singh_sandhu

veh pakandiya meh tenoo puhchiya see vayee there kol DVD jeh heh gee ya? .. DVD thah mere kohl vee ya, meh puhchiya see theh dekhi ya???? lol...

i rekn it was a real gud film.. :TH:

lol,

i remebered another embarasment from the gcse result thread...lol...

well BAK IN THE DAYZ wen i went to get my results (GCSE) ma dad expected straight A*'s from me, if i had one A then he be asking whers the star next 2 it?...lol.. hated it wen he did that. He be like, JEH THENOO SAAREH A* NI MILEH MEH THENOO BHAN DEHNA YA. Like he cud himself sit gcse's and pass em wid str8 A*'s...lol...Man was I shitin maself up...

ok so he took me in2 ma skool and there we were in the line..i got ma results and ma dad was like CHAL DEKH DHAA KEE YA? KHOL EHNAA NOO???..lol..so i opened them and i was well impressed got 5 A*'s and 6 A's...he takes the paper off me and starts 2 read it (acting as if he can read)..At the bottom of the paper it had sed what GRADES YOU CAN GET WITH THE BESTEST FIRST...

e.g. A A* B C D E F G U

LOL .. he strt 2 read that n thort thats what i got, and he strt 2 get my ear and pull me towards the car, everyone was staring. he was like THOO SKOOLEH PAARN JAHNAH KI MUKHIYAA MAARN??? I was like dad ki hoya? 5 A* thah mileh ya theh 6 A mileh ya ki gal hoyee? he gOes 2 me BHANDHUR DIYA PUHTHAA, GUHDHIYAA, KHOTHIYA KISEH THAH DIYA, THENOO KI LAGDHA MENOO THERA PAPER NI PARNA OHNDHA? AAH KI LIKHUYA YA THERA PIYO THUHLEH PAPER DHE...

lol..... I was like dad EH THAH THENOO DHASS DHA YA VAYEE KI KI GRADE HO SAKDHE YA THEH KEHRE CHUNGEH YA...ma dad still didnt belive me, he goes CHAL GHAR JAHKEH SUKHY NOO POHCH DEH YA (SUKHY=MY VUDEE PANJI)...ma dad goes 2 er n he sayz AAH DEKH LAH FAIL HO GAYA...lol...ma sis cudn stop larfin she goes DAD THOO THAH GHALTH PUREE JAH RIYA YA...GRADE THAH UPUR LIKHE YA EHNOO a* THEH A MILEH YA...lol..

man did ma dad embaras himself & me wid it...the teachers were like looking at us as if we sum mental family.

o yea forgot 2 mention, wen dad read the paper all the other asian parents were there and he strt 2 say AHH KI MILYAA THENOO ????

EK A* EK A EK B EK C EK D EK E EK F EK G THEH HAYE HAA MENOO EK U VEE MILYA, OH KACHO MILYA THENOO GIDHEH NOO???

DAMN man ! i felt like crying....

haha, i remeber that day, ma dad expecting str8 A*, even if i got 1 A ma dad had the chappul ready...anotha embarrasing moment..hehe

ne wayz GOOD LUCK 4 those hu getn their results..u must ov aced it ! :TH:

I thort GCSE's were the easoest examination out ov all

Vaheguru

Ahho jeri mein gal kite, ohdha kisene garaa ni ditta. Apna kumal kutan lagpe!! *Sighs*

Actually i watched a film which stars Gulshan Grover as an Amrithdari Sikh, he was very good. It wasn't your average silly joker Sikh style film. He played a devoted father to his adopted hindu/muslim daughter. (can't recall what religion she followed) But very well done and showed the Khalsa in a positive light Perhaps duchess may know the name of the film!

Raja Ki Ayai Gi Bharat ? Don't ask me how I remember hehe

Hanji, bibi ji, tenu taan ik prize chaidhi! Ace film! He plays 'Gyani Kartar Singh'

n e 1 watched film KHALSA MERO ROOP HAI KHAAS?...??

Ekta

Vaheguru

Truly blesssed

loooooool i been reading this stuff to my mom and she's like "aho sareh iko jeh aa, jeh elta karnia aa ta fir maa peo neh idhaa kehnaa aa" hahhaha :umm:

another one form my dad "tuhadeh peh da raaj nehi chalda" lol when we like expect/want something

and last night me and my baby bro got in trouble hahahha

my dads friend came over and we were messing about and after he went my dad goes "thanu dona nu aaiyeh ge te elta karnia aundia aa, tuhdai shil laun vali hoi aa" :lol:

lol so i told him he would be bored if we wasn't born because they would have nothing to do & no one to yell at! :D

haha..lol...

i sed that 2 ma peh once, he always use 2 nok us out, well the boys n e way..haha and we'd be lyk jeh usee naah hundeh tusi ohdayee rehna see chooey maardhe...lol...

n ma bibi wud larf...

ever herd ur baba telin u stories of ya dad wen he was yunga????....lol....ma baba always duz & bibi sumtymz...

leh saareh chulehgeh judoh mein giya, lol...

missed me that much papi n penji ??? haha...

thanks 2 papi i got late for waking up @ Amrit Vela...Papi u r a Papi man..

nah jokes itz ma fault really 4 stayin up late,

Vaheguru

kitho khureedaan? apneh sehr cho?

uhdhee raath mere peh dhee shop khulee ya?

lol tere hath tutteh aa

apei bana la!!

emiii! men! :lol: :umm:

if you be wanting kheer come over lol mom's made a patila full with gajraan and saugia

mmmmmmmmmmm, YUM

n i had bhindi last nite again !!!! :D :D

I can't tell the difference between Bhindian and toriyan

o nahi, i aint becoming daddy for a while man,,,,too much tension. lol.

but gotta get married first tho.

Jadon bhi dekhan, tenu tere viaah da piya rehndha. Enhee kali pe, taan apni maa, peeh nu kehde viaah kar deen tera! :TH:

lol, eh dhe naal kohn viyaa karoo?,lol

MAN with all these lyriks bibis can put out a rap song

lol yea they can init? especially mine, she the the tradtional bibi changed to the modern 1...lol..

acha ji,

menoo ayee ya neendh, meh chuliya sohn, suvehr noo 4 vujeh uhtnah yaa,

papiya teri bukvaas tha bhand ni hohne, penji dha sehr nah khaa layee...lol

chalo ji,

VAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA, VAHEGURU JI KI FATEH JIO

u guys talk like a bunch of desi grannies LMAO

lol

yea they do init?

lol :umm: :lol:

aho,,,,,main sochia hune hune gala lava,,,,pher jadon viah ho gaya pher gharwali ne gal vi ni karan deni

init? puthah nee kee khaa keh jumiya see...lol

(ma bibis lyrik..lol)

menu pata,,,,,,,huhva

acha???

jubaan teri khenchee vang chaldhi yaa

(another bibis lyrik) haha

papiya bukvaas apni ghat kuriya kar, sehr khaa liya mera theh

main tera sir nee kha sakda,,,,,,,,,gunda bahut aaaa

Oyeee, you scottish, right? How come you guys talk like you're always asking a question. Sorry aint making fun of you, just watched some movies.

hun deh jawaab

BAHUT gullan ondiyan thuanu(u talk a lot)

init? puthah nee kee khaa keh jumiya see...lol

(ma bibis lyrik..lol)

papiya bukvaas apni ghat kuriya kar, sehr khaa liya mera theh

main tera sir nee kha sakda,,,,,,,,,gunda bahut aaaa

Oyeee, you scottish, right? How come you guys talk like you're always asking a question. Sorry aint making fun of you, just watched some movies.

hun deh jawaab

lagdha juwaab dha...dithah tha hai..

puff daddy=papi daddy=p diddy

lol haha, good 1 :TH:

yeh aytheh vujeh ya 12.30 midnight..lol

Oyeee, you scottish, right? How come you guys talk like you're always asking a question. Sorry aint making fun of you, just watched some movies.

hah haaaaaaaaaa, y dont u cum n do a survey on that.??

puff daddy=papi daddy=p diddy

lol haha, good 1 :TH:

yeh aytheh vujeh ya 12.30 midnight..lol

got muh bak :TH:

yea i got ur bak penji ... :umm:

nah actually i want gulaab jamana

pher jaa, ja ke khareed liya

kitho khureedaan? apneh sehr cho?

uhdhee raath mere peh dhee shop khulee ya?

papiya bukvaas apni ghat kuriya kar, sehr khaa liya mera theh

puff daddy=papi daddy=p diddy

lol haha, good 1 :TH:

yeh aytheh vujeh ya 12.30 midnight..lol

nah actually i want gulaab jamana

veh tusi kee sharm layee ya??? sohnah nee??????

leh lo,,,,,o tu bhang petii aaa??? huh.....aje tan shaam pai aaa

man this thread has atlest 30 pages of nothing n more nothing haha

achaaa? aytheh kihneh vujeh ya ???

nahi bhang nee peethee papi daddy

hey those two shud have dastaars man,

o leh lo,,,o ma mariye tu rehn de

hah haaa

veh tusi kee sharm layee ya??? sohnah nee??????

putha lugah peacemaker?

kheer is sooooo sweet, jada na khai......u'll get mota

koi gal ni, koi menoo kheer bunaah keh khulaavo..jaah rasgulleh, lol..