WILDSINGH

The rules according to women -

The FEMALE makes The Rules.

The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows The Rules, she must immediately change The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must never change his mind without the written consent of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

If the FEMALE has PMS, all The Rules are null and void.

The MALE is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

The MALE who doesn't abide by The Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a drink before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a drinkr.

Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another drink before it starts.”

She looks cross, but fetches another drink and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that drink and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another drink, it's going to start any minute.”

The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you're going to do tonight?

Drink and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, fat slob, and furthermore…”

The man sighs and says, “Forget about it, It’s started!”

A panjabi couple having a bit of marriage trouble decide to go to see a counsellor. The counseller says that the husband is not romantic enough. The husband says he is romantic so th counseller challenges him and says name your wifes favourite flower, the husband looks deep into the eyes of his wife and says.............'elephant atta'!!

kk i got a few riddles:

Riddle # 1-

It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,

cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

It lies behind stars and under hills,

And empty holes it fills.

It comes first and follows after,

Ends life, kills laughter.

Riddle #2-

Alive without breath,

As cold as death;

Never thirsty, ever drinking,

All in mail never clinking.

Riddle #3-

This thing all devours;

Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;

Gnaws iron, bites steel;

Grinds hard stones to meal;

Slays king, ruins town,

And beats high mountain down.

Aight last one'z the hardest::

If a rooster was on a fence, would its egg fall to the east or the west????

1, Darkness

2, Fish

3, Time

4, Roosters don't lay eggs, hens do. :devil:

1, What is impossible to hold for half an hour, yet weighs virtually nothing?

2, What happened in Paris on June 31st 1945?

3, What can explode slowly, with no smoke or flame?

4, In a balloon of the coast of Ireland, I dropped two wine bottlesoff the side. If one was full & one was empty, which hit the ground first?

5, What mathematical symbol can you put between 2 & 3 to make a number greater than 2 but less than 3?

I LIKE THEM ^^^^

I ALSO LIKE, GURO MANEO GRANTH - Ravinder Grewal

Sahib Jinah Diyan Manne - Nachattar Gill

1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

2.. one, the last one

4. Eyelashes :devil:

Dont no bout others. A:gg:

Try these

1.While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?

2.What happens twice in a week, and once in a year, but never in a day?

3.Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by.

Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.

How can this be?

4. Which moves faster: heat or cold?

1, THEY WERE ALL MARRIED

2, E

3, ONE WAS CALLED MAN EACH?!?!?!?!??

TELL ME WHEN YA GIVE UP

An American, English man, Chinese man, Indian man and a Pakistani man go to a coffee shop and order their coffees, when they arrive they find that they have flies in each drink the

American: Throws his coffee away

Englishman: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee

Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away

Indian: Sells the coffee to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new cup of coffee.

Pakistani: Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his coffee, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid, takes a loan from the American to buy another cup of coffee.

1, How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

2, How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?

3, Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

4, I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet it is never thrown. What am I?

5, Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Sorry Papi I couldn't think of any jokes. :TH:

What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?

It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?

1, SWIMS

2, FAKE MONEY

3, ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO. :devil:

A lady shoots her husband.

Then she held him under water for over five minutes.

Finally, she hung him.

But 5 minutes later they both went out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

She shoots a picture of him, holds his picture under water for it to develop, then hangs it up to dry.

What signals the beginning of the end, but only occurs twice in all of eternity?

E ??!!

1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

Answer 1: 2nd postion :TH:

Answer 2: Nothing :devil:

No idea about 3rd one

Try these:

It is at the front of the garden, and you use it a lot with eggs,

You will find one by the end of every morning,

But strangely enough, you'll never find one in a year.

What is it ?

Three guys are going out of a Pub. Only two of them drank beer, only two of them drank wine and only two of them drank water. If a guy did not drink wine he did not drink water either. If a guy did not drink beer he did not drink wine either.

Who drank what ?

Three Belgians have one brother in common. One day this brother dies and the three Belgians have no brother at all...

What happened ?

1, The letter G

2, 2 drank beer, wine & water and 1 drank nothing?!?!?!?!?!

3, The 3 belgians were sisters and their bro was the only bloke (may he r.i.p) :T:

My head hurts .....

A lady shoots her husband.

Then she held him under water for over five minutes.

Finally, she hung him.

But 5 minutes later they both went out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

1, In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?

2, The poor have it,

the rich want it,

but if you eat it you will die.

3, This is a most unusual paragraph. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without any hints or coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for a bit, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Good luck!

What is unusual about the above paragraph?

If you had only one match and entered a cold and dark room, where there were a fire place, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

Mary's father has 5 daughters, Chacha, Cheche, Chichi & Chocho, whats the fifth daughters name?

^^^^ No Idea

But i got another one

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds, and then puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds.

What did he put in the barrel?

A Hole

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

1) stop imagining!

2) half way

3) noise

What is light as a feather, but even the strongest man cannot hold it more than a minute?

A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver's eyes?

1, HIS BREATH

2, IT WAS HIS MOTHER

3, YOU ARE DRIVING THE BUS. SO WHATEVER COLOUR YOUR EYES ARE.

Heres an oldie!

A cowboy goes on holiday for 3 days he leaves on Sunday and comes back on Sunday, how is this possible.

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

How far can you walk into the woods?

What in an engine serves no purpose but without it the engine does not work?

Trailer

watched this trailer the other day and thaught it was sick, its about a clan of assassins who are out there to get rid of the masters behind the suffering of the population. the guys u take out are actually historical figures who died during the year 1991.

Same thing happend with sikhs in baba deep singh ji's times, why dont they make a game on sikhs man we got so much history. And never fled a fight nor lost, even tho we were always out numbered. NOT SAYING THEY WERE ASSASSINS. well they could of been.

i think we should email some good gaming companys. just imagine how wicked the game would be if they did.

Khoon dhulai ah theh buni punjab dhi dharti. :devil:

Here you go - http://www.sarblohwarriors.co.uk/

I've been to a wedding where a non-amritdhari girl got married to a white non-sikh guy which was conducted at a Gurdwara. The came from a christian backgound, the guys at Oldbury Gurdwara didn't seem to mind?!?!?!?

I personally don't mind technology being put into Gurdwara's, but what I do have a problem with is tackiness and bad workmanship.

There maybe AC in the Vatican, but you don't see it. That's the difference.

I don't know what it is with Indians nowadays, but they have a habit of making things look tacky and cheap. (i.e. plastic covering the remote control, settees, chairs, tacky plastic tissue holders, plastic fruit, all-year round tinsel, tacky coloured lights etc, etc).

I agree. Sometimes technology is very helpful but some of the workmanship is terrible. If they have to do the work they should be more sympathetic to the building & surroundings. There are thousands of buildings of historical significane around that have had technology introduced to them but when it has been done properly its in the background hidden away so you don't notice, unfortunately a lot of the Indain workmanship is all about doing it as quickly as possible for as little money as possible and you've all seen the results of that.

Satnaam Waheguru

I've heard that following the incident in Birmingham there is talk of banning the Kirpan in the UK.

Does anyone from the sangat know of this?

From where?

I personally can't see a ban happening over one isolated incident.

Now aren't we Unintentionally Promoting, Unintentional Promotion by posting on this thread??????????????????????????? @

I thought i'd join in with a couple of guys doing that froggy crouchy jumping up and down thing so I went down once twice and the third time....................................o dear ,

loooooooooooooooooolz that was so funny...............

MOTTO: never do froogy up down things style dance moves........it nesrly always ends in disaster..................hehehehehehe

Too true, but you can rest assured I have done it since and my pent has been fine but its murder on the thighs.

At my best friends wedding a few years ago at the reception after the wedding the party was in full swing and I decieded it was time for me to buss a move on the dancefloor. So I did a bit of this and a bit of that and then I thought i'd join in with a couple of guys doing that froggy crouchy jumping up and down thing so I went down once twice and the third time....................................o dear :umm: , when I went down for the third my trousers could no longer hold my big fat arse and they ripped on seam. Luckily I was by the stage with no one behind me so I shuffled with my back to the stage all the way around to my seat. Boy was I embarassed, we were not in my hometown so I couldn't go home to get changed and I was too embaressed to leave the hall. So I sat there for a bit then decieded to get my suit jacket and tie it around my waist just to cover it up. I stayed at the wedding and I even got up to dance a few times, I got a few funny looks and a few people asked why I had my jacket around my waist, I just kept on saying its a new fashion and laughing. What was quite funny at the end of the wedding I saw four different guys with their jackets tied around their waists.

It has become apparent some people have ulterior motives on this forum and after reading the divide & conquer thread I think its time for everbody to tell us Why? why did you join this forum, was it to cause trouble, was to recruit people to your jatha or was it simply to gain knowledge and speak to some like minded people.

You tell me.............................................................