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they tried contacting Dr Who so that he may use his time machine to get mehtab back to 2005, but they were unsucessful. Some months passed and mehtab found himself visiting london on september 7 (1940) at around 3pm and wondered how much the Nazis destroyed in the Blitz. He felt quite privelaged to experience history. An hour later 348 germans flew in and began bombing; he didn';t feel too privelaged then. Being in the middle of this, he pulled out his kirpan and knuckle duster and shouted_____________

(fight ot flight?? :wub: )

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(welcmoe back simmal tree veerji! msised you :wub: )

OUT o fnowhere, mehtab singh's father came running and said "OH MY BETAY.... OH MY BETAY... OHHHHHH....... ARE JU OKAY?? COME...... COME VITH THE ME...VEE GO SHELTER"

(i dunno if mehtab veerji's parents have thick indian accents, but for the sake of the story...they do)

so they ran for shelter, and on the way...

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chillinnnnnnnn on the side of the road, with their cholas fluttering gracefully in the wind, and their hands holding onto their guns. They looked so amazing that Mehtab Singh began crying with relief to have gotten Darshan of such beautiful Gurmukhs. They were chillaxing and Mehtab Singh wondered why they were so happy - then he finally realized, they were doing veechar about the greatness of Guru Gobind Singh Ji. :) :wub:

The Khalistani Babbar Squad realized all of a sudden that the evening was approaching and none of the Singhs had done their Rehraas yet, so they went into a secret building to do their Rehraas, as Mehtab Singh followed behind.... It was so amazing because _____

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