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1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

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1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

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1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

Answer 1: 2nd postion :TH:

Answer 2: Nothing :devil:

No idea about 3rd one grin.gif

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It is at the front of the garden, and you use it a lot with eggs,

You will find one by the end of every morning,

But strangely enough, you'll never find one in a year.

What is it ?

Three guys are going out of a Pub. Only two of them drank beer, only two of them drank wine and only two of them drank water. If a guy did not drink wine he did not drink water either. If a guy did not drink beer he did not drink wine either.

Who drank what ?

Three Belgians have one brother in common. One day this brother dies and the three Belgians have no brother at all...

What happened ?

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1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

Answer 1: 2nd postion :TH:

Answer 2: Nothing :devil:

No idea about 3rd one grin.gif

Try these:

It is at the front of the garden, and you use it a lot with eggs,

You will find one by the end of every morning,

But strangely enough, you'll never find one in a year.

What is it ?

Three guys are going out of a Pub. Only two of them drank beer, only two of them drank wine and only two of them drank water. If a guy did not drink wine he did not drink water either. If a guy did not drink beer he did not drink wine either.

Who drank what ?

Three Belgians have one brother in common. One day this brother dies and the three Belgians have no brother at all...

What happened ?

1, The letter G :(

2, 2 drank beer, wine & water and 1 drank nothing?!?!?!?!?! grin.gif

3, The 3 belgians were sisters and their bro was the only bloke (may he r.i.p) :T:

My head hurts .....

A lady shoots her husband.

Then she held him under water for over five minutes.

Finally, she hung him.

But 5 minutes later they both went out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

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A lady shoots her husband.

Then she held him under water for over five minutes.

Finally, she hung him.

But 5 minutes later they both went out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

She shoots a picture of him, holds his picture under water for it to develop, then hangs it up to dry.

What signals the beginning of the end, but only occurs twice in all of eternity?

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A lady shoots her husband.

Then she held him under water for over five minutes.

Finally, she hung him.

But 5 minutes later they both went out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

She shoots a picture of him, holds his picture under water for it to develop, then hangs it up to dry.

What signals the beginning of the end, but only occurs twice in all of eternity?

E ??!!

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What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?

It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?

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What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?

It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?

1, SWIMS

2, FAKE MONEY

3, ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO. :devil:

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