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another one from me.

this happend around 4 years ago. i was working out in the gym after school. and i was kinda mad that day so i was lifting more than usual, poora jor laa key :@ those who workout know that we need to breathe out from out mouth and breathe in from our nose. and when doing heavy weights you tend to clinch your teeth and lips. since i was going heavy that day, i tried to breathe out but my lips were like sealed. i tried again real hard to breathe out and ..... :D ......... it totally sounded like a fart LOL.gif and it was L O U D. everyone in the gym stopped doing their workouts and just stood there for a while in amazement that i could fart that loud :umm: the attendee even turned the music off blush.gif there was complete silence for a few seconds and then EVERYONE burst out laughing. :lol: man was i embarassed bigtime there. the news even reached home and mom asked wat kinda weight am i lifting ohmy.gif i was mom ju know singh is king in everything :)

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These are tooooooooo funny LOL.gifLOL.gif

I remember one lunch time me and my friends went to supermarket to get suthin to eat. neways we got our food and came outside and started eating happily chatting away. we wus walking across the carpark wen all of a sudden this german shepherd dog comes out of nowhere and starts barking away like mad and don't stop. by this time we are all scared cus its looking like its wants to kill us. it wus a moment of madness and i one of my friend jumps on a car and starts throwing her food around so it wud get distracted. neway it worked for a moment the dog got distracted but the car alarm starts going off. don't no y we all starting running after that, , cum 2 think of it don't even no where we were running neway the dog started running behind us. so we ran like we never ran b4. neway we're rnning down the carpark and here shouting. i turn around and see the security running after us . then the trolley guy starts coming after us aswell. an then sum nxt random guy.at this time the car alarm is still going off. we r still running cus the dog is chasing us and the security trolley man and random guy r chasing us aswell. neway we keep running cus the dog is after us and no way wus we gonna get bitten by a dog. it wus like we were getting chased by a monster. neways we r now are in the next carpark .in front of us is a carpet store. we all run in there . neways we turn bac but the thank god the dog is not there. neways the security guard comes along

wittrolley guy plus random guy and start questioning us. neways people star to gather round us like we're famous. neway they thought wewere trying to break in the car, or that we had stolen sumthing. random guy wus car owner. wexplin the situatin. they laugh. i wanted to cry.

can laugh bout it now but gosh ithat day i thought i wus gonna get eaten.

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These are tooooooooo funny LOL.gifLOL.gif

I remember one lunch time me and my friends went to supermarket to get suthin to eat. neways we got our food and came outside and started eating happily chatting away. we wus walking across the carpark wen all of a sudden this german shepherd dog comes out of nowhere and starts barking away like mad and don't stop. by this time we are all scared cus its looking like its wants to kill us. it wus a moment of madness and i one of my friend jumps on a car and starts throwing her food around so it wud get distracted. neway it worked for a moment the dog got distracted but the car alarm starts going off. don't no y we all starting running after that, , cum 2 think of it don't even no where we were running neway the dog started running behind us. so we ran like we never ran b4. neway we're rnning down the carpark and here shouting. i turn around and see the security running after us . then the trolley guy starts coming after us aswell. an then sum nxt random guy.at this time the car alarm is still going off. we r still running cus the dog is chasing us and the security trolley man and random guy r chasing us aswell. neway we keep running cus the dog is after us and no way wus we gonna get bitten by a dog. it wus like we were getting chased by a monster. neways we r now are in the next carpark .in front of us is a carpet store. we all run in there . neways we turn bac but the thank god the dog is not there. neways the security guard comes along

wittrolley guy plus random guy and start questioning us. neways people star to gather round us like we're famous. neway they thought wewere trying to break in the car, or that we had stolen sumthing. random guy wus car owner. wexplin the situatin. they laugh. i wanted to cry.

can laugh bout it now but gosh ithat day i thought i wus gonna get eaten.

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HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now you can't delete it! LOL.gif

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HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now you can't delete it! LOL.gif
yaaaaa i'm sure he spent 10 mins typing that just so he can delete it rolleyes.gif

who sed im a he? rolleyes.gif

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HAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAA ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Now you can't delete it! LOL.gif
yaaaaa i'm sure he spent 10 mins typing that just so he can delete it rolleyes.gif

who sed im a he? rolleyes.gif

I did! tongue.gif

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I was helping out at a camp recently and I was told to go and put some things bac in the library by ma m8...all on my own.... hearing sume noises i wanted to be discreet and yh i slowly opened the door, and there were like a handful of Singhs just starin at me!!! Man i was I freaked bein the only gal there, i chucked all the stuff in the corner and ran out. Thats right... im shy... okie... woo

After 5 seconds there was this whole erupton of lafter and ma m8 came by and opened the library door to see what was going on, I dont know what they said but I asked her after if they were lafing at me and she was like yhhh, leme tell ya ppls who know me before i got into sikhi was a very shy person... sometimes still gets the better of me even though you might see me doin jikare blush21.gif

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