Canadian NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh's Roka !!

[simran345]

8 minutes ago, MrDoaba said:

Basically consists of barfi, samoseh, lukewarm juice followed by chaa which looks like muddy water, and crusty £1 notes issued by Bank Of Scotland.

Oh and suits and shirts which have made rounds across the whole country.

Lol spot on. Sounds like the Milni also. 

[simran345]

6 minutes ago, NonExistant said:

17. I dont have much family or friends.

That’s good in a way, you can save lots of notes and use elsewhere. 

[MrDoaba]

1 hour ago, simran345 said:

Lol spot on. Sounds like the Milni also. 

Milni has got to be one of the most awkward ceremonies ever:

Do I greet them first? If so, hath jor ke balauna?

Do I put the haar first or them? Is my haar straight?

Do I put my arm around them?

When do we handshake? Do we keep holding hands pretending to handshake for the photo?

Do I smile in the photo? Which camera do I look at? Do my mucchan look good?

Is this person gonna be an <banned word filter activated> and try and pick me up? What if he knocks my dastaar off? Am I allowed to hit him?

How do I say bye?

...are just some of the thoughts which go through my mind.

[simran345]

1 hour ago, MrDoaba said:

Milni has got to be one of the most awkward ceremonies ever:

Do I greet them first? If so, hath jor ke balauna?

Do I put the haar first or them? Is my haar straight?

Do I put my arm around them?

When do we handshake? Do we keep holding hands pretending to handshake for the photo?

Do I smile in the photo? Which camera do I look at? Do my mucchan look good?

Is this person gonna be an <banned word filter activated> and try and pick me up? What if he knocks my dastaar off? Am I allowed to hit him?

How do I say bye?

...are just some of the thoughts which go through my mind.

Lol, just do the all-in-one, run for the legs, hug them and don’t let go until you the opposition puts the haar on you. Then run off back to your crowd and say “na na na, naa naa” ?? 

Ladies milni:

- mera suit teek a? ?

- ithe kida fasgeyi, aunde tha hege nai sade ghar, milni de lagde ?

- coconut nal ki kara? Eh v nakli a ?

- kanjoos na hove, ehnu sagan kende a? ? 

- laggi kithe geya? ?  oh sach, main tha Joo Kay vich a ? siapaa. 

[Guest]

Never heard of these things.

[MrDoaba]

1 hour ago, simran345 said:

-ithe kida fasgeyi, aunde tha hege nai sade ghar, milni de lagde ?

- coconut nal ki kara? Eh v nakli a ?

- kanjoos na hove, ehnu sagan kende a? ? 

These three are classics phenji, classics.

Tbh though, I'd probably make a comment like the first one myself. Lol

[Akalifauj]

Its a shame an amritdhari Singh didn't get engaged to an amritdhari kaur. I hope no one will put him on a pedestal.  

[KhoonKaBadlaKhoon]

Point of roka/thaka was back in the days it was for the families to say "hey this is settled! We wont look for any more partners for our kid, and nor will you."