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  1. Another thing i'd just like to add.

    If your Kirpan is taken off you, keep it on during the journey to the airport, and when they check your bags then take it off! And if you haven't got ur Kirpan with you, you must not eat or drink while you are without your Kakkar!! Some people also do Jap Ji Sahib when they get their Kirpan back!

    Not eat or drink for 30 odd hours it takes to get to India from here !!!!

  2. ਮਾਨਸ ਕੀ ਜਾਤਿ ਸਬੈ ਏਕੈ ਪਹਿਚਾਨਬੋ ॥

    Someone is Hindu and someone a Muslim, then someone is Shia, and someone a Sunni, but all the human beings, as a species, are recognized as one and the same.

    There is another translation I have come across which makes much better sense. Here it is:

    ਮਾਨਸ ਕੀ ਜਾਤਿ – ਮਾਨਸ (ਮਨੁੱਖ) ਜਾਤ ਵਾਲਿਓ

    ਸਬੈ – ਸਾਰੇ ਜਾਣੇ

    ਏਕੈ ਪਹਿਚਾਨਬੋ - ਉਸ ਇੱਕ ਅਕਾਲ ਪੁਰਖ ਨੂੰ ਪਛਾਣੋ ।

    In other words, Waheguru is the same of all. There is no difference between Allah and Raam. Both are the same and the same light is shining within everyone everywhere. Only words are different. Subsequent panktis fit perfectly with this translation.

    WAH !!!! :D

  3. But we should always share right? Does it matter if it is joota? We are all the same really, no?

    Share and share everything you can. But share before you dig into it :lol: Forget the whole concept of jootha for a second, it's just basic hygiene not to share your food and drink with anyone.

  4. 1. What time is it

    02:16 hours

    2. What's your full name

    Philips Tubelight

    3. What are you most afraid of

    Bugs, light from my tube attracts a lot of pesky little buggers <_<

    4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a Theatre

    I see all, you just have to turn me on :D

    5. Place of birth

    A Tubelight factory, which sadly has been closed down now :(

    6. Favorite food

    I run exclusively on mercury vapor

    7. What's your natural hair color

    I'm bald

    8. Ever been to Alaska

    No, but I'm pretty sure that looking at me reminds people of some place with a lot of ice

    9. Ever been toilet paper rolling

    What's toilet paper :umm:

    10. Love someone so much it made you cry

    Yes, my creator, my lovely Tubelight factory

    11. Been in a car accident

    No, but I was so close to being in a glass accident last week

    12. Croutons or bacon bits

    I'll pretend you never asked that question

    13. Favorite day of the week

    Don't have a DAY. But I do love the night :D

    14. Favorite restaurant

    Any restaurant where I can refill my mercury vapor tank

    15. Favorite Flower

    All of them

    16. Favorite sport to watch

    Ice Hockey, ring is white, like me !

    17. Favorite drink

    Did I mention mercury vapor?

    18. Favorite ice cream

    Vanilla, again, white like me

    19. Disney or Warner Brothers

    Both have made me flicker on multiple occasions

    20. Ever been on a ship

    Of course, I was shipped from India

    21. What color is your bedroom carpet

    I don't have a bedroom

    22. How many times did you fail your driver's test

    Never needed to take one. I'm so special that people pay for me to travel :D

    23. What do you do when you are bored

    things like this

    24. Bedtime

    When sun comes up and my services are no longer required <_<

    25. Who will respond to this the quickest

    Better not be the light bulb :@

    26. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond

    :gg:

    27. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses

    :gg:

    28. Favorite TV show

    Heroes

    29. Last person you went to dinner with

    I was made alone, I will die alone

    30. What is your lucky number?

    110 or 220, depending on which area of the world you live in :lol:

    31. What are your favorite colors

    I wish I had the power to give blue light

    32. How many tattoos do you have

    Just the stamp of Tubelight company on my rear that reminds me of my creator

    33. How many pets do you have

    Lost count at 387, too many bugs to count

    34. Which came first, the chicken or the egg

    If I start thinking about this, I'll blow in smithereens

    35. What do you want to do before you die

    Glow at my brightest

    36. Have you ever been to Hawaii

    Never say never ...

    37. Have you been to a different country

    Made in India, was shipped to China, then made way to England and then finally to Canada

    38.Time this survey ended

    02:18 hours

  5. Apparently some people think that once you have gotten amrit you cannot make anything jootha which means amritdhari's can have each other's jooth :rolleyes:

    Amritdhari or not, we should not be having anyone's jooth, it's just basic hygiene people !!!

  6. I bet none of you would be laughing if it was a video of some nihang doing the same. Of course, then the response would be, "that is not a guru ka sikh" True. But, how many guru key sikh do we really have in this world?

    That nihang would be just as much a sikh as the people in videos are sadhu's

    Before people put words in my mouth, I'm not saying ALL nihangs do bhang

  7. Glitch shuts "Big Bang" collider for two months

    Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:33pm IST

    By Anne Richardson

    GENEVA (Reuters) - A technical glitch has forced scientists to shut down the huge particle-smashing machine built to simulate the conditions of the "Big Bang" for at least two months, they said on Saturday.

    The European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) said there had been a major helium leak on Friday into the tunnel housing the biggest and most complex machine ever made.

    Just 10 days ago, scientists had celebrated the successful start of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) under the Swiss-French border, hoping it would revamp modern physics and unlock secrets about the universe and its origins.

    In order to fix the problem, the machine will have to be warmed up from its operating temperature of minus 271.3 degrees Celsius (minus 456.3 degrees Fahrenheit), spokesman James Gillies said.

    "Because the LHC is a superconducting machine that works at very low temperatures, in order to get in and fix it we've got to warm it up, then we go and fix it, and then we cool it down again, and that's a process that's likely to take two months," he said.

    The organization said strict safety regulations had ensured there was no risk to people from the malfunction.

    The project has had to work hard to dismiss suggestions by some critics that the experiment could create tiny black holes of intense gravity that could suck in the whole planet.

    Since the machine started up earlier this month, scientists have successfully sent particle beams around the accelerator.

    The next step will be to smash the beams into each other to trigger tiny collisions at nearly the speed of light.

    This will be an attempt to recreate on a miniature scale the heat and energy of the Big Bang, the explosion generally believed by cosmologists to be at the origin of our expanding universe.

    CERN said it thought the leak was prompted by a faulty electrical connection between two magnets, which probably melted at high current, leading to mechanical failure.

    When the LHC starts up at full speed, it will be able to engineer 600 million collisions every second between protons traveling around its 27-km (17-mile) underground chamber at 99.99[9999] percent of the speed of light.

    CERN officials said minor glitches were to be expected, given the intricacy of the $9 billion machine.

    "It's a very complicated machine, we've always known that there's the possibility of this sort of incident in the start-up phase and if it happens, then it's a two-month off time," said Gillies.

    (Additional reporting by Michael Kahn; writing by Emma Thomasson)

    http://in.reuters.com/article/scienceNews/...0080921?sp=true

  8. It's both creationism and Evolution :)

    kIqw pswau eyko kvwau ]

    keethaa pasaao eaeko kavaao ||

    You created the vast expanse of the Universe with One Word!

    iqs qy hoey lK drIAwau ]

    this thae hoeae lakh dhareeaao ||

    [From that] Hundreds of thousands of rivers [shapes i.e. everything] began to flow [came into being].

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