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[GurjantGnostic]

12 minutes ago, MisterrSingh said:

Just swapped over from doing taxes to see this. Lol. 

[Premi5]

 

Thought you would like this @MisterrSingh

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10614331/Drink-driving-businesswoman-27-said-fleeing-man-scared-ate-Big-Mac.html

Drink-driving businesswoman, 27, caught twice the limit in her pink Fiat 500 claimed she was 'fleeing a man who scared her as she ate a Big Mac'

• Helena Monk, 27, was caught for drink driving after pulling over to eat a Big Mac
• The recruitment agent was nearly twice the legal limit after a meal with a friend
• She had been driving away from a man who approached her car, the court heard

By MATT POWELL FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 10:22, 15 March 2022 | UPDATED: 12:18, 15 March 2022

A businesswoman caught driving while almost twice the alcohol limit claimed she had been trying to flee a mystery man who approached her car as she was eating a Big Mac.

Helena Monk, 27, had stopped in a side road near Altrincham to eat the burger despite having a meal and drinks with a friend the same evening, only to 'panic when she saw a man walk towards her pink Fiat 500.'

She told magistrates she drove back onto a country road to get away from him, where police spotted her swerving around the road with an internal light still switched on inside her vehicle., who lives in an apartment worth £560,000, had initially applied for a 'special reasons' hearing in which drink drivers cite 'exceptional hardship' in an attempt to dodge a road ban. 

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Helena Monk (pictured outside Stockport Magistrates' Court) , 27, was caught driving whilst almost twice the alcohol limit, claiming she had been trying to flee a man who approached her car whilst she was eating a Big Mac

[MisterrSingh]

What's flipping wrong with her bootha? Looks like a pumpkin.

Anyway, I think she was on the pi55, stuffing her face with a Big Mac, looks up and sees her own face in the rear-view mirror, and floored it in confusion.

[MisterrSingh]

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[GurjantGnostic]

On 3/16/2022 at 5:48 AM, MisterrSingh said:

They realize as free as the world is...only one of those belt combinations works right?

[MisterrSingh]

4 hours ago, GurjantGnostic said:

They realize as free as the world is...only one of those belt combinations works right?

I don't think they care.

[MisterrSingh]

[Premi5]

9 minutes ago, MisterrSingh said: