anjaan

bumpppp

lol@ the doll

awwwww happpppy birthdayyyyy :H:

ok so its the holidayssss and im boredddd and i remembered this thread hehe

bumpppppppp :TH:

awwwwwwwwwwwww how cuttttte are theyyyyy

Gajj ke jaikara gajaveh

Nihaal hau javeh

Sat sri akaaaal

Charia Guru Gobind Singh leh dharma nagara

Maaria nuranga turkara jin khichia hunkaara

Dharti peh gia halchala sabh shodeh ghar bara

Aiseh dund kalesh meh khapoio sabh sansaara

Raajeh shah bajeedreh sabh hosi shara

Sache Satgur bajho koi nehi bheh katanharra

Meeniyeh, masandiyeh, narhi, kuri maar ki sabha uthaiyeh ke, turka(n) noo udhey ast lau bhajraa(n) paeh ke,

Gur Singha rache jakareh

Gajaun geh Gura de piareh

Gaj ke jaikara gajaveh

Fateh paveh

Nihaal hau javeh

SAT SRI AKAAAAAAAAAAAL

Fatehgarh Sahib

hahhhhahahaha that movie was jokes as was all the replies!!

loooool i get this indian dude trying to sell me children's books i'm like dude i got no kids!!! so he phones again yesterday asking for me and i'm like i told you last weeeeek still i ain't got no kids!!!!! @

one time these BT people rang and they're like do you want an extra line and i'm like naw we already got 3 washing lines in the garden (like to hang your clothes on) 3 is more than enough and they were like no phonelines and i was like phone line yes i am on the phone line hahahaha if you put a desi accent to it they soon give up!!

people from the indian call centres are crazyyyyy this one dude was like can you speak hindi i was like no and he goes how about Punjabi i'm like yeah so he's like "kinneh Sikh rehndeh hau England vich, tusi kadi India aaiye hauh?" loooooooooool i was like oh my dayssss if you're gonna call at least do your job buddy!!

ooo the funniest one was when i was calling for car insurance and there was like a guy called Chris on the line and he recognised i was a Sikh from my name and he goes i will lower the £ if you can name the 10 Guru's in order hahahha bless him :TH:

some of them do come true, its like my mom has a sixth sense about stuff

lol my bro and sis are like that, they will see something in their dreams and a few days later they see it 4 real and then they're like that happened in my dreammm lol

one of the weirdest dreams i has was like a few years ago when a family friend passed away and that night my mom dreamt he was like still alive and like he was doing his gardening or something and my sister dreamt of him too and when she woke up she felt a presence in the room and like she said it looked like him @ lol and i dreamt about being in hell like there was some wall made from fire and like you had to get over it

buttt my bestesetstetstettstetstettstetstest dream was like a month ago i dreamt of Sant Jarnail Singh ji Khalsa Bhindrawhale, it was like wowwww

Like they came to my house and loads of Singhs were with them and Sant ji were like let’s recite bani so I was reciting from a gutka and I kept mispronouncing this one Word so Sant ji were like correcting my pronunciation and they talked with sooooooo much piaar, like that’s all they had – love!! Nothing less. The way they spoke to me was like astonishsing it was allllll piaaaar, ah gosh. You could just feel the love vibrating and radiating from them, made you feel warm. And then we were walking down my hallway and we ended up at a theme park – drayton manor to be exact for those of you who know it. Lol that was sort of weird. Anyways we went on the rapid water ride thing (before anyone has a heart attack it's like just sitting in a boat on the lake not a water slide!!!) except the boats were like two seaters so I sat with Sant ji, and they were sitting there just chilling in a white long chola and navy blue dastaar with their hazooria; and I just sat there staring at them because they were so mesmerizing, and then I looked back and there was an empty boat behind us, so I thought I would get in there and leave Sant ji alone in their boat; so I climbed in except this boat was faulty and it like zoomed backwards and I was like holding on so tight and I nearly fell in the water and I ended up under some bridge, n next thing I saw was Sant ji came rowing back and told me to come back in their boat because it was safer. they said if you go out on your own then you will fall in the water and drown but if you come in my boat you will be safe

personally i really needed to hear that at that time, and i woke up with the words Sant Jarnail Singh ji Khalsa Bhindrawhale ringing in my ears

may GURDEV PITA ,GURU GRANTH SAHIB JEE ,dissolve all our differences so we become one big fusion KHALSA family,that goes around sowing the seeds of naam and sikhi to bless the entire cosmos and prepare it, for it to be be soon zapped up by the K-FORCE (khalsa force), that was unleashed by GURU JEE .

wowww beautifullllll

this is one of those topics that just makes me want to laugh so much or seriously break down and cry!!

meeting so called Khalsas and being asked 1st “what jatha do you belong to, akj? DDT? Nanaksar? ” and yet I thought the Khalsa was meant to greet each other with “Vaheguru ji ka Khalsa, Vaheguru j ki Fateh” and not “ Vaheguru ji ka ‘x jatha’ Vaheguru ji ki Fateh!” and even more shocking is the fact that kids like 11 years old are in on it!! People not sharing fateh because they are “from a different jatha” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this happened to my firend recently and when he told me I was like realllllly shocked because he has known these people for years!

And you now we take the piss really because we go on about how older generation is still trapped in caste issues yet we make it worse by jatha bashing so yes jatha is becoming like a caste barrier. Lol and to think Guru ji said “manas ki jaat sabeh ek pechano” yet we don’t even recognise a fellow Amritdhari Sikh as being on par with ourselves never mind the rest of the human race!

You know Guru ji is not going to say “ahhh welcome to sach khand x singh/ y kaur – you did well on earth, you took your right leg out 1st when changing your kachera” or “yeah you’re a hardcore x jatha follower” things like that, issues so small yet we make them so biggggg and like pathetic!!! (ok sorry if that offends anyone)

Guru ji says “jin prem kio tin hee prabh payio” those that LOVE! Jihnna ne prem kitta, in all walks of life, who loved and recognised God in everyone and everything and BECAUSE of that recognition they love – tin hee prabh payio – only they will realise Him!

Guru ji said “Puran Jyot Jagey Ghat Meh Tab Khalas, Tahi Nakhalas Jaaney”. The one in whose heart shines God's Light is the Khalsa,

It doesn’t matter – or shouldn’t matter about what rehat you have been told to follow, if a particular rehat helps you more then good for you!!!!! just because someone does not agree on your concept of kakaar (as an example) or whatever it doesn’t mean the world’s going to end or something!!! it’s all about the love and devotion you follow your own rehat with!! ! Rehat maryada means “living (rehat) whilst remembering (yada) death (mar)” how many of us do that?

we should be seeing/recognising/acknowledging God in everything and everyone,

I see jatha bashing all the time and it makes me sad! Randomly at Gurdwara sahib – youngsters picking on each other, laughing, mocking for having a slight differentiation in beliefs, not acknowledging others, having an air of “I’m better than you” about them, is this how Guru ji envisioned His Khalsa? A few months ago a fellow Sikh told me there would be a “proper” Amrit Sanchaar taking place and that I should let people know, I was like yeah well there are a few local ones that are taking place sooner so they’re more ideal and he said yeah well the one I am on about is a proper one I was like what do you mean by “proper”?!?!??!?! @

we have to help each other!! We have to recognise that we are the Khalsa. We are Guru ji’s jaan ki jaan! Not just jaan either – JAAN KI JAAN!!!! Imagine how proud Guru ji must be of Their khalsa? Yet do we give our Father anything to be happy about?? We are Guru ji’s “mittar”, His friends, His dost, like how wow is that, to just chill with Guru ji knowing you belong to them, knowing they got your back

Guru ji says Khalsa Akal Purakh Ki Fauj, Pargatyo Khalsa Parmatam Ki Maoj.

The Khalsa is the Immortal Beings's Army,

And came into being under the Supreme's Order.

The creation of Khalsa is under the Puran Hukam (Perfect Command) of God!!! And just to think how blessed we are to be it!!!

Guru ji said Khalsa Mero Satgur Pura, The Khalsa is my perfect Satguru, we are His perfect Satguru?!??! How much more piaar can we receive???

Khalsa Mero Sajjan Soora, the Khalsa is my brave friend,

Khalsa Mero Budh Aur Gyan, the Khalsa is my knowledge and wisdom, is this the buddhi Satguru gave us? to be petty?

Khalse Ka Ho Dharo Dhyan. the Khalsa is whom I meditate upon like wow!!! Guru ji meditates on us – the Khalsa!!

Dhan Dhan Guru Gobind Singh ji Maharaaj, our Father

has given so much praise and love to the Khalsa

Guru ji said Atam Ras Jeh Janye So Hi Khals Dev,

Prabh Meh Moh Meh Taas Meh Ranchak Nahin Bhed.

The one who experiences soul bliss "Atam Rus" is the Khalsa,

There is no difference between the Khalsa and me and God.

Are we working towards the Puran Sachyari Rehat?

Are we working to win over Five evils within us and around us?

Have we surrendered completely ourselves to the Guru, are we doing what the Gurbani says in the true sense? I know I’m not!!!!

Or are we going to continue to judge and exclude people and not let our jot shine and not love and not help each other and in turn not help ourselves?

Are we part of same family/same house? We have to work together to make this household a successful one, let’s stop with this sibling rivalry, this I am better than you, this petty “tu tu mein mein”, we all belong to same Parents, same Grandparents, we were all born equally, at same place so you know it’s like it’s allllll goooooood we just need to remember that!

Live and let live and love and let love!!! And finally remember...

It’s all about the piaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Khanda that our Pitta ji used in the very 1st Amrit sanchaar ceremony in 1699 and let’s remember that They too received Amrit of the very same Khanda from THE PANJ PIAREH!!!! (not a jathebandi!!!!!!!)

I'm like that! I eat sour stuff all the time, my mum says ''Toon aghe torra khata''

Any bitter sweets, drinks and i've had it! I drink lemon juice and even vinegar (that's not recmmended though)

loooooooooooooooooool that's one of my mom's fave phrases tooooo hahhahahaha gosh all desi moms are on the same wavelength hahahhahaa

oh my daysss Pakhandi Baba you can be ma drinking partner hehe bring on the lemon juice and vinegar!! :TH:

looool@ the picture by singh_sandhu hahhahahaha when my baby bro was like realllly young like 8months and stuff he used to be like in his lil' bouncy chair thing after he had drank milk and it would make him feel sick and like he used to do like projectile vomiting that ranged from one side of the living room all the way to the other and it looked exactly like that!!! @

Anjaan Penji u mus be out of ur mind if u dont like RasMalai, Penj u dunno wat u missing.

Now Mango Achaaarr................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YUM

Anjaan penji gunna love Paneer Pizza, lol Bet u Penj really eats Paneer....lol but not admiting it,

ewwwwwwwwwwww lol nawww paneeeeeer is a nooooo nooooooooo goshhhhh ewwwwwww ima throw up just thinking about it!! i can makeee it like sukka paneer sabji or shai paneer or paneer daal or palak paneer but that's itttt ewwwwwww lol Vaheguru

achaar- nowwwwww you're talking hehe hehe i love khata (sour) stuff

as for lemon and lime achaar never mind that lol i eat lime and lemons like people eat oranges but then ma mom's like "tera galla khrab hau jana fir tu mera sir khana aa sara hafta" hehe

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww even ras malai is made from paneer right?? eeeewwwwwwwwww lol can't stand the stufffff!!!!

lol@pakhandi baba and the gol guppeh chutni mmmmmmmmmmmm not thats niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice hehe :TH:

Loool hardkaurwarriorz reminded me of the time when my cousin and I were in birmingham and like so we’re walking down the road and we see a van and it has all this Punjabi writing on the back, like dopey stuff like “jutti chaar ke chari mutiyaareh, gaddi hai sohneh jatt di” and like I was proper cracking up, i was like oh my daysssss whattttttt an eeeeeeejit, chakyia sohneh jatt da emiiiiiii, khareh ki samajda aa apneh aap nu and like my cousin brother was like *cough cough* and I looked up and the owner was standing rightttt there at the side of the van @ hhahahahaha

I was like soooooooo emiiiiiii he shouldn’t have stoooopid stuff written on his vehicle then

And one time we had family friends over and like I was upstairs and I heard the taps running so I go and see and like no one was in the bathrooms so I went downstairs into the kitchen and I’m like "which bandar left the frikin taps on emii koi is ghar vich hun niana ta hai nehi,pani waste kari jandeh aa" (lil bro being the exception because he couldn’t reach the taps then lol) anywayssss so our kitchen is like open plan and leads onto the living room and the auntie was sitting there listening to everything and she was like “putt mein si, I think I left it running by mistake” and I was like ooopppppppppppppppppppppsiiiiii hehe

:TH: is reallllllllly funny hahhahaha check the embarassing moments thread

also loves paneeeeeer hehe

put your energy to good use tomorrow

Protest outside the Indian High Commission

Aldwych, London

Tuesday 15 August 2006

12.30-2.00pm (please note revised time)

please see this thread for more info

http://www.sikhsangat.com/index.php?showtopic=20269

note that hindus are also planning protest for same day....

http://www.hinduhumanrights.org/

sangat in and around London should especially attend because of the location

JULY

Fun to be with. hahha yaaa i get laughed at not withhh! emiiiiii

Secretive.

Difficult to fathom and to be understood.

Quiet unless excited or tensed.

Takes pride in oneself. HUNKAAR!

Has reputation. lol good or bad?

Easily consoled.

Honest.

Concerned about people's feelings.

Tactful.

Friendly.

Approachable.

Emotional, temperamental and

unpredictable.

Moody and easily hurt. hehe i thought it was called PMT!!

Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. SPAZZY? what?!? loooool

Not revengeful.

Forgiving but never forgets.

dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary

things.

Guides others physically and mentally.

Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.

Caring and loving.

Treats others equally.

Strong sense of sympathy.

Wary and sharp.

Judges people through observations.

Hardworking. looooool mmmm actually might be ideal to point this out to my tutors :lol:

No difficulties in studying.

Loves to be alone.

Always broods about the past and the old friends.

Waits for friends. Never looks for friends.

Not aggressive unless provoked.

Loves to be loved.

Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

lol yaaaaa anywayssssss i wonnnnnnder who on earth sits there making all this stuff up and actuallllly gets paid for it hahahha some people have it tooooo easy!!

apologies for putting sangata off of paneer hehe

come round to mine for paneer pakoreh any time!! :TH: (eeeeeeewwwww lol )

lol Singh_Sandhu me turka laas the pasta sauce to hehe

lol loadssss of you said paneeeeer

ewwwwwwww

lol when making it, it sort of reminds me of baby puke when they throw up their dudh and it's all "futiaa" ewwwwwww kinda' smells like it as well haha

and to Pakhandi Baba - do you mean those turka Heinz beans? hahhahahaha everyyy Punjabi i know throws in a ganda/gatha/piaaz*** and loads of hari mirch and stuff, it never is just your typical english beans on toast!!

***edit according to your area of Punjab :TH:

Vaheguru

i apologise if my post came across as sarcastic!!

i was merely trying to use my very limited 'knowledge' therfore apologies to the topic starter!

Lol amritvela is not about being hard or easy!

You should be grateful you can wake up without any problems whereby some people are battling with their mind on a daily basis!! That’s Guru Sahibs Kirpa!

Lol amritvela is about doing vadiaee vichaar not the fact that it’s hard!! If you wish to make it “harder” for yourself, try getting up earlier and doing more bani/simran or joining the saadh sangat – but even then that’s more laaha for yourself!

Instead of thinking “ohhhh *shrug* that was too easy it didn’t feel like amritvela” be thankful that you were blessed with that time to connect with Akal Purakh via simran and recite His Gurbani!

Those of you who watch Alpha etc punjabi and view the daily "KHabran" or "News" on it, would know what i am talking about.

Firstly, why do they have to dramatise every story. It feels like i am listening to a shakespeare play than a news report.

Secondly and most importantly, why o why do they show dead bodies in the news? :lol: @ I am eating around that time and they show a dead person on the tv. I find that disrespectful not just to the dead but also the viewers too.

hahhahaha what cracks me up is when like they start interrogating the person who's committed some crime or something and it's like your not the frikin FBI lol they way they carry on is jokes hahhahaha oh my days

Vaheguru

Bhenji thank you soooo much for sharing the horror you have faced, thank you for being courageous enough to write about it and create awareness of it, it is heart braking to read what you have suffered, it puts everything else in one’s immediate life into context.

Don’t feel pressured, take each day as it comes, I know it’s easier said than done, and I apologise for sounding patronising because I doubt a bunch of words on a message board can do much to help you.

Bhenji don’t let this make you feel as though you cannot get on with your life. Remember you are Guru Sahib’s daughter and you are worth everything for Him, you are not worthless!!! You are Guru jis beautiful princess, beautiful inside and out, with a strong character, you have suffered so much yet Bhenji the very fact that you are here sharing this with us shows you are braver than most!

Bhenji you say you have always told others to not lose hope, and not lose faith now its your time to listen to your inner self, Guru ji is ang sang sahai, He is not going to let you go, keep your aasra in Him and all will be well, Bhenji you are helping your community just by highlighting these issues, don’t let these vile pathetic excuses for men become your life, you are way more better and worth a lot more than just that, don’t let your life become just those experiences, and please Bhenji most importantly DON’T FEEL GUILTY!!!!! You have nothing to be guilty for, you did nothing wrong, don’t let your mind trick you into making excuses for these low lives!!!!

And to the sangat who even dares question our Sisters experience I suggest if you have nothing decent to say then don’t say nothing at allllll!!!! Its thanks to bigoted, backward thinking, bakhvaas-full attitudes like that that your own sisters have hard enough times trying to convince themselves its not their fault they go through hell never mind anyone else!!!

Bhenji my Ardaas is with you, may Guru Sahib be forever ang sang sahai and keep you in high spirits.

The BFG

The Witches.

:D yeah i used 2 love reading Ronald Dahl buks, they were briliiant!

K you eeeeeeeeeeeejit

its roald dahl hehehhehe

ronald di mami

Music video of a fresh new bhangra crossover track - all produced by Jagjeet, Dilraj and Manjit in Year 11 for their GCSE coursework .

Vaheguruuuuuu

Ok 17 pages of what?!?

Admin I don’t know whats going on but you need to do some moderatinggggg like posts that are not relevant to the topic or one liners that make no sense should be removed!!!

As 4 bad girl and all those others who think there is no need for a Khalistan then fair enough, khush hau ke reho in the world’s largest “democracy” where Sikhi is being wiped clean form under you noses.

Vaheguru Vaheguru Vaheguru I cant even bare to read the words manjot wrote about what his view was of Sant ji was b4 he saw the video sorry manjot but mannnnn arrrrghhhhhhhhhh

So yeah its ok lets live happily ever after in India where filthy politicans manipulate the poor and pay them Rs. to keep kesh and look like Sikhs and set fire to mosques so in turn Muslims will strike Gurdwaras

Lets live in India where Sikh history is manipulated and Sikh shaheeds such as Hakikat Rai are recorded in history as being Hindus

Where Sikhism is called a “part” of Hinduism – where Sikhs are Hindus but just “with long hair”

Where on the same dharti our Gurus lotus charan walked yeah forget that let’s just go to the local dhabba and have a desi

“Never mind the fact that Guru Tegh Bahadur ji gave Their sees to protect Hindus, let’s just destroy Sikhism!

Let’s corrupt Sikh youth yaaaaay let’s load Punjab with drugs and alcohol, let’s get them all doped up on that never mind Naam and Gurbani

Ooooo better still let’s go back like 20 years maybe? And ya let’s rape the Sikh women, oh better still, let’s let their kids watch, oh actually we can top that still, lets let Fathers rape their own daughters and then we’ll shoot the fathers and let the daughters live with it for the rest of their lives, killing them would be too easy, no fun at all, yaaa and lets also rape mothers and let their 13 year old son’s watch and then then then for our next party trick we can set the son on fire and let the mother run out to him trying to save him!!!

Oh and ya now we’re bored of that, I know let’s go and urinate in Sikhs mouths and tell them to drink “our amrit” ha ha ha sade vargea ta koi jaamia nehi chalo theek aa we will get our huge pay packets and kursi in the next election”

So thatsss the India we still want to live in right???

Seriously bad_girl what do they teach you in school??

I have met people from India who don’t even know what Taksal is!!! The other day my cousin bro in law who’s like 40 something heard me reciting Gurbani and he said I have lived in India my whole life yet even I cant recite like that – why is that?!!! Because no one gives a dam about Sikhi!!!! You’re all too obsessed with fantasy land bollywood, emiiiii

Do you guys think its “cool” to not be a Sikh, to not know your history, “ooo we’re so modern and liberal” blah blah ya like that’s going to get you far when jamdoots come!!!! Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok now my krodhs coming out

Vaheguruuuuuuuuu

Vaheguru Vaheguru

Remember Khalistan would not even be an issue if Sikh were given at least BASIC human rights in the 1st instance!!

We aint gonna get no Khalsitan until we become Khalas!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think Guru ji can’t make Khalistan just like that?!? Is it going to be handed to us on a plate?! NO!!! because 1st and foremost we need to RULE OUR MANN!!!!! We need to battle against the 5 CHORS, after we rule over that THEN we can rule over the whole world – MANN JEETAI JAG JEET!!!!!!!!

We can sit here being petty and fighting amongst each other until the cows come home but that won’t achieve anything

Like why can’t people be happy and smileeeeeeeeee and be chardi kalla and just like shout Akaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal and be boosted and like just beeeeeee maaaaaaaaaaaaaan it’s like God is with us, all around us, right here, right now, within us, Guru ji got our backs, ain’t nothing touching Khalsa, God is in everyone, everything, like everywhere you look it’s all God anyways right it’s like how can you walk around asleep?? Wake up!!!! Why don’t people get stufffff?!! Whyyyy do we waste our time and energy just trying to get one over on the other?!

Like gosh I know this is not making sense but I don’t care right now we have to help each other!! We have to recognise that we are the Khalsa, and become Khalsas! Like gosh!!!! We aren’t nothing, we aren’t no one – I mean come on we came to be at Parmatma’s mauj!! We are Guru ji’s jaan ki jaan! Not just jaan either – JAAN KI JAAN!!!! Imagine how proud Guru ji must be of Their khalsa? Yet do we give our Father anything to be happy about?? We are Guru ji’s “mittar”, His friends, His dost, like how wow is that, to just chill with Guru ji knowing you belong to them, knowing they got your back, we should stand tall as sons and daughters of Guru Gobind Singh ji, guard and protect ourselves with bani and bana, decorate ourselves with Guru ji’s gift of panj kakkars, illustrate our minds with Gurbani, awaken our souls by recalling stories of great Sikh shaheeds from the thousands of inspiring fathers, mothers, brothers and sisters of our beautiful heritage. Let’s make that bit immediately around us a Khalistan be it in the UK or US or CA or India because ultimately RAAJ KAREGA KHALSA – not just on Earth but eternally within, the light won’t ever die out!!!!!!!!!

anjaan samaj ke maaph karna

Curious_man

I wash my hair every day but like not with shampoo

Maybe like once a week with shampoo

And like 2-3 times a week just with conditioner

And like the rest of the time just run water through it, too much shampoo is not good for your hair

But make sure your kesh are nice and dry before you tie them up, this can take a good few hours lol if you leave them to naturally dry

And when you kanga your kesh before you sleep, put oil on your keshas, esp at the tips where you have split ends then tie your joora and keski and then just do keshi ishnaan next morning to clean oil out

Oil is very good for the hair

Keeps it nourished and soft

Try it for like a month!

anjaan panji haha yo who payin fa all dat??

barclays bank overdraft who else?! hehe

:D lol is not funny actually is well crap being in debt! i neeeeeeeed a new jobbbb