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lol ahah like wait eveyone wants an A+

but ohh tests i dont like test lol

ohh but if its easy then ohhh lol im good lol

hmm guru ji's test yes easy to do but hard to manae lol now thats a challenge :)

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lol im sowwie lol

but i just saw it like at that moment and it scared me lol and then i came to the thought of showing everyone ...

well i just hope u didnt scream like my brother

he goes

ahhhh!! ....and then jumps on the bed and covers his face......lol

hes almost 15 so yeah he was laughing like crazy afterwards lol

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u know wts scary..... this weird closet in my room which happens to be in basement.... i sure do hear some strange voices everyday..... :umm: ....it awakes me up in the middle of night and only thing i could hear is your gona puke in seven days .... your gona puke in seven days..... and after seven days i..... :umm:

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i might call the ghost hunters team to investigate my closet lol.....or it may well be ghosts of my past gfs... oh wait i meant good friends by gfs .... :D

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news flash... i finally found the source of voices from my closet... it was this gigantic hamster... and it was hungry so i had fed him my old sneakers and somehow hes gotten worse :6 .... i think he might feast me .... :umm:

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good idea but wt about his poop tht he did in my closet :umm: ...it stinks as hell lol

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