Jokes And Riddles

[Guest jap naam]

heres one:

"what walks on four legs, then on two legs, then on three legs, then on no legs (doesnt walk)?"

also

"what is so fragile that you will break it if you say its name?"

:gg:If its something i have to say to break it. The only thing i can think of breaking when speaking is Silence.

So is it Silence, because if i say the word silence i will break the silence.

Or am i just confused :devil:

[Guest jap naam]

heres one:

"what walks on four legs, then on two legs, then on three legs, then on no legs (doesnt walk)?"

also

"what is so fragile that you will break it if you say its name?"

:gg:If its something i have to say to break it. The only thing i can think of breaking when speaking is Silence.

So is it Silence, because if i say the word silence i will break the silence.

Or am i just confused :devil:

[Guest jap naam]

heres one:

"what walks on four legs, then on two legs, then on three legs, then on no legs (doesnt walk)?"

also

"what is so fragile that you will break it if you say its name?"

:gg:If its something i have to say to break it. The only thing i can think of breaking when speaking is Silence.

So is it Silence, because if i say the word silence i will break the silence.

Or am i just confused :devil:

[Shakz]

Riddle 1:

The one who made me doesn't want me. The one who bought me never uses me. The one who needs me uses me without knowing it.

What am I?

Riddle 2:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry.

What am I?

A coffin.

It's shadow.

Damn. I thought those would take longer to figure out! Well done!

[Shakz]

Ok Peeps got another one, wonder if anyone will ever get this?

Riddle 4: A king has two sons. To decide which son will become king, he makes them race each other to a nearby city. However, the contest is that whichever son's horse makes it to the city last will become king, so it is the each of the sons' objective to get to the city last. So the two sons set off on the quest to make it to the city last. They are both on their horses, moving extremely slowly, and they both get off to go to sleep. When they wake up, they get on a horse and start racing toward the city as fast as they can. Why would they do this?

These are easier.

Riddle 5:What flies when it is born, lies when it is alive, and runs when it dies?

Riddle 6: I can be told, played, cracked, and made. What am I?

Riddle 4: They jump on each other's horses.

Riddle 6: A joke? You can tell a joke, play a joke on someone and crack a joke. Not sure if you can make a joke though.

Riddle 5: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that.

[Shakz]

i got one (its well rubbish haha)

a cockrel lays an egg on a hill- theres no wind - which way does the egg roll? north, south, west or east?

That's got to be some weird cockerel to lay an egg!!

[KH4L1$T4N1]

heres one:

"what walks on four legs, then on two legs, then on three legs, then on no legs (doesnt walk)?"

also

"what is so fragile that you will break it if you say its name?"

:gg:If its something i have to say to break it. The only thing i can think of breaking when speaking is Silence.

So is it Silence, because if i say the word silence i will break the silence.

Or am i just confused :devil:

correct!

[WILDSINGH]

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

[B4ND4]

What do you call a black guy sitting by the fireplace? :devil:

[`KuMi´]

LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SOOT , Coal?????????????