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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

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1) stop imagining!

2) half way

3) noise

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?

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WaheguruJeeKaaKhalsa WaheguruJeeKeeFateh!! _/|\_

Im sorry if any jokes have offended anyone. Since i started this thread i think it should have been my responsibility to say please be aware of what kind of jokes you write.

Please keep jokes clean and fun. :TH:

Even when no harm is intended, racist jokes can be deeply offensive, and should be avoided.

WaheguruJeeKaaKhalsa WaheguruJeeKeeFateh!! _/|\_

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A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

The surgeon was his mother . :devil:

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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

grin.gif

1) stop imagining!

2) half way

3) noise

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?

1, HIS BREATH

2, IT WAS HIS MOTHER

3, YOU ARE DRIVING THE BUS. SO WHATEVER COLOUR YOUR EYES ARE.

Heres an oldie!

A cowboy goes on holiday for 3 days he leaves on Sunday and comes back on Sunday, how is this possible.

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^^^^ No Idea grin.gif

But i got another one

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.

What did he put in the barrel?

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Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

grin.gif

1) stop imagining!

2) half way

3) noise

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?

1, HIS BREATH

2, IT WAS HIS MOTHER

3, YOU ARE DRIVING THE BUS. SO WHATEVER COLOUR YOUR EYES ARE.

Heres an oldie!

A cowboy goes on holiday for 3 days he leaves on Sunday and comes back on Sunday, how is this possible.

his horse was called sunday

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