Best Joke Of The Day

[curlytopper]

Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," said the beaming boy to his old man. "Nope," came dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years."

[chahat]

There are three men an american an japanese and a fat guy the american junps out and says god bless america the japanese jumps out and says go bless japan the fat guy jumps out and says god bless whoever i land on. And he died happily.

[chahat]

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to

meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."

The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the psychic, "Next term--in her biology class."

[Guest Papi]

:D

o i didnt even notice this thread got bumped onto the "sticky" section

[chahat]

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!'

But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'

Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'

Well, the kids hate me for one,

and the teachers hate me, too!'

Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.

Come on now and get ready.'

Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'

Well, for one, you're 52 years old.

And for another, you're the Principal!

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- Chahat

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[dhan sikhi]

A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said: 'If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her. 'You're going to die' she replied.

[Guest Papi]

:D

may i suggest that the last joke be modified a little so that it may be more suitable for lil kids that visit the board

[chahat]

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.

He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows version in Hindi.

Here are some Windows related terms that may be used in the Hindi version of...

Khidkiyan 2000:

Phaail = File

Bachao = Save

Aise Bachao = Save as

Subko Bachao = Save All

Mujhe Bachao = Help

Dhoondo = Find

Firse Dhoondo = Find Again

Hilao = Move

Daak = Mail

Daakiya = Mailer

Paas se dhekho = Zoom In

Duur se dhekho = Zoom Out

Kholo = Open

Bandh Karo = Close

Naya = New

Khatara = Old

Badli Karo = Replace

Bhaago = Run

Chhaapo = Print

Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview

Kaapi = Copy

Kaato = Cut

Kato = Stupid Houseguest

Chipkao = Paste

Payshul Chipkao = Paste Special

Goli Maaro = Delete

Nazaara = View

Hathiyaar = Tools

Hathiyaar Khambha = Toolbar

Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet

Iska Bhi Naam Nahin Aata = Database

Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit

Ped = Tree

Thooso = Compress

Chooha = mouse

Tik-Tik Karo = Click

Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar = Scrollbar

[chahat]

A Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill

Clinton.

Bill : I want to show you the US advancement.

come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest)

Bill : Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)

Bill : more..more..more...

(Sardarji went upto 100 feet)

Bill : So now , try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago

we used to have telephones.

( Sardarji became frustrated.)

He invited Bill to india. Next year Bill had been

in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement.

(the same, he takes Bill in forest.)

Sardar : dig it .

(Bill does.)

Sardar : more ..more ..more .......... (Bill goes

upto almost 400 feet..)

Sardarji : try to find something.

(Bill tries.)

Sardarji : did you get anything ?

Bill : no.

Sardarji : yes, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS

[Guest Papi]

:D

its nice to see some jokes that portray sikhs as being as smart as the next guy. :TH: