The Off Topic Thread Lolz!

[♥Live~to~Love♥]

^^^^^UNCLE!!!

[Harsimrat Singh]

call me that if you must.

[♥Live~to~Love♥]

Some more random quotes:

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

LOL oh i will...don't u worry!!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

You laugh because I'm different...........

I laugh cause I just farted!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.

Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

What you call dog with no legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

[Harsimrat Singh]

lol, very funny miss immature.

[♥Live~to~Love♥]

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

LOL oh common uncle ji!!

[Harsimrat Singh]

grrrrrrrrrrr......

[♥Live~to~Love♥]

MOO!!!! MOO!!!!!

[Harsimrat Singh]

<_<

[Surinderjit]

<_<

I think you need a hug :D

[♥Live~to~Love♥]

I second that!! lets give wittle Harsimrat a big huggie wuggie!!