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Im kinda bored at the moment so i thought i'd start a jokes and riddles thread.

Peeps feel free to add any funny jokes or riddles you know .

Im not good at telling jokes so i'll start off with some riddles. If you have heard these before shhhhhhhhhhhh.......i wanna here some people's answers. :TH:

Riddle 1:

You are lost in a forest, and you come across two paths, guarded by two people. If you take the wrong path, you die, but if you take the right path, you escape from the forest into paradise. As for the guards, one of them tells nothing but lies, while the other always tells the truth. You can ask one guard one question in order to get out. What question can you ask that guarentees you will get out of the forest, regardless of which guard you ask?

Riddle 2:

Jane's mother has three children, January, February, and a third child. What is the name of the third child?

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Riddle 1 Answer: "Are we in a forest?"

Presuming that one of them tell nothing but lies.. one of them would say no.

but it never said that the guard telling lies was guarding the path to death. so if you asked "are we in a forest" you're only going to know which one is the liar, not which path to take.

- or am i just confused?

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Bush. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted $10,000, so Bush gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped." The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."

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Riddle 1 Answer: "Are we in a forest?"

Presuming that one of them tell nothing but lies.. one of them would say no.

but it never said that the guard telling lies was guarding the path to death. so if you asked "are we in a forest" you're only going to know which one is the liar, not which path to take.

- or am i just confused?

Yeah you need to ask one of the guard one question that will help you get out of the forest. But one of the guards lies and one of them tells the truth, so what question would you ask that that would help you get out? :TH:

Clue: It would be the same question for both of them.

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Got another riddle this is easier :TH:

Riddle 3:

A murder is sentenced to be executed. There are 3 doors: One is full of fire, the other is occupied with the Chinese mafia, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in three years. Which of the rooms is safest for him to go in?

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