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i no after readin a lot of topics tht a lot of the sangat is, uh...depressed. so heres a fun way to cheer every1 up! list an embarasing moment or a joke and whoever is feelin down can go through these. :lol: hope it helps,

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to start every1 off, heres a funny story,

i was calling my friend's house and her grandfather picked up. i thought it was her dad becasue it soubnded exactly like him. plus, her dad liked to joke around a lot so i thought it must be him, teasing me. afterwards i fojund out it really was her grandfather! blush.gif

but thats not it, the nex time i called, i was positive it was the father this time. and i said to him, the funniest thing happened, i called ur house and ur father picked up, and i explained. he said that his father was not alive. now i was completly frekin. it was the grandfather again! blush.gifblush.gif

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i no after readin a lot of topics tht a lot of the sangat is, uh...depressed. so heres a fun way to cheer every1 up! list an embarasing moment or a joke and whoever is feelin down can go through these. :lol: hope it helps,

bhul chuk maaf,

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Btw theres already an embarrasing moment thread somewhere, i know a new joke might be slightly racist but its just a joke:

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Btw theres already an embarrasing moment thread somewhere, i know a new joke might be slightly racist but its just a joke:

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What is funny about the fact that someone has a different skin colour to you?

How can people complain about Sardar/Paki/brown people jokes when they are making fun other people people's ethnicity?

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ermm thought id let u knw as 'AKHOZA' sed dat ders alrdy a thread on dis ..

u want cheerin up go on dat alot of funni embarasiin moments dat our bhanjis n pehnjes hav gone through LOL.gif

da thread is on 'FUN|GLOBAL EVENTS|NEWS ARTICLES'

as there actually aint no point in startin a new one, and it would be good carryin on da same thread its easier and it keeps da thread goin! :lol: :@ ...... vaheguru

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heres another 1, when i was younger. i was in tae kwon do class (NEVER TAKE IT!) and we were doing jumping jacks for warm up. i felt very sik and was (in my mind) doing simran. every1 takes turns counting them so when it came to my turn i was soo lost that instead of saying 1, 2, 3 i said waheguru, waheguru, wahegur and every1 in the room (there was lots of them) stop adn start laughin at me. ohmy.gif : non of them were sikh so they ddint undersand. oh well. lolz. blush.gif

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