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Singhstah

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  1. Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

    Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

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    In my last post I said my address is Singhstah@yahoo.COM

    THAT's WRONG!

    You can only add yahoo e-mails with the suffix, .com not anything else. You can input your id, but that e-mail won't work for anyone

    Sorry your right I must be getting it confused with one of my other adresses.

  2. Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

    Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

    Things not to say to a police officor

    I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,too!

    Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    When the Officer says "Gee Son.... Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  3. Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

    Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

    "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

    "That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

    "Yes," she said, "as I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' It would make me feel so much better."

    "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Good bye, Mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

    "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

  4. Waheguroo Jee Ka Khalsa!

    Waheguroo Jee Kee Fateh!!

    You have a wonderful religion, and I am considering becoming a Sikh, hopefully everything will work out well.

    Well done, Guruji is guiding you!!!!!

    BTW may I giv an extra bit of advice, If you have any questions please feel free to ask them in the forum, but ypu can get all answers from Sri Guru Granth Sahib Ji, you can get english translation of all of Sri Guru Granth Sahib ji at www.Sikhitothemax.com

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