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call admin to check whether the pie has eggs or not. So admin inspected the pie and suddenly Admin shouted "MEHTAB SINGH, You are banned from the film" but then admin started laughing madly because he/she was just kidding.. later on SOGGSJI comes and went throught the film storyline and he didn't like it at all, so he...

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Mehtab Singh came ready with a Pie shooting Machine gun (invented by Inder Kaur the greatest inventor of all time) and started shooting at Krusty the Clown, Krust the clown had now recruited two side kicks so Gurpreet Singh and Mehtab singh together with__________ started their own team too to defeat the world of Krust and his side kicks.................

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At which point, YSL who has been watching this whole fiasco from a loooong distance away decides she can't wait any longer. She makes her dramatic entrance, carrying a huge patila of matar paneer with karchi in tow and screams, "MATAR PANEER ATTACK" - Right before lobbing a karchi full of the lovely stuff which lands in the face of.......

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At which point, YSL who has been watching this whole fiasco from a loooong distance away decides she can't wait any longer. She makes her dramatic entrance, carrying a huge patila of matar paneer with karchi in tow and screams, "MATAR PANEER ATTACK" - Right before lobbing a karchi full of the lovely stuff which lands in the face of.......

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This maked Balait da Sher so angry he picks up a donga full of Saag Paneer, and not being able to resis begins eating it. Meanwhile YSL loads her Karchi again with some more Matar PAneer which.......

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