lucky...lol

i might fart when im sleeping... but i dont know...

anywho...

that was just a little education on the farts of my family.

thank-you for joining me.

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.