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Being as bored as I am right now, I've decided to start a story thread where each member who drops by here has to give his/her input by contributing to the story. You can tell your bit of the story in either English or Punjabi. So let's begin......

One fine afternoon, Mehtab and Vicky Singh veerjee were exploring the streets of Dubai together when________________

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Unfortunately the ambulance was driven by Bibi Anjaan Kaur who after being banned from driving in the UK had been advised by her Massi Nihalo that driving in Dubai is 'easy peasy'. Bibi Anjaan then rams the ambulance into Balait Da Sher who is in Dubai to shop for his forthcoming wedding_____

( This is a good thread. Lets try and add as many forum members as possible and make it feature stuff that we know about him from other threads ie Anjaan's bad driving and Balait's forthcoming wedding )

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All of a sudden Mehtab Singh started shouting out in pain. Mkhalsa yelled "CUTTTT!!!!!!!"

Everyone looked at him as he started yelling about how they all read the script wrong and the movie was supposed to be about singhs in the 1700's.

"Doesn't anyone I know, know how to read? or act?" Thinks Mkhalsa.

All of a sudden ______________________

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The hot shot studio executive Japnaam Singh arrives and scolds Manjot Singh for not being on schedule with the project.

Japnaam Singh yells "You get this project done within the next week or you're FIRED!" :wub: @

Japnaam Singh walks off egotistically, randomly firing lowly studio employees because he thinks they're "looking at him weird",

And then out of nowhere....

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...but gets rejected coz he is a clown and people wouldn't take his role in a Sikh movie too seriously. So he decides to ________

( ps : why is everyone always after Mehtab Singh! reminds of Everybody loves Raymond...lets make a Punjabi one...everyone bugs Mehtab LOL.gif )

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Realize Vikram Singh would make a better TV show and forget about all the other stuff.

Meanwhile, back at the movie set, Vicky Singh was putting on his Batman costume while Mehtab Singh put on his Robin Cape.

"WAIT A MINUTE" yelled Manjot Singh, "THIS ISNT A SUPERHERO MOVIE!! MEHTAB SINGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mehtab Singh starts smiling and says "Sorry" and starts to put on his bana. Meanwhile Balait da sher walks up and says __________________

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