My Nightmare in a Jazzy B Hell

[Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh]

So, having just returned from Punjab, let me tell you about a truly frightening nightmare I had while I was out there. It was a strange reoccurring nightmare that kept happening each night. Stranger still, because it seemed so real, especially as I was seeing the same things while seemingly awake during the daytime. Almost as if what I was seeing wasn't something in my sleep but actually real. But, it was so frightening it couldn't possibly have been real. It had to have been a nightmare. The scariest nightmare ever.

In this nightmare, nearly every male in Punjab, from the ages of 11 to 49, had a bouffant / spikey hairstyle of the type that camp gay guys sport in the west. EVERY male. They wore the type of cargo pants that women in the west wear, above the ankles, without socks. When they did wear socks, which was very rare, with their wedding suits, they wore white socks of the type that people in the west wear when going to the gym or playing tennis. In this nightmare, the men in this 'land of warriors' went to beauty parlours once or twice a week to get facials and threading and, on special occassions - like weddings, to get manicures and pedicures. I just wish someone would pinch me and wake me from this nightmare.

[S1ngh]

It’s getting worst year after year. You somehow didn’t mentioned the tattoos everyone putting on their wrist arms etc. 

[Guest PanirKudi108]

Nasty, fullStop.

[Harditsingh]

I have noticed this too the punjabi males in the west we are getting more simple well the ones back home are going over board rememeber seeing a punjabi student on the train with huge spiked red hair eye brow slits wearing blue army pants and rocking fake chains and some flowered dress shirt talking super loud on airpods was very cringe 

[kcmidlands]

On 1/14/2020 at 7:30 AM, Guest Jigsaw_Puzzled_Singh said:

When they did wear socks, which was very rare, with their wedding suits, they wore white socks of the type that people in the west wear when going to the gym or playing tennis.

This alone should be classed as a criminal offence.

[puzzled]

Hahaha bouffants    it's true though and then they die it blonde and gold.   They also get their eyebrows threaded and wear like 4 earrings in each ear.    My cousin gets his eye brows done and facials at the beauty parlour Hahaha 

I asked my female cousin in india if girls like that look on a guy and she said that's what girls like in punjab! That's how the girls like men over there.   My cousin sister called it a ghaint look    

 

[puzzled]

And they have tattoos of their own names on their arms. 

[puzzled]

I think their gonna start wearing nose studs next 

[kcmidlands]

18 minutes ago, puzzled said:

And they have tattoos of their own names on their arms. 

When you lack an education you need some way of remembering your own name.....

[dallysingh101]

I think being away from it like we are in the diaspora, can make us appreciate our heritage more. Just imagine, the next generation of apnay will grow up with these kinds as father figures.........how times have changed.