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You would ask one guard if the other one would call him a liar.

If you asked the one thats a liar, he would say "no". (The guard who tells the truth would say that the liar is the liar = yes. But the liar always lies so he would say no.)

If you asked the one who tells the truth, he would say "yes". (The liar would say that the guy who tells the truth is the liar = yes. So the guy who always tells the truth would say yes.)

That would tell you who the liar is, but since you're only allowed to ask one question, it wouldn't help you find out which path to take.

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Riddle 1:

You are lost in a forest, and you come across two paths, guarded by two people. If you take the wrong path, you die, but if you take the right path, you escape from the forest into paradise. As for the guards, one of them tells nothing but lies, while the other always tells the truth. You can ask one guard one question in order to get out. What question can you ask that guarentees you will get out of the forest, regardless of which guard you ask?

lol you ask one of the guards what the other guards answer would be tongue.gif . the one who always tells the truth would tell you that the liar would say the wrong path. the liar would think of the path the turthful one would say an then lie an give you the wrong path. so you take the other path to whatever answer you get :devil:

OR you could ask, "Which path would you tell me if I asked you which is the path to paradise?"

The guard who tells the truth would tell you the correct path, and the guard who always lies would also tell you the correct path because he'd lie about what he would tell you, which would also be a lie. A double negative makes a positive!

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Riddle 1:

The one who made me doesn't want me. The one who bought me never uses me. The one who needs me uses me without knowing it.

What am I?

Riddle 2:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry.

What am I?

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Riddle 1:

The one who made me doesn't want me. The one who bought me never uses me. The one who needs me uses me without knowing it.

What am I?

Riddle 2:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry.

What am I?

A coffin.

It's shadow.

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Riddle 1:

You are lost in a forest, and you come across two paths, guarded by two people. If you take the wrong path, you die, but if you take the right path, you escape from the forest into paradise. As for the guards, one of them tells nothing but lies, while the other always tells the truth. You can ask one guard one question in order to get out. What question can you ask that guarentees you will get out of the forest, regardless of which guard you ask?

lol you ask one of the guards what the other guards answer would be tongue.gif . the one who always tells the truth would tell you that the liar would say the wrong path. the liar would think of the path the turthful one would say an then lie an give you the wrong path. so you take the other path to whatever answer you get :(

:devil: Yah you got it . Hehhehe

Riddle 1 answer: "If I asked the other guard, what path would he say leads to paradise?"

This one was tooooooo easy . Lolz

Riddle 3 answer: Lion door, lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

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Ok Peeps got another one, wonder if anyone will ever get this? grin.gif

Riddle 4: A king has two sons. To decide which son will become king, he makes them race each other to a nearby city. However, the contest is that whichever son's horse makes it to the city last will become king, so it is the each of the sons' objective to get to the city last. So the two sons set off on the quest to make it to the city last. They are both on their horses, moving extremely slowly, and they both get off to go to sleep. When they wake up, they get on a horse and start racing toward the city as fast as they can. Why would they do this?

These are easier.

Riddle 5:What flies when it is born, lies when it is alive, and runs when it dies?

Riddle 6: I can be told, played, cracked, and made. What am I?

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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

I think i got it :devil:

Is the word SPLITTING

remove the l > SPITTING

remove the p> SITTING

remove the t> SITING

remove the i> STING

remove the s> TING

remove the g> TIN

remove the t> IN

remove the n> I

:(

p.s. There is such word as ting. rolleyes.gif

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heres one:

"what walks on four legs, then on two legs, then on three legs, then on no legs (doesnt walk)?"

its us............ 4 legs.. when were babies.. we crawl on our hands and feet, three legs.. when we are old... our 2 legs then a walking stick.

am i right? :devil:

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