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The UK Sikh Organisations expressed outrage today after it was found that there exists a Sikh professor at a college in the East Midlands that teaches maths despite the fact that he himself is not an equation, fraction nor an algorithm. One Sikh moderator, a CHforce from the West Midlands was outraged saying it "was absolutely disgusting" adding that "how can someone that has never been a prime number or a coefficient in a differential geometry correlation possible be in a position to teach it ?". Chforce added that the Sikh professor could much better use his time by displaying much needed hateful hate towards muslims, especially the one's that have the audactity to breath and stay alive. "Our feelings and sentiments have been hurt" added a Sikh federation spokesperson. Meanwhile participants of a UK Sikh online discussion forum agreed to meet up and demonstrate outside the classroom of another Sikh professor. a Miss Kaur. This one teaches Chemistry and General Science and the UK Sikh groups have it on good record that she is not, and never has been, a Bunson Burner, an electrode nor a chemical reaction. "It's a disgrace" said the online UK Sikh discussion group adding "how can someone that has never herself been fermented into fatty acid using a process of hydrolysis possible be able to teach it ?". Sikhs in other parts of the world have looked into the furore and have come to the conclusion that UK Sikhs are mentally disturbed islamaphobes as well as manic depressives.