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I think I have the treatment !

You must go back and visit the pandit. But an hour or so before you see him, you must do the following-

-1st, you must eat 8 bananas and keep hold of the skins.

Then you must eat 7 different types of nuts but first they must be rubbed onto the banana skins.

If you have a nut allergy, then I am afraid you are doomed !!!- you may as well kiss any hopes goodbye !

After you do this, you must drink 2 pints of milk and then immediately jump up and down 108 times !

You may feel like being sick or regurgitating, so this is perfect because now you can give this thank you elixir of puke to the pandit fresh in his face !

Voila!!!- you have attained something !!

You may not have got your lover back immediately but you have certainly got rid of one fake money grabbing son of a b**ch and demonstrated how he should be praised.

Honestly, a Sikh going to pandit ji !!- are you proud of this ??? :nono: :nono:

Do you believe in Waheguru's Hukam ?? If so, then why don't you ask the pandit if he does ! :lol2:

I mean, why the hell go to pandit and listen to him and then come and ask on here ??

You obviously have more faith in what Mr Bringmelovebakji-Shriji has to say than the genuine Sikhs on here because you decide to go to him 1st than ask fellow Sikhs what course of action to take.... :nono: .Shame on You!

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Black magic is rubbish your behaviour, communication, dressing style, hygiene, the perfume you wear probably drove her away or you were too boring. Get a new perfume fragrance or some new deodorant.

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Guest gaurav

veer ji tusi shastra naam mala da path ate bhram kavach da path karo te jal chakko dekko fir ki banda kala magic da . eh path sri dasam granth vicho milega .

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How conveniently are we forgetting that for a Sikh the Hukam is that all girls are sisters and for boys are brothers. The only thing that changes this is Anand Karaj.

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How conveniently are we forgetting that for a Sikh the Hukam is that all girls are sisters and for boys are brothers. The only thing that changes this is Anand Karaj.

My question for Bai ji ,

is if she is sooo important to you why did you not get married , thus no rivals etc etc ? This is the SIkh way marriage, not affairs

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When you get rejected by a girl: "It must be black magic!" There are some things that you probably did that made her go away?

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