Jokes And Riddles

[Guest peacemaker]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

[Guest jap naam]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

[Guest peacemaker]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

It is your rap! You wrote one for me before which was very similar. I love your modesty, but don't front! :umm:

[Guest jap naam]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

It is your rap! You wrote one for me before which was very similar. I love your modesty, but don't front! :umm:

omg :umm: its not my rap, wot r u on bout , LOL i ain't got that much free time on my hands. And why wud i even write a rap bout sum random guy marrying sum goree

U want sum proof is that it , u want me to find the link to show you where i got it from.LOL

Jus say in it

omg next thing your probably gonna say is that its bout you

[Guest peacemaker]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

It is your rap! You wrote one for me before which was very similar. I love your modesty, but don't front! :umm:

omg :umm: its not my rap, wot r u on bout , LOL i ain't got that much free time on my hands. And why wud i even write a rap bout sum random guy marrying sum goree

U want sum proof is that it , u want me to find the link to show you where i got it from.LOL

Jus say in it

omg next thing your probably gonna say is that its bout you

It is about me, isn't it!!!!!?

I have another riddle. Try and figure out this code.

CMOE NO SMN NWO

[Guest jap naam]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

It is your rap! You wrote one for me before which was very similar. I love your modesty, but don't front! :umm:

omg :umm: its not my rap, wot r u on bout , LOL i ain't got that much free time on my hands. And why wud i even write a rap bout sum random guy marrying sum goree

U want sum proof is that it , u want me to find the link to show you where i got it from.LOL

Jus say in it

omg next thing your probably gonna say is that its bout you

It is about me, isn't it!!!!!?

I have another riddle. Try and figure out this code.

CMOE NO SMN NWO

I only created this thread in the name of fun, forgive me if i offended anyone

here's the link to the rap

http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/singhrap.htm

[Guest peacemaker]

emiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,Paaji i agree it wud be long it were a joke, but its a rap.

and i voted 4 u to be mod aswell

koi gal ne :devil:

What tune am I supposed to sing your rap in? I was thinking old school Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style.

Mera rap nee, its sum randon rap of the internet, LOL. You may sing as you wish , hey is that the only tune u no, i swear u alway sing every rap to that tune, Hehehe .

Try been spontaneous. :umm: Go wit da flow

It is your rap! You wrote one for me before which was very similar. I love your modesty, but don't front! :umm:

omg :umm: its not my rap, wot r u on bout , LOL i ain't got that much free time on my hands. And why wud i even write a rap bout sum random guy marrying sum goree

U want sum proof is that it , u want me to find the link to show you where i got it from.LOL

Jus say in it

omg next thing your probably gonna say is that its bout you

It is about me, isn't it!!!!!?

I have another riddle. Try and figure out this code.

CMOE NO SMN NWO

I only created this thread in the name of fun, forgive me if i offended anyone

here's the link to the rap

http://www.rajiv.com/india/humor/singhrap.htm

lol. I was just joking around, but thanks!

[Guest jap naam]

^^^^^^^^HAH!!!!!!!! so was i

:devil: Jus got yr little riddle now, i no yrs later. You had me confused there. i figured the code Hehhee :thumbs:

[Guest peacemaker]

^^^^^^^^HAH!!!!!!!! so was i

:devil: Jus got yr little riddle now, i no yrs later. You had me confused there. i figured the code Hehhee :umm: :thumbs:

Yes, and you followed it! Although, a few hours late. Snot! Snot!

[singhnii♥]

kk i got a few riddles:

Riddle # 1-

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

It lies behind stars and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

Riddle #2-

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

Riddle #3-

This thing all devours;

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

Aight last one'z the hardest::

If a rooster was on a fence, would its egg fall to the east or the west????