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[TarunSingh]

slaps mkhalsa, who wakes up to find himself in his home in beverly hills

[smartsingh24]

At which point jim carey slaps everyone with a log for making all of this dream stuff, which we all know takes away from the actual story

[TarunSingh]

the director then decides to add a burning yule log on the set to increase ratings, cuz ellen degeneres did it

[S1ngh]

Then suddenly japnaam singh and mkhalsa woke up and decided to pull everything off the hollywood and started the new production company called "Singhwood", suddenly Mehtab decided to raise his acting fees...

[TarunSingh]

to $2.50 an hour canadian

[Daughter of Guru Gobind Singh Ji]

but then uptej kaur (Hadd-Torr Singh) is in town.. and everybody is so excited.. because she is the hottest and cuttest actor in the world.. but the only thing that is wrong is in order to hire her you have to pay half a billion dollars!!!!..and that is how much the studio gave to japnaam singh so they have a huge decision to make...

[anjaan]

lol ok my post ws meant 2 go b4 bhenji's above!! she beat me 2 it!!!

[Hadd-Torr Singh]

but then uptej kaur (Hadd-Torr Singh) is in town.. and everybody is so excited.. because she is the hottest and cuttest actor in the world.. but the only thing that is wrong is in order to hire her you have to pay half a billion dollars!!!!..and that is how much the studio gave to japnaam singh so they have a huge decision to make...

Mkhalsa goes mad becuaseof the huge sum of money required to hire hadd-torr singh...sooo....he transforms into a huge creature( like the HULK), but instead of a hulk.. his Duhmalla grows to an enormous size...its just keeps gettin bigger and bigger...untilllll....

[Hadd-Torr Singh]

it reaches Sach Khand

and.....

[Japnaam Singh]

He wakes up and realizes that the height of his dumala isn't going to get him to sach khand... so he goes back to thinking of the movie, which for him is an effort at parchaar....

He negotiates a cheaper price with Hadd-Torr Singh... bringing her asking price down to the standard $100M, leaving him with enough money to shoot his movie as he liked.