Things That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[manvir s]

Maybe a physixie person can answer this for me.

If a fly is flying around in a bus, and it stops to hover in mid air (like hummingbirds do), would it remain in the same spot with relation to the bus, or would the bus's speed/movement result in the fly being left behind and consequently squashed against the back 'wall' of the bus?

heres where we look to einstein. in relation to the ground the fly is still. in relation to the bus it is moving backwards.if it stopped it would slam against the bus. e.g. when you stand in relation to the earth your still but in relation to the sdun youre all over the place. lol.

[manvir s]

These are really good ones i found.

1.

Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

2.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

3.

Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?

4.

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

5.

How do a fool and his money GET together?

6.

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

7.

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

8.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?

9.

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

10.

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

11.

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

12.

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

13.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

14.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?

15.

Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?

16.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

17.

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

18.

What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

19.

In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

20.

Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?

21.

How come there aren't B batteries?

22.

If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000's of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?

23.

How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?

24.

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

25.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

26.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

27.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

29.

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

30.

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

31.

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

32.

Crime doesn't pay...does that mean that my job is a crime?

33.

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

34.

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others?

35.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

36.

How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

37.

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

38.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

39.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

40.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

42.

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

43.

Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?

44.

Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?

45.

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

46.

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

47.

Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?

48.

What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?

49.

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

50.

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

[alias]

hmm no, dats wen u drop two items, they will fall at da same time, but a bullet which is already travelling at a faster speed must oviously hit the ground first, i disagree with the laws of psysics

gurfateh dude!!!

i agree with what you are saying..

but, in the world of science everything starts from an assumption.. its just how science, (kaljug era!!) works.

lets say that there are only 2 vector quantities acting on the bullet that has been shot.. the forward force exerted by the gun on the bullet, AND the downward force of gravity..

for the bullet that was dropped, only the downward force of gravity.. (gravity has the value of 9.81 ms^-1 :lol: )

lets take away the gravity. what will happen?? the bullet that was droped (but now, will never actualy drop!,), will stay exactly where it is.. the bulled fired, will continue forever.. (dont forget! only 2 forces acting on thin bullet!! no resistance!! dum hassel of resistance!!)

so now, bring gravity into the picture/equation/cenerio, what happens??

every second, BOTH bullets will will fall 9.81 meters.. EVERY SECOND! das quik!!!

so if this happens, both willhit the ground at exactly the same time..

NOW! I WILL SAY THIS!!!

i have used logic to prove that people dont reely exist, when bam!! look!! i can see u!! (well not you-you, but u no wot i mean..)

iv proved alot of things using logic... 2=1 and 1-1=1 and 0=infinity and such things.

this is a secret btw in how to win arguments and debates!!!! and i made it up and it works!!!

so what have i learned from this???

just because all steps to any outcome are correct, it doesent mean that the outcome is actually correct. this is one of my laws.. (yes iv made laws...) its called "Simjis law".

so the next question is, where??? where is it rong from??

and its normally, the assumption...

but in some cases iv found logic in the steps leading to an outcome to be correct, but ridiculous!

thats it!!!

lesson??

take everything with a pinch of salt..

and JAP NAAM!!! :D

naam proven to exist be quantom entanglment and the M theory. (derrived from the 5 string theories of theoretical fiziks!!!)

gurfateh!!

Do we NEED sleep to live????????

no..

we need sleep to keep sane... we sleep , one of the reasons anyway, to sort out the information of the day/time in our lives.. it is another way that we do swari of our body..the same way we eat and drink..

[alias]

can god make a banana so big that even he can't eat it?

har karanhaarang, namaskarrang!!! seheskriti salork!!

this from gurbani..

now, from me...

god can take any form.. so if god chooses a form in which he chooses to eat the banna, there is bound to be a banana that the FORM chosen by god wont be able to eat the banana!!!

hows that??

crap? i think so.. but is does make sense..

[Techno_singh]

why is yesterdays pizza always nicer the next day??

[MUFC]

Do you think Liverpool will ever win the Premier League hmmmmmmmmmm :gg:

NNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH not in this day and age :lol: :LOLz:

[njjassa]

i got these from a commercial at radio lol.....

Why we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway......?

Why is number 2 pencil is still number 2 when its the most used pencil in the world....

[wjkk wjkf]

Do you think Liverpool will ever win the Premier League hmmmmmmmmmm :gg:

NNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH not in this day and age :lol: :LOLz:

not in ANY day or age duh :rolleyes: