STORY THREAD

[japmans]

Don King appears out of nowhere and starts giving the Singhs lessons on how we should REALLY be styling our kesh!

gatkagrl quickly went jhatka on him, finishing off her gatka prowess by throwing a mcflurry in don kings face..

[Mkhalsa]

"NO! NO! This is the dumbest script I have EVER written" screamed Manjot Singh as he ripped up the last 6 pages of script he had written. "Time to start again," he thought.

He began to jot down some notes:

Setting: Khalistan Revolutionary War

Time: sometime in the near future

A boy in his late teens (vicky singh) walks through a back alley in amritsar. As he walks by, a stranger (mehtab singh) bumps into him, dropping a package. Vicky singh picks it up and puts it under his jacket and dissapears.

He goes to a small house on the outskirts of Amritsar where Japnaam Singh is hiding out with other Singhs. He gives the package to Japnaam Singh. In the package is..........

[japmans]

mehtab singh

[Mkhalsa]

mehtab singh's holographic image, with an urgent message saying.....

[japmans]

i am mehtab singh's holographic image....

try to punch me, you will miss...

try to kick me, you'll hear a hiss,

I'm not slow and i'm not fast

but try to kiss me, and i'll kick your .....(you know..)

needless to say, japnaam singh was thrilled at mehtab's poetic prowess and immediately.....

[Guest vikramkhalsa]

hired him to be the new lead actor. But Mehtab singh had other ideas.....

[japmans]

he said:

"i refuse to act for you,

i'm not britney, i'm not a slave for you.

i will not do as you command,

i'm a holographic image, but i'm my own man!

i have wishes, i have dreams,

i hope to be a part of a well-oiled machine

that provides entertainment to kids, whom i love

for a low price of $1.99, and not a cent above!

I will not take part in your corporate scams

i will not be a slave of your capitalist plans

I will not act in your movie, i will not be bought,

your money is tempting, but your odour is NOT"

despite being in a studio, mehtab walked off the stage to thunderous applause... only to realize that it was a studio sound effect

[japmans]

(forgot to add this in)

but just as he was about to leave..................

[Guest vikramkhalsa]

whats with the poetry???

[Sister]

the poetry was to impress the rythme king (VikramKhalsa) becuase he loved it soooooo much....