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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

ah yes...the good old days... rolleyes.gif

to be honest, i have never farted in public. and i dont fart either. i dont know why..i just dont :@ (is that a good thing, or a bad thing?)

i'll just tell you how the farts in my family are let out.

considering the fact that i dont fart in public at all, you may think that i dont get embarrassed much cuz of farts....BUT...my sis (shes like 11) she farts like crazy!

The Farts Of My Family

my sister's farts

there cant be a day when she doesnt fart. and man does it ever stick!!! pee-oo! anywho...so she farts at home a lot of times, when she knows that shes gonna fart, she comes to me, sits on me, and then farts on me. then she runs away, and says "eeww..di-di stinks!" (di-di=penji) and then i go "huh? :@ @ "

when she does it in public, its even worse...she starts laughing after she farts and looks at me...and i just turn around, pretending that i dont know her... :@

i mean..people know that she farted, cuz she just has that face...but still...it smells like...you dont even wanna know...lol

my daddy's farts

my dads farts always gives my famiy laughs.

and whats even more funny, is that he says "hey. did you guys hear that? shh..i think i heard something." and acts as if there is a theif or whatever. then, when we're all quiet, he lets out a fart and says "oh. i think i just killed it."...and he has other ways to make us laugh when he farts.

my mom's farts

my mom always farts on people for some reason. and she always tips over to a side..of course she has to, if she wants the fart to go into a person's direction.

lol

and then she starts laughing...and i just sit there going "umm....mom. that was uncalled for." and she says "what do expect me to do? tell you when im going to fart? its natural. it just comes out." and then i say "ok ok..no more" lol

my mom says that my bro and arent real humans cuz we dont fart at all.

but i think im lucky...lol

i might fart when im sleeping... grin.gif but i dont know...

anywho...

that was just a little education on the farts of my family.

thank-you for joining me.

Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa. Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh.

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wow...wiked sis thanx for the amazing family farts story.....

kool......

now sis you do know dont you that the day you let one go it will be the stinkiest of ones....a real nucleur type hehhee! lol LOL.gif

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*sighs*

aht the fart stories..

memba: the most dedly ones r the 1ns u cant hear :@

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LOL.gif lolz....

yeh "SILENT BUT DEADLY" !

K_5INGH PAJI WOULD KNOW ALLLLLLLL ABOUT IT ! HEY PAJI ? ... Jokes !

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how about all those 'one time' driving things?... although... its not really one time... probably closer to about 300... bahahahahaha LOL.gif

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:@

why you lil...

just you wait untili come to TO!!

btw feel free to read of my driving "ONE times" over here...

'one time driving things'

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Penji have u passed ur driving? :@

Please tell me no !, U'll end up killing sum1, yet they say women drivers r the best

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how about all those 'one time' driving things?... although... its not really one time... probably closer to about 300... bahahahahaha LOL.gif

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:@

why you lil...

just you wait untili come to TO!!

btw feel free to read of my driving "ONE times" over here...

'one time driving things'

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Penji have u passed ur driving? :@

Please tell me no !, U'll end up killing sum1, yet they say women drivers r the best

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don't even go there........! .....i take paratha offer back tongue.gif !!!!

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how about all those 'one time' driving things?... although... its not really one time... probably closer to about 300... bahahahahaha LOL.gif

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:@

why you lil...

just you wait untili come to TO!!

btw feel free to read of my driving "ONE times" over here...

'one time driving things'

141165[/snapback]

Penji have u passed ur driving? :@

Please tell me no !, U'll end up killing sum1, yet they say women drivers r the best

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don't even go there........! .....i take paratha offer back tongue.gif !!!!

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HARW ! U cant rob my parohtah off me ! ....... i told you your a greedy & mean Penji ! no.gif

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how about all those 'one time' driving things?... although... its not really one time... probably closer to about 300... bahahahahaha LOL.gif

141163[/snapback]

:@

why you lil...

just you wait untili come to TO!!

btw feel free to read of my driving "ONE times" over here...

'one time driving things'

141165[/snapback]

Penji have u passed ur driving? :@

Please tell me no !, U'll end up killing sum1, yet they say women drivers r the best

141834[/snapback]

don't even go there........! .....i take paratha offer back tongue.gif !!!!

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HARW ! U cant rob my parohtah off me ! ....... i told you your a greedy & mean Penji ! no.gif

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hohohohoho....

meerrrryyyy chrriistmmassss

and singh sandhu what did you wish for ....a parantha?

yes dear...

hohohoh you will certainly receive a paratha on xmas day

be sure to ....be very nice to PTBS penji everyday from this day forward

hohoho

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