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is that so....?hmmm i doubt it.....

anyways back to the story...

but just as he was about to leave..................

...Mkhalsa showed up and said,"Wait!, what if I......

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then daughter of guru gobing singh ji ( who had heard the whole thing)walks up and the sisters start arguing. The argument becomes a fight, and as Mkhalsa grabs his camera to record the whole thing, Vikramkhalsa(watching the whole scene from his crystal ball) says,"Oh no, not another fight..."

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meanwhile, back at the ranch, Balait Da Sher was doing some programming. he was saddened by the turn of events so he was developing code to write spectacular movies, so that he could make spectacular profits, and thus make MORE spectacular code.

As he was doing that, the holographic image of Mehtab walked in, as he snuck outta the studio where he was before, and he said:

"those crazy directors at the big studio

tried making me an actor, can you believe it, YO?

I don't wanna act for those big corporate rings

what i need right now is a dose of Gurpreet Singh!"

And who else would enter the room, none other thannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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At which point, Mehtab starts screaming something or other about wanting to be a clown, and a well oiled machine for kids. Sometime around here, Gurpreet singh bursts through the doors, and starts kicking people left and right, and when finally reaching Japnaam, he just stands and looks around for a couple of minutes. Japnaam starts to ask him why, at which point Gurpreet explains, that the thought at least one of them would be a hologram. Elsewhere, Mehtab is in a Costume shop trying on a clown costume (complete with makeup and polka-dot dastar), when......

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Krusty the clown walks through the door and say's "there's only room for one clown in this world" this made Clown Mehtab Singh furious. Clown Mehtab singh and Krusty the clown start to have a fight a pie fight which laters ends with Gurpreet Singh in tears because he too wanted to join in with the pie fight, so Gurpreet Singh decides to.....................

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