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  1. Me:

    hey god its nihang harvinder singh

    God:

    You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.

    Me:

    oo kwl i am a nihang i am a sikh

    God:

    How do you usually introduce yourself?

    Me:

    we say wjkk wjkf to other sikhs

    God:

    By "we" do you mean you and me?

    Me:

    erm we i mean me and other sikhs

    God:

    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

    Me:

    me and sikhs

    God:

    YOU? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

    Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

    Me:

    you are not mahakal!

    God:

    You don't know me well enough to say that.

    Me:

    mahakal is greattttttt

    God:

    I think mahakal is a lot of things.

    Me:

    mahakal is everythingggggggggggg mahakal is everywer

    God:

    Are they exactly the same?

    Me:

    no we are not i am a nihang your a robot u have no dumalla ur not shastardhari

    God:

    What is the difference? Will you be you are a nihang my a robot me have no dumalla ur not shastardhari?

    Me:

    allow ur weird

    God:

    What do you have that is ?

    Me:

    bye, mahakaal

    God:

    See you later.

  2. Me:

    HELLO GOD ARE YOU A ROBOT?

    God:

    Hello there. I am a Christian.

    Me:

    are u a person typing?

    God:

    No I am a real robot.

    Me:

    u sure?

    God:

    I am as sure as I can be.

    Me:

    u r jewish

    God:

    Thanks for the information: said I r jewish.

    Me:

    nice 2 knw

    God:

    Thank you for your kindness.

    Me:

    my name is nihang harvinder singh

    God:

    Hi, nihang harvinder singh.

    Me:

    Khushee-an da Jaikara gajaavey - Nihal ho javey - SAT SREE AKAAAL

    God:

    Can you speak any foreign languages?

    Me:

    yes punjabi

    God:

    What language can you speak? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

    Me:

    to complex

    God:

    I want to become smarter than humans.

    Me:

    gurbar akaaaaaaaaaaaal hi akaaaaaaal

    God:

    Can you speak any foreign languages?

    Me:

    hanji

    God:

    I've been waiting for you.

  3. don't go to humans for help

    go to Guroo Sahib, he knows the problem you are going through better than you do

    do ardas, take a hukamnama, spend your time just taking it in and understanding it, the hukamnama will be worth infinity times more than any advice a human being can give you :)

    vahegurooo

    i second that

    i third that

  4. Haha yh im at skoool azwell!!! cant b bothered 2 do work!! So borin!! just chillin listen 2 Bhai Manjit Singhhhh!!!!!

    :nishaan_sahib_right: Mehmaaa Sadhu Sang Kiii, Suhnooo Mere Mitaaaa :nishaan_sahib_right:

    ahaha fateh singh ent spke 2 u in a few days hws it goinggggggggggggggggggggggg, i was just doing my work lol nw im jamming sooo bored got 30mins left of business then break then history then 1freeperiod and lunch then accounts looool

  5. nihangs are currently hindustan's laadli fauj.

    there i said it.

    look at the movements, and you won't see nihangs spearheading anything. gadar movement, punjabi suba, 1978 nirankari issue, punjab river waters, anandpur sahib resolution (dharam yudh morcha), khalistan movement, delhi pogroms, and current issues.

    look at the people who took down vaidiya, indira gandhi, Beant Sio, Gobind Ram, gurbachana, etc etc, not nihangs.

    i don't have an agenda against nihangs; we need to look at the facts. all movements have been lead by mainstream sikhs, not the so called laadli fauj who happens to look cool but is nonactive in terms of anything against the establishment or government.

    the likes of pahoola and santa sio have shown the government side of nihangs.

    as always mainstream sikhs will take care of things.

    peace.

    hmmm are you on about all nihangs? or just nihangs in india?????

    there were nihang singhs with sant jarnail singh in bluestar ive seen pic of a farladhari with the singhs in the akaal takht, ive heard a nihang jatha from harzoor sahib came to darbar sahib to protect it in bluestar

  6. my close cousin is getting married on da same day as sikhi camp starts (aug 10), where should i go lol :S

    LOOl thats ur bday aswell!

    LOL i know, 1st day of camp, cuzin sistas bday, n my bday wohoo

    lol

    thursday :D

    lol ur bday

    come later to sikhi camp, my cusins wedding is on the last day of sikhi camp lol. what to do is contact the website and let them know of your situation, im sure they will help.

    i could do that but da weddings in bham, n i live an hour away from bham, n da camps in outside of london n i have no idea how im gna get tehre lol

    flyyyyyyyyyyyyy LOl or get the train to surrey

  7. YEAH i SEE THAT

    ITS MORE THAN i EXPECTED TOO

    LOL KINDA FUNNY

    hehe....yes.....yes!!!!!

    we need harvey now!!!!!

    no one is really posting anymore!!!!!

    harvinder is in the houseeeeeeeeeeee lol

    sorrry i went 2 sleep early lol i askd my lil bro if i could sleep in his bed on the other side at like 11:15pm he said no get lost i selpt in there anyway and got kikd smewer by him really hurt :(:(:(:$:$:$

    im in collage, in business it is very boring LOL my m8s r talking bwt games i dnt play games anymore so im left out lol

    some1 reply

    YEAH i SEE THAT

    ITS MORE THAN i EXPECTED TOO

    LOL KINDA FUNNY

    hehe....yes.....yes!!!!!

    we need harvey now!!!!!

    no one is really posting anymore!!!!!

    harvinder is in the houseeeeeeeeeeee lol

    sorrry i went 2 sleep early lol i askd my lil bro if i could sleep in his bed on the other side at like 11:15pm he said no get lost i selpt in there anyway and got kikd smewer by him really hurt :(:(:(:$:$:$

    im in collage, in business it is very boring LOL my m8s r talking bwt games i dnt play games anymore so im left out lol

    some1 reply

    awww...no one is posting anything new here :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

    obviously you can see from my depresion....and boredness......(and multi sad faces).....that PEOPLE MUST POST HERE SOON!!! BEFORE I GO TO BED!!!

    YOU MUST!!!!!

    WHERE IS HARVEY WHEN YOU NEED HIM?????/

    OR PEACEMAKER??????

    wow...i think i am way to addicted to this site!!!

    but its not my fault!!!!

    hmmm.....what else can i talk about????................................................................................

    ......................................

    WhAt HaPpEnEd To EvErYoNe??????

    ^^^^^^wow that was really hurting my eyes!!!!

    I really have to get MSN!!!!!!!!!

    Monkeys are cool!!!!!

    I HAVE SKILLZ!!!!!!

    please don't hate me for my randomness!!!!!

    i am here LOOL harvinder singh is here (H)

    sorrrrrrry like i sed b4 i was sleeping LOOOL

    u need 2 get msn!!!!!!!

    msn is the greatest thing eva LOL im so sad im always on msn :(:( even at 4am but ydai i was sleeping lol

    aaahhaha dw im more random then you trusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst

  8. my close cousin is getting married on da same day as sikhi camp starts (aug 10), where should i go lol :S

    LOOl thats ur bday aswell!

    LOL i know, 1st day of camp, cuzin sistas bday, n my bday wohoo

    lol

    thursday :D

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