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Guru da Sikh

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  1. ahhahahahahahahahha....it was meant to be sarcastic.. JKHST ji

    tusi shudai ho..... :@nonono.gif

    lolz just playin tongue.gif

    meh te emi joke kar si

    OH YA AND THE RULE WAS BTW THAT U CANT POST A RIDDLE BEFORE U SOLVE THE PREVIOUS ONE....so king singh ji kirpuka karke answer karo ji

    or U SCARED! u CHICKEN! pakp pak pak pak tongue.gif

  2. i got one........and this one is aarrrhhmmmm [clearing throat] bulletproof

    One day you go to bed at night and wake up in the morning to find out that you are in a room all alone that you have never seen before & you notice that there are 3 exit doors each with a post-it note:

    POSTIT#1 = room is full of mustard gas...know to inhibit proper nerve function...ie poisonous...eventual death

    POSTIT#2 = room is packed with 20 lions who have not eaten for 2 years

    POSTIT#3 = room is full of sharpshooters that will shoot as soon as u step in

    Which 1 of these 3 would you choose without gettin harmed jamdoot.gif . U hvta choose 1 of these 3.

    and no this is not a dream!

    muhahahahahhahahahahahhahah....take that hmmm.gif

  3. acha i got one....

    This ones really vivid....

    I used to be abt 10/12 yrs old so anyways...we used to live in Jalandhur district and in those days they had curfew and such on the roads 24/7 due to "terrorist activity"....but i didnt know.

    So, It was a Sunday mornig & my mom and my beeji went to the gurdwara on that curfew driven road [it was quite a busy road] and i went after them......for all i knew my dad was looking for me in the house...this is like 10 am.

    Twas a sunny day and I was my jolly self skipping about the road with the curfew....and outta nowhere i feel someone grabbing my Joora and starting to drag me backwards........at this point in time i lost control of everything and quite honestly <Edited> my pants.

    So i had pee coming down my pants and being draggged by "someone" that i figured out after only 5 seconds twas ma dad.....through his cursing......Worst of all that road was actually a bazaar.....so ppl just staring at me like i have done the crime of my life.....so my dad drags me through this 15 minute walk and wehn we get home throws me onto the bad. He immediately brings out the jharoo and starts to beat me real hard....Our landlord "auntiji" who used to live in the upper level of the house came down and tried to stop my dad when she took me in her lap....

    thas it...

    after that day i never could talk back to my dad...after that day i couldnt even go outside to play....i was the "bad kid" on the block.....

  4. u know whuts funny.......iqbal = "iqbal de sir utte iq baal"

    SO I MADE A SMILEY STORY....

    arrhhhhmmmm [clearing throat]

    bheno te bhravo........ iqbal....when he hears that he only got 1 hair...he gets sad.... :ysad: ......then on top of it he is so stupid that he looks up to see how many hair he got.....only to find out he cant see on top of his head hmmm.gif ....so he goes goes and looks up in a medical book if there is such a disease..... :@ .....in the mean time ppl like me start to spread the word hearye.gif "IQBAL's got this disease yea...is horrific init" . After hearing what i have done......poor IQBAL devastated and horrified that he just decides to cover himself in a bag for teh rest of his life... :H:

    to be continued.... LOL.gif

    bhul chuq maaf....if someones got that name blush.gif

    BTW...best name i have evre heard is SHAMSHER...i think imma name my kid SHAMSHER....sounds intense iniit?

  5. so then he goes to kiss cinderella but disguised gets jealous...so she bring out her belna and smaks him on the head.......UH OH BOB THE BUILDER starts to bleed profusely.......so then disguised.....being her tender self....could not stand it and starts to do HALDI DI TAKOR......and BOB ends up giving disguised the tools......AELO JI......MERA TOOL TOHADA TOOL ....IKKO HI GAL HAI..............................

    continue.....

  6. Thank you all

    vahuguru is beant.....he gave me such a good family here at SS......

    whenevr i icome here at SS....all that comes to mind is ...SAYE PIYARAE MAEL JINNAH MILEYAN TERA NAAM CHIT AAVAE... d_oh.gifd_oh.gif

    i luv my SikhSangat

    waheguru ji ka khalsa waheguru ji ki fateh

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