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Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh,

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Hi,
Can you urgently remove all Sardar jokes as they are insulting Sardars worldwide.
You are participating in hurting religious sentiment by allowing this to go ahead.
I urge your team to actively review and remove inappropriate content.
Mr Singh
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There was a time when even moneh Sikhs would shut down all jokes and loose-tongued talk of a disparaging nature which made Singhs the punchline if a Singh himself wasn't there to do it. Nowadays they join in with the rest of them.

Why the insecurity? Do you see Scottish and Irish people getting mad at all those Scottish/Irish jokes made by the English at them? Ditto for the Americans as well.

The ability to laugh at yourself shows how secure one is with themselves.

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Santa and Banta are actual Punjabi names. Whats your point anyway?

well wat im saying is, india started makin the sant banta jokes, after indiras bodyguards killed her, by naming them santa banta, to demonise the 2. Whilst sikhs celebrate them, the rest of india ridicules sikhs, by using their names. Therefore any sikh takin part in any santa banta jokes, kind of makes them as sellouts and are p!ssin on these shaheeds great name.

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well wat im saying is, india started makin the sant banta jokes, after indiras bodyguards killed her, by naming them santa banta, to demonise the 2. Whilst sikhs celebrate them, the rest of india ridicules sikhs, by using their names. Therefore any sikh takin part in any santa banta jokes, kind of makes them as sellouts and are p!ssin on these shaheeds great name.

I beg to differ Striker. When someone makes fun of you the best remedy is to laugh along with them. The joke on you is immideatly diffused and has no power on you.

Look at the Jews and how many jokes were made against them. Do you see them getting mad? Nope. They just laugh along and today look at where they are.

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Do you see Scottish and Irish people getting mad at all those Scottish/Irish jokes made by the English at them?

What year are you living in Quantavius ?

It is now 2015 and it stopped being acceptable to make Irish jokes over 20 years ago. If someone on TV now, for example, made such a joke it would be deemed 'racist' and that someone would never ever be allowed to appear on TV again. It became unnaceptable because the Irish, for example, articulated well how they found the jokes offensive, hurtfull and hateful.

Look at the Jews and how many jokes were made against them. Do you see them getting mad? Nope. They just laugh along and today look at where they are.

What world are you living in Quantavius ?

The only people allowed to make jewish jokes are the Jews themselves and they would get incredibly upset and angry if a non-jew made one. Thats why it is never ever acceptable in polite society and mainstream society to make jokes against the Jews. If one does, it is seen as a hate crime and there are always serious consequences.

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What year are you living in Quantavius ?

It is now 2015 and it stopped being acceptable to make Irish jokes over 20 years ago. If someone on TV now, for example, made such a joke it would be deemed 'racist' and that someone would never ever be allowed to appear on TV again. It became unnaceptable because the Irish, for example, articulated well how they found the jokes offensive, hurtfull and hateful.

What world are you living in Quantavius ?

The only people allowed to make jewish jokes are the Jews themselves and they would get incredibly upset and angry if a non-jew made one. Thats why it is never ever acceptable in polite society and mainstream society to make jokes against the Jews. If one does, it is seen as a hate crime and there are always serious consequences.

What world are you in living? I crack Irish jokes with my Irish descent friends and we all laugh. I've seen Native Americans call whites red necks up front and everybody laughs. The white guys make those 'big cheif' jokes in return. No harm, no foul.

Who told you only Jews are allowed to make Jewish jokes. What nonsense. I've never seen Jewish people getting at mad at Jewish jokes. In fact if I'm not mistaken, they're the ones who promote it. Look at all the Jewish comedians like Adam Sandler. Recently that movie on Jesus that put Jews in a bad light, it was still played in Israel. Would Sikhs like you allow such types of movies to be played in Punjab? You're probably go berserk.

Here is an Adam Sandler song on a Jewish Hanukkah. Can we laugh at ourselves like how this Jew about themselves?

Have you not watched Kumar at 42 street (I think thats the title) show that makes fun of Punjabis? If you're living in the West, I can't believe you're so close minded.

It's only lately this stupid PC libtard culture that tries to make everything racial. I'm sorry but I'm going to outright reject this political correctness nonsense. You're way too sensitive.

I suspect you don't have many friends outside of Punjabis. You need to get out a bit and make friends with other races.

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