anjaan

bollywood sux

lol spot on Bhenj!!

hahhaha what gets me is how like the "good" guy can jump off some taaaaallllll building and land on his feet without even a slight cut or bruise and stillllll manage to kill like 37 "bad" guys with like just a punch?

but we all know what happens in the end...they get married and live happily ever after

you seen one bollywood film, you seen them all!!

LoL i've just joined sikhsangat today, but I have been reading posts and threads regularly, I think its a brilliant site and this thread cracks me up soo bad, soo funny.

welcome sarpanchni_007! we hope you enjoy your stay here! :TH:

lol singh_sandhu you should write a book hahhahahahahahah you crack me up sooooooo much :lol: :umm:

loooooool i been reading this stuff to my mom and she's like "aho sareh iko jeh aa, jeh elta karnia aa ta fir maa peo neh idhaa kehnaa aa" hahhaha :umm:

another one form my dad "tuhadeh peh da raaj nehi chalda" lol when we like expect/want something

and last night me and my baby bro got in trouble hahahha

my dads friend came over and we were messing about and after he went my dad goes "thanu dona nu aaiyeh ge te elta karnia aundia aa, tuhdai shil laun vali hoi aa" :lol:

lol so i told him he would be bored if we wasn't born because they would have nothing to do & no one to yell at! :D

kitho khureedaan? apneh sehr cho?

uhdhee raath mere peh dhee shop khulee ya?

lol tere hath tutteh aa

apei bana la!!

emiii! men! :lol: :umm:

if you be wanting kheer come over lol mom's made a patila full with gajraan and saugia

ha ha

naw is a load of emi stuffff!!! if we had hands read and believed what was said then we wouldn't do anything right? like we would just sit there thinking well i don't gotta go to work because the hand reader said i'm going to be rich? (lol bad example)

we have the power to change our destiny through our own karams (actions)

it has been 'proved' that the lines on your hands change over time :umm: @ this is something i heard soooo don't take my word for it!

VGKK VGKF

I hear Gurdwara in Wolverhampton (Sedgley St) got robbed!

Apparently, the treasurer was going to the bank on Monday morning 11am, when he was allegedly attacked and robbed of all of Sunday diwaans "donations" from the saadh sangat. Its a shame such things happen - especially when its peoples dasvandhs. I hope the robbers get what they deserve... a life of darkness and damnation.

But what goes around, comes around. That Gurdwara has a nursery built in for extra income only and gets lottery funding which seems to get diluted down the lines...

My suggestion to police is that if you are looking for culprits of yesterdays attack, please obtain the list of commitee members first and ask them all where they were between the hours of 11am and 12pm yesterday morning.

yeah i heard about this too except it was a different version of events (haha typical )

yeah so like i think there was about 3 uncle jis driving to deposit the money - about £13,000 in total, when some men of afro/carribbean origin drove into their car

caused a commotion

tried to take the money bag

but only managed to take about £5,000

uncle ji drove off so the perpetrators also drove off and a few streets away set fire to their car

but what is interesting is how did they know that these guys had cash on them?

maybe there was an inside informant orrrr they have been watched

chalo at least no one was hurt

Militant singh are you saying you follow maryada.

Try to answer the question honestly.

You're not perfect so, to be as polite as possible, shut up.

I know you wont but I wanted to let you know that you are one of thefew people that look at everything from a negative side, and I mean everything.

Maybe one day you will see the love the Nakasar Baba Ji's had for Guru Ji.

Your criticse everyone so much, I would like to know if you would have been one of the people to laugh at the story of Panja Sahib Gurdwara if you were not born a sikh.

anjaan penji hor hero ban baby guns nah khed dhi ya...aah umar ya theri khedan dhi?

Gaan jah keh sohriya dhe khedoon ghee?? ...lol

^^^^^^^^^o yea another lyrik ma mum busts 2 ma sisters....Vuchariyaan^^^^^^^^^

lol nehiiiiiiii its my olders bros gun a proper huuuuuuuge thing lol emiiiiii! mannnnn i'm still in painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hurts whenever i move my head!!

lol@ sohriya da quote hahhahahaha

i get that one because i choose to sleep on the floor so my moms like "ihdaa bori bistra chuk ke sauriya de leh jei" emiiii they always have to bring saureh into it!

init? lol Aww ma masar was embarased but he was like chatting a load of gobelty gook aftawards coz vuchara joohtah ho gaya see

im so mean

hahhahahaa singh_sandhu you remind me of fresh prince will smith living with his massi viviane and massar philip hahahahah

mannnnn talking of farting lol i went Gurdwara other week, did matha dhek, went to get parshaad and this sianni Bibi ji was doing parshaad di seva

i think she had wind problems as she gave me parshaad she farted 3 times lol and then she smiled shyly and said "padd" i was like mmmmm okaaaaaaaay lol not really the thing to be saying while doing seva? was hard to keep a straight face!! Vaheguru

lol and todayyyyy me and my bro were in the garden doing target practice on an apple with his gun thing lol and like i held it wrong and as i fired, the gun came back onto my face with force and im bruised and in pain and probably scarred for life lol such an eeeeeejit me is

heck mmmmmmm it's like 1.42 ammmm loooool gota be up like sooooon

night nightttt

and can people pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeee watch thier language!!! would Guru Sahib use such words?!!?!? (ya i know i need to take my own advice and stop with the frikin as well)

and in regards to kumis post, what he talked about - all the lables and so on - this is what causes disunityyyyy!!! remember those Gurmukhs were KHALSAS!! would they be proud of what we are doing today?!!!!!

admin please remove pic & close thread

danke schon

There is a Gurdwara in memory of Bhai Joga Singh.

This Gurdwara is situated in Jogan Shah locality of Namakmandi of Peshawar City where Bhai Joga Singh’s marriage took place.

I know you may all think i am sad but i wud like to be a gianni.

that's not sad

that's beautiful :TH:

lol free surgery from singh_sandhu when we are buddeh hehe

i hope to go into something related to law, what exactly i have no idea!! there aren't many lawyer jobs plus have you seen how expensive LPC & BVC are?!?! @

but right now i work as a youth worker centre based and detatched for two different councils respectively :TH:

Le, mein taan udd da pir dan, float hona taan ik passe! - Bach le rahin tenu chuk ke naa lejavan sute pe noo!

lol@udh da firda, ya and dont you forget who helped you to fly!!

emi tusi doneh saunjo hun!!! apaas vich laggeh rehndeh aa

anyways as for the pic whoever decided to make that in the 1st place is realllllllllllllllly sad for having nothing better to do and REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY SAD for like actually thinking that s/he could convince people it was real!

emiiiii

i just realised im turning into my mom!!

"mein tere muh te batt ke chaper marni aa, tere dand nikkel janeh aa fir na kei dasiya nehi si" is the phrase i just used on my baby bro hahahahahha :lol: @ :kid:

Vaheguruuu lol

so au khera ghat aa, he just said "menu tere lachan dee de aa" & "aa chappal dis di aa" hahahhhaahhahaha

ok mmmmmm my family is not really dysfunctional ....i swear :lol:

Aww kiddies hey ???....haha

haha....what do you expect from him......look here being cheeky to doc's receptionist!

hahahhaha bush is more dopier than me!!!!

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STICKY PLS?

happy birthday penji

God bless

:HP:

i just realised im turning into my mom!!

"mein tere muh te batt ke chaper marni aa, tere dand nikkel janeh aa fir na kei dasiya nehi si" is the phrase i just used on my baby bro hahahahahha :lol: @ :kid:

Vaheguruuu lol

so au khera ghat aa, he just said "menu tere lachan dee de aa" & "aa chappal dis di aa" hahahhhaahhahaha

ok mmmmmm my family is not really dysfunctional ....i swear

dundaut

hahahhahhaha

oh my dayssssssss

singh_sandhu u crack me up bro

looooooooool

my moms here sayin "bethi dand kaddi ja kamm na kari koi" hahhahahahaha

gosh you reminded me of the time when we were in assembley at high school and like they had a special assembly because some student died

and like so they're telling us and then we stand up to do a 1 minute silence and i was just laughing like an <banned word filter activated> @ not at the fact that someone was dead but like someone made me crack up and like it was those laughs that you don't have no control over so like instead of one minute silence it's "everyone stare at the <banned word filter activated> who's cracking up for one minute silence" and boyyyyyy did i get cussed by my teachers hahhahahaha

lol gosh my laughing was mental back in the days lol i used to be asked to leave the class room at times and calm myself down except it would be worse outside because it echoes in the corridor hahahahhaah

Zafarnama

oh my daysssss like are they soo stupiiiiiid

who employs these frikin people??!?! like have they got no BASIC education even they can't tell the difference between sikhs and muslims?!?!!

hope your mom was ok veer ji and arrived safely

don't let this die down, these companies need to learn!!!

the other day i read some man was in fancy dress and was carrying a toy sword and got chased by police officers at a train station, now imagine if they saw a Sikh wearing Kirpan

LOL @ above haha

mom:

"tere hatha nu mehndi laggi aa"

dad:

"tu minu dasiaa ni...." im like wa? "police academy TV te ayaa ju never tol me"

he says that everrry time polica academy comes on hahaha

lollll "tere hatha nu mehndi lagi aa" my mom says that tooooo

and ya girlyyyyyyyy change your frikin sig lol before i get Admin to do itttttt emiiiiiii silllllllllllly plummmmmm jei na hoveh!!

lol

well clasik lyrix my rents bust when they angry @ me... lol

"veh" - MUM AND BIBI WUD SAY LIKE I HAVE NO NAME @ ALL

"Behvkoofa, Gudhiyah" & "Dungar Dha Pohth - MY DAD WUD BUST THOSE WITHOUT REALISING THAT HE CALLING HIMSELFA DUNGAR, LOL

"Marjana" - FROM MY BIBI

"Aaj Kal Bhaalan Bhonkun Lag Piya Ya" - MUM N BIBI

"Gudheh dha dhiyaan puhthaa nee kithe rehndhaa ya" - MUM N BIBI

how can i forget..."DHOR FITEH MOO THEHRE" - MUM DAD & BIBI

“Hah Haaa Maar liya ehs mundeh neh sahnoo” – MUM BIBI

“Juhtheee maar maar keh mooh bhan ke rhugurh dhayoo” – DAD

…Then you have the lyrix the bust when they happy @ me

“Pohth meh thah ohdayee kehndhee see – BIBI

“Sada Sandhu thah bahlaa bulaamaans ya, ehmayee khot ho jahndha ya” – BIBI MUM

“Sandhu Aah pohth mere paper bhar dayee” – DAD WHEN HE WANTS ME TO FILL HIZ APPLICATION FORMS OUT,,,,, haha

“Shoteh hundhe ne bhoht shittur kha deh theh” – BIBI & MUM

As u can see bib n mum were da most lyric busters ma dad didn’t talk he used action force on me…haha, e.g. Chapal, Danda, Juhthee, Soti, u name it he got it !

looooooooool i think our parents must be long lost relations!!! hahhahahaa

looool when my dad gets annoyed with me being on pc until late he's like "Mein tenu te tere computer nu bahr chuk ke marna aa fir road vich bethi "tik tik" (typing noise) kari jai"

hahahhaha desi parents are toooo funny

lool even my baby bro has picked it up now like this morning i said to him that he couldn't go shopping with my mom so he picks up my dads chapal (ya which he wears hahhaha too cute) and he goes "mein tera muh pan dehna je murkeh kia" hahhahahha