My Nightmare in a Jazzy B Hell

[Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh]

See these images below ?   Well, basically, every man and boy (even 50 year olds) in the villages of doaba has this same hairstyle. EVERY ONE of THEM !!

Ladies cargo pants, no socks with formal shoes. EVERY BLUDDY ONE OF THEM !!

Punjab in the winter cold is like a crazy topsy turvy world where all logic has turned on it's head. The females are all plain and wear these hideously ugly / unattractive woolly hats and the kind of socks you'd expect to see on a granny from the council estate waiting in line to draw her pension at the post office in Doncaster while the men spend their days getting facials and threading at the beauty parlour. 

I kid you not.....the groom, at the wedding I went to, got a manicure because his hands will be on display whilst holding the kirpan at his anand karaj and a pedicure because his feet will be in camera shot. Now, I'm not gonna argue with the pedicure business because, frankly, every person in Punjab has the same grotesquely deformed feet you'd expect to see on a sasquatch in a horror movie but I truly despair at what panzies the males in Punjab have become.

 

[Ranjeet01]

7 hours ago, Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh said:

See these images below ?   Well, basically, every man and boy (even 50 year olds) in the villages of doaba has this same hairstyle. EVERY ONE of THEM !!

Ladies cargo pants, no socks with formal shoes. EVERY BLUDDY ONE OF THEM !!

Punjab in the winter cold is like a crazy topsy turvy world where all logic has turned on it's head. The females are all plain and wear these hideously ugly / unattractive woolly hats and the kind of socks you'd expect to see on a granny from the council estate waiting in line to draw her pension at the post office in Doncaster while the men spend their days getting facials and threading at the beauty parlour. 

I kid you not.....the groom, at the wedding I went to, got a manicure because his hands will be on display whilst holding the kirpan at his anand karaj and a pedicure because his feet will be in camera shot. Now, I'm not gonna argue with the pedicure business because, frankly, every person in Punjab has the same grotesquely deformed feet you'd expect to see on a sasquatch in a horror movie but I truly despair at what panzies the males in Punjab have become.

 

You see this kind of thing in Majha as well.

These guys are on facebook and instagram. They get more "likes" than the girls do.

Like the girls, these guys love the attention and validation as well.

[Ranjeet01]

This guy bugs me for some reason:

https://instagram.com/jagjitsabharwal?igshid=ibvrcz4ix9i2

He is not that old but since his beard is white and looks like he is with women half his age.

[Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh]

9 hours ago, Ranjeet01 said:

This guy bugs me for some reason:

https://instagram.com/jagjitsabharwal?igshid=ibvrcz4ix9i2

He is not that old but since his beard is white and looks like he is with women half his age.

I think that guy looks well cool. Gives me hope for the future too as I hope, one day when I'm old and grey, to leave my wife and get off with a younger model. 

Nah seriously though....the old white bearded guy looks very elegant and professional but this is the thing with the other males in Punjab right now:  Males in Gujarat and West Bengal etc,  groom and dress in such a way that they will land good jobs as Doctors, Lawyers and Software Engineers. Males in Punjab, - ALL MALES IN PUNJAB - for some reason known only to them, groom and dress themselves like a gay hairdresser working in an up-market salon in Kensington. I would just love to know - HOW AND WHEN DID THE GAY HAIRDRESSER WORKING IN AN UP-MARKET SALON IN KENSINGTON look become so popular in Punjab ????????

[puzzled]

10 hours ago, Ranjeet01 said:

This guy bugs me for some reason:

https://instagram.com/jagjitsabharwal?igshid=ibvrcz4ix9i2

He is not that old but since his beard is white and looks like he is with women half his age.

Lmao   what the hell is that 

[puzzled]

The guy who runs the hair cut shop in my nanke pind has blonde hair down to his shoulders with a parting in the middle. 

[Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh]

21 minutes ago, puzzled said:

The guy who runs the hair cut shop in my nanke pind has blonde hair down to his shoulders with a parting in the middle. 

Jesus ?

[puzzled]

Men beautify themselves more than the women in punjab. Women there dont really go beauty parlours in the pinds, the men do. 

They also have full body hair removals aswell  they wax their chests, arms and legs at the beauty parlour. My cousin gets that done.   I wouldn't be surprised if they get their butts and balls waxed at the beauty parlour.

They also get massages done there aswell   everything basically 

[Dsinghd]

The only reason i go to Punjab is because of the Gurdwaras the rest is crap.

There are 2 Takhats outside Punjab and is a great journey to go to.

The Doaba area is really messed up. My parents from Hoshiarpur district.

[kcmidlands]

20 minutes ago, puzzled said:

Men beautify themselves more than the women in punjab. Women there dont really go beauty parlours in the pinds, the men do. 

They also have full body hair removals aswell  they wax their chests, arms and legs at the beauty parlour. My cousin gets that done.   I wouldn't be surprised if they get their butts and balls waxed at the beauty parlour.

They also get massages done there aswell   everything basically 

You know way too much about this stuff fella, have you been doing a little extra research or something.........