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Here is an email i got from Daljeet aka Khalsa wubb.gifwubb.gif

There was just one cinema theatre in the Village.The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen, the owner of the theatre, had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a Khaadi Dhoti screen.

They decided to dedicate the theatre to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre:"GANDHI KEE DHOTI"

Some of the Up coming films/attractions at "GANDHI KEE DHOTI " cinema hall as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE .

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom .

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa .

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kuchh Kuchh hota hai.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Josh.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Mere Do Anmol Ratan.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Judwaa.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Tera Jadoo ChalGaaya.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Hera Pheri.

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Nothing to Lose. (english movie)

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Gone in SixtySeconds.(english movie)

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Kucch to hai

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein jurassic park

Gandhi kee Dhoti mei

n woh kaun thi !!!

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here are mine

gandhi ki dhoti mein hum aapke hain kaun

gandhi ki dhoti mein main khiladi tu anari

gandhi ki dhoti mein tu chor mai sipahi

gandhi ki dhoti mein yeh aag kab bujhegi

gandhi ki dhoti mein aag hi aag

gandhi ki dhoti mein dilwaale dulhaniya le jaayenge

gandhi ki dhoti mein ajooba kudrat ka

gandhi ki dhoti mein Die Another Day

gandhi ki dhoti mein Kaho na pyaar hai

gandhi ki dhoti mein baarood

gandhi ki dhoti mein angaarey

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

will think of more later

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gandhi ki dhoti mein kal ho na ho

gandhi ki dhoti mein Hawa

gandhi ki dhoti mein bhoot

gandhi ki dhoti mein saaya

gandhi ki dhoti mein raaz

gandhi ki dhoti mein kaatien

gandhi ki dhoti mein koi mil gaya

gandhi ki dhoti mein matrix revolution

gandhi ki dhoti mein Tumse Milke - Wrong Number

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