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first off, stop trying to make your sick lil fantasies come true by calling me homo! no matter how hard you try and convince people of it, i'm not a homo. so find a different target for your passion!

tings are good..tings are good. i been up to a whole lot of nothing.... the last year that you've been gone has been pretty uneventful.... i won the nobel peace prize... took a gold medal home at th international trackand field championship in the 100M...set the world record in shotput and discus throwing...and set an international record with my javelin toss.

I also bought a professional sports team, and made 95 million dollars off it in my first year of operations. Purchased a small island off the coast of Fiji, called "Nauru" where the currency can be measured in bird droppings. The 25,000 inhabitants of the country love me. I am also in bidding to purchase the United Kingdom for 300,000 dollars. The Labour Party is pretty open about selling, but they're lowballing me, asking for a half million. Everyone in the world knows that nothing good has ever come out of the UK, and even my offer should be considered generous.

I've also built the largest tower in the world built from invisible materials. It is situated in the upper parts of Moscow, with a radio wave range of over 800 miles. It serves currently as a radio transmission tower to encourage infrastructural development in Moscow, but as soon as we can figure out where ew put the front door, ew'll be adding office space to it. It should do alot to spur tourism and international investment. Already many people have lined up to have their picture taken with the invisible building. Gotta love tourists...they'll pay to do anything!

Other than that...not a whole lot been up with me...what about you?

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first off, stop trying to make your sick lil fantasies come true by calling me homo! no matter how hard you try and convince people of it, i'm not a homo. so find a different target for your passion!

tings are good..tings are good. i been up to a whole lot of nothing.... the last year that you've been gone has been pretty uneventful.... i won the nobel peace prize... took a gold medal home at th international trackand field championship in the 100M...set the world record in shotput and discus throwing...and set an international record with my javelin toss.

I also bought a professional sports team, and made 95 million dollars off it in my first year of operations. Purchased a small island off the coast of Fiji, called "Nauru" where the currency can be measured in bird droppings. The 25,000 inhabitants of the country love me. I am also in bidding to purchase the United Kingdom for 300,000 dollars. The Labour Party is pretty open about selling, but they're lowballing me, asking for a half million. Everyone in the world knows that nothing good has ever come out of the UK, and even my offer should be considered generous.

I've also built the largest tower in the world built from invisible materials. It is situated in the upper parts of Moscow, with a radio wave range of over 800 miles. It serves currently as a radio transmission tower to encourage infrastructural development in Moscow, but as soon as we can figure out where ew put the front door, ew'll be adding office space to it. It should do alot to spur tourism and international investment. Already many people have lined up to have their picture taken with the invisible building. Gotta love tourists...they'll pay to do anything!

Other than that...not a whole lot been up with me...what about you?

Well u kno what, ive done all of tht and even opened a non alcoholic pub, !!! haa beat thtt

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I am also in bidding to purchase the United Kingdom for 300,000 dollars. The Labour Party is pretty open about selling, but they're lowballing me, asking for a half million. Everyone in the world knows that nothing good has ever come out of the UK, and even my offer should be considered generous.

cheaper on e-bay :e:

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