A drunk man desides to go ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice, but before he can start a voice from above says, "There are`nt any fish in that hole"
He then proceeds to drill another hole an once again a voice from above says, "There are`nt any fish in that hole" The guy looks up an asks "Is this God talking?" The voice answers, "No, it`s the owner of the ice skating rink"