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mehtabs mum gets so annoyed she gets two of her joothies and runs after mehtab around and around the house (like that benny hill style), his mum keeps saying "tu accountant, lawyer or doctor bann!" while mehtab is still running for his life. mehtus mum is out of breath and teel his father, who ties mehtab with his scarf and then immeditaly sent him far far away to a camp for six weeks (one of them camps that are supposed to set you straight).

mehtab went to the wrong camp and thats how he met...

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list of things to do. Without that list, the kangawoo would be powerless. However, the mysterious person manages to retrieve the list. He runs away screaming "POWER IS MINE POWER IS MINE". However, as demonstrated through history, power makes you blind. Keeping that in mind, the mysterious person runs right into the branch of a tree. The cloak that was covering the mysteriouis person's face is ripped off, to reveal the face of.....

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see the kangawoo and try to coerce him into getting the precious diamond from him. Unfortunatley, he was unwilling to give up the special diamond needed for the bomb that would take over the world, because it was too pretty. Angry with the kangawoo, he forms a plan of action against him, and ends up teaming with.....

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all the sangat of ss. angry at this, the kangawoo teams with osama bin laden and saddam hussein (who is planning an attack on the world in his jail somewhere in the US).

kandola went straight to action with this once he heard the news of a million al qaida terroists as the kangawoo was in the tank with osama on his camel.

the sangat met in the middle of a desrt in rajasthan where this big battle took place, so many were killed, dusham dusham ish went the fists, ching ching went the swords, until ssb came with khalistani with their motorcycle and AK-47 and shot osama and got 10 milion dollars from the government, both decided to use the money to make ss a better place. now it was the kangawoos turn, the tank had stopped, baliat da sher was loading his machine gun when all of a sudden...

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