Things you never see

[Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh]

1)  a homeless Gujarati

2) an Asian driving a Skoda

3) a desi home that has dug up the concrete outside and planted some grass

4) a rich Sikh with a social conscience

5) any Sikh in the west going on and on about 1984 widows and orphans and actually putting his money where his mouth is and marrying one of the poor orphans

6) any desi / sikh photograph about something an organisation is doing that doesn't have 100 people standing behind the main person in the photograph

7) an Indian / Punjabi news segment that is not accompanied by dramatic music

8.  anyone with anything interesting to say on sikhsangat.com

9) pavements covered in dog poo. When i was a kid the pavements were full of it and new shoes were guaranteed to be ruined on the first day due to dog sh$t everywhere and most of it was white !!

10) drunk scotsmen / irishmen - the streets used to be full of them. Where'd they all go ?

11) an unattractive Polish girl

12) an attractive Polish man

13) a midlands middle aged uncle not wearing a suit blazer

14) a women from India with feet that are not deformed

15) an apni school headmaster who is not a lesbian...or at least looks like a lesbian

16) brown / black people mountaineering, river rafting, camping.

17) scottish pound notes -  to be cheap at weddings without being seen to be cheap

[Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh]

18) Young British born female (and most male) Amritdharis with dastars at Gurdwara programmes who, after matha tek, go and sit near the back or wherever there is appropriate space at the back. No !  these people who love to lecture others about conquering the ego.....just have to sit right the front (whether there is space for them or not) (if there isn't space they will make space but they MUST sit right at the front because they are far better than you!)

[Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh]

19) Harinder Singh of NKJ:

a) wearing a sweatshirt and jeans

b) holding hands with his girlfriend

c) getting married

 

20) A relative visiting from Canada saying "no...it makes perfect sense...given the population density of one of the populous mega cities on earth the size of the houses and rooms are proportionate and exactly how they should be"

[TinnkerBell]

haha

[Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh]

21) A week going by without at least one Sikh organisation saying "our sentiments have been hurt"

22) A British Sikh studying Archeology or Zoology at university

23) A British Sikh house that doesn't have at least one suitcase full of suits on top of the wardrobe in one of the bedrooms

23) A Sikh household's fridge that doesn't contain at the very minimum 8 litres of milk, 6 packets of butter and no cheese other than cheddar or mozzarella

[puzzled]

Indian women looking good in western clothes 

[Ranjeet01]

British Sikh household with a nice lawn in the driveway.

 

[MisterrSingh]

On 2/5/2019 at 11:51 AM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

14) a women from India with feet that are not deformed

Good grief, I thought I was the only one who noticed it. How do their feet end up looking so rough? It's certainly not through hard work.

[jkvlondon]

On 2/6/2019 at 4:34 PM, Guest jigsaw_puzzled_singh said:

18) Young British born female (and most male) Amritdharis with dastars at Gurdwara programmes who, after matha tek, go and sit near the back or wherever there is appropriate space at the back. No !  these people who love to lecture others about conquering the ego.....just have to sit right the front (whether there is space for them or not) (if there isn't space they will make space but they MUST sit right at the front because they are far better than you!)

ever thought its because they didn't want a sea of visual distractions between them and the Guru? nah must be as you say...my kids would ask permission to sit right up front because want to see the kirtan players properly , must have been their egoes not their small height and interest.

[dallysingh101]

A young desi Panjaban who doesn't use one of these to apply their makeup -