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embarrassing moments....

--Some uncle came to my house once with all his family. Everyone was sitting there, talking,joking etc. I mean ALL my family were there. My mum told me to bring some juice cuz it was summer n it was hot.

I thought i was clever and stacked bout 20 glasses on the tray. I fell flat on my face.... with a tray full of glasses. It hurt... was funny after

--At school we had jus had games and i left both my gym skirt n my school skirt on and i went to the gurdwara I realised when i sat down. I had to run out n sort it out.

-- In my gurdwara their is a little side room where me and my cousins practise our kirtan before we do it in the darbaar sahib. Well we were practising on gurprub because i had to do 5 shabats.

I thought id get the microphone and practice how far away from the vaaja i should put it. I didnt realise it was on.... And the whole of the gurdwara could hear it. They could hear me talking...and sayin how some bibi was evilling me inside... she heard because she told my mum that i need to be taught sum sharam. I wanted to cry...but insted i had the go up infront of everyone and do my 5 shabads....!

Fateh

lolz... rolleyes.gif

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  • 1 year later...

I'm really bored so here's a bump :p

The other day we were basically having are last politics lesson before christmas holidays so the teacher made it a more relaxed lesson by just going asking us revision questions individually. Me and my mates were sitting at the back and were feeling bored so decided to mess about and play some cards instead, we like teasing each other while playing and basically one of my mates said something really funny to me so I just started laughing really hard, next thing I know my teacher is saying to me "why don't you answer" and I was just like staring at him blank like errrmmm :S,hadn't heard the question or anything, the whole class is staring at me just sitting in silence, it turned out the teach had asked the person infront of me a question, they couldn't figure out the answer and he thought I was laughing at them so assumed I must know, so you can imagine how confused everyone was when I didn't know what the heck he was talking about! :lol:

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Here is one more,

I was in grade 7 (in Ludhiana). The school i was in had a pretty good reputation so the teachers were real strict on students. Those who have studied in a India would know how there is a prayer in the morning in a BIG ground. Kids line up and march to the ground from their respective classrooms.

Just about 5 mins before going for the prayers, i was having fun with my buddy in the classroom. Basically we were jumping over the benches and this really strict teacher saw us and took us outside. Gave us a nice scolding and than the worst happened :| . He took us to the big ground and made us stand on the stage facing the wholeeeee school :lol: :lol: .

My brother was in grade 3 in the same school and when his friends saw me there, they were like " oye bobby tere bhai nu koi prize milna" :phe is standing on the stage. Later they saw me and my buddy holding our ears, chins burried in our chests. Now they knew what prize we were going to get.

My brother came home and told that to my mom that i embarrassed him in front of his friends :| . This was my first appearance on the stage :p after this there was no looking back. I'll post more stories soon :D .

But yeah I came across the same teacher (who put me on stage) 5 years later in a train. He was real short and i was trying to get my luggage ( VIP suitcase, the real hard ones). I wasnt able to hold it properly and it came down hitting the same teacher on the head. I had my revenge :cool:

Aww...lol... :lol:

Thats kind of cute...and well funny too...

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dude I was embarrassed hundreds of times!! there was this time when I went to a wedding and I had to go give money to the bride and groom next thing you know My cousin is picking up my kurta and looking at sumthing!!! I look around everybodies laughing! <_< :@

:lol:

Awww Poor Avi!

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  • 2 weeks later...

I was at an event where lots of random people were socialising. I decided to go up to this white couple and introduce myself....they kept looking at me with blank faces. I kept talking for a whole minute and in the back of my head I was thinking why are they staring at me like that. I actually thought they had never seen a sikh like me so I thought I would carry on being friendly and break down the barrier by chatting more.

Suddenly halfway through I realised that I was saying everything in Punjabi. I stopped, paused and then said everything again but this time in perfect Queens English accent - which I think shocked them even more. I genuinely thought I was chatting in English until I listened to myself so I am not sure how it happened but it was the first and last time it happened!

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