STORY THREAD

[smartsingh24]

He assaults sarabloh and karen with an army of crackers for creating two paths, and thus two alternate universes. Afterwards, he bends the rules of time and space so that mehtab and gurpreet are stuck on a wooden raft in the middle of the ocean headed toward the democratic republic of the congo.....

[theturbanator]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

theturbanator, karen kaur, and sarabloh bounce to the hood and find ikky who has become a thug and is now ruling the world, meanwhile gurpreet and mehtab are deciding what they should wear on there wedding when ...

[smartsingh24]

smartsingh24 slaps theturbanator over the head for not following continuity in a story, at which point he retaliates by throwing him into a box going towards Kazikhistan.....

[japmans]

THE END

AWWWWW I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS

Epilogue:

20 years later..

[Guest balwinderkaur]

errr umm 20 years later, smartsingh 24 emerges from Kazakhstan with an army of eagles who swoop ............

[no_one]

into action at his command. they are specially trained to attack enemies of the panth.

so he leads the eagles from kazakhastan to the headquarters of the enemies of the panth to destroy them and their movie industry (bollywood).

landing on the shores of the beaches of Bombay / Mumbai, smartsingh24, is excited. His eagles are ready to attack the enemies of the panth who have their headquarters in the middle of this city.

Just as smartsingh catches a glimpse of the headquarters, he is whacked across the head.

Like a cheesy Bollywood movie, he wakes up three days later in a village far away. He feels a soft wet clothe on his forehead. He is lying on a bed. He has bandaids all over him. He must have been knocked out and thrown into the water.

He realizes somebody must have rescued him and brought him home.

He wonders what a nice person would rescue him from the headquarters of the enemies of the panth??

He opens his eyes, and looks to see a tall, dark, handsome Gursikh standing there.

it's none other than.......

[theturbanator]

Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

baliat da sher who happened to be following smartsingh looking out for him part of the geek helping geeks club, meanwhile theturbanator is still stuck in his box for 20 years.....

[Guest rsingh]

when rsingh finds the box in a market in Kazikhistan, on the box it says, "Do not Open, Contents may be harmfull".

Thinking it might be something valueble he could sell and make his next Billion $ rsingh opens the box only to find ............................

[singh_khalsa]

that he has triggered a bomb blowing up the turbanator and himself!

The end

Prequel (Mehtab's childhood):

Mehtab had just got up and said one day im going to be an actor, the mother hearing this came in and ________

[Balait_da_Sher]

with a jutti in the right hand she shouts "Actor bann na, mai dasdi teinu"

Mehtab stands on the bed and starts singing...

Mehtab:

Bapu jee kende si bara Naam karega

Munda sada aisee kaam Karega

Magar yeh to koi nahi janda

Hai meri manjil Hai kaha.....

His Mum:

Directera de Pandee Saaf karega

Appni life da satiyanash kare gaa

Putter meinu, hai Sabb pataa

Tu kidda de othee kaam karegaa

Song ends and .............