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  1. http://www.yudh.net

    some of this years pictures are up at

    Gursheel Singh's flickr

    there's also gatka pics from a nagar kirtan on that page

    you can email them for the high resolution pics of this years tournament although most of the pictures on the flikr page look like they are high resolution

    click all sizes and download the biggest sized photo

    228457533_3fb8d4d8f7_o.jpg

    im in this pic

    ahahaha

    anywho....

    the penji whos playin Gatka was sooooooooooooo good at yudh gathering

    she was wicked

  2. The only titles you can add before Sikh is KhalsaSikh or GurSikh. There is no caste basis in Sikhi.I dont know how much of Guru Nanaks views you dont know of but if you believe in caste then you arent a Sikh, you are a hindu that goes to the Gurdwara.

    thats what i always used to say grin.gif

    now im older and understand that some people just dont care or that they so used to it

    meh

  3. I know some peepz probably a lil sick of talkin bout bush and the war n all that.... buh today I seen somethin interesting... I turned on CNN after a while, because I was so sick of their 'pro-bush' and all that agenda stuff... buh it seems like they actually wakin up... not only CNN but the rest of the world, slowly... i seen the popular 'wolf blitzer report' on cnn, and there was an interview wit pres. bush... n he was basically question bush up and down about the war, and wha's goin on... the pres., like usual, avoided most of the questions, and gave comments that really didn't have much to do with the original questions asked... he also got upset when wolf blitzer started askin him questions in between questions, because, i'm guessin he couldn't answer them... there was another reporter on CNN who literally called the congress 'worthless'... and basically that they're playin the american people for a joke...

    on the same program, i saw a speech from the Venezualan president Chavez called George Bush the "devil" at the UN generally assembly yestarday... and sayin that 'the devil' is acting like he runs the world...

    ALSO, pres. musharraf of Pakistan, who is supposed to be an ally of the US started to speak up against pres. bush, sayin that they would have to think twice before jus 'coming in to pakistan' to find bin laden... this was after george bush said he would go to any lenghts to find bin laden, even if that meant going in to pakistan..

    china and russia have regularly stated their discontent with the way that pres. bush and the american gov't are doing things...

    the american people themselves are starting to give up support of the president... polls are showin regular decline in the support for pres. bush and the war...

    this all being said... is the world finally waking up? do y'all think that more and more countries are finally gonna start speakin up against the US and the pres. bush? obviously things are gettin worse day by day all around the world...what do you think will happen from here on out?... WWIII?

    (i don't know why i got the sudden urge to talk politics.. hehehe.. )

    Chardi Kalaa!!!

    Vaheguruuuuuuuuuuu..!!

    ya i saw those interviews/speeches toooo

    bush dont know how to talk

    he dont got no good speech eh

    he tries so hard to sound so powerful and all confident...

    but he aint one bit of that

    and ya...ahahaha

    the guy called him a devil

    ahahaha

    when he said that bush acts as if he controls the world, i started laughing cuz thats what i ALWAYS say

    ahaha

    btw....

    seems like Bin Ladin got a disease and died/gonna die :'(

    andddd..........

    i say the WW already pretty much started rolleyes.gif

  4. The Pathans were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.

    "Honey," she said as she pointed the guy out, "That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

    Her husband said, "That's silly, no one celebrates that much!"

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    - Chahat

    LOL.gifLOL.gif

  5. Waheguru Ji Ka Khalsa, Waheguru Ji Ki Fateh,

    Justing Keeping Turban, long beard and last name Singh dosn,t make you sikh.

    As PALAMRINDER has said "There is a huge difference in getting a sikh name and earning one."

    I am saddened by what I read, and I do not understand how anyone with a conscience can do this not intervene to put a stop to this.

    it should also be remembered that the Tenth Guru had designated the word of the Granth as the final word of authority binding on all Sikhs.

    This is very informative Article regarding Sikhism

    BECOMING GURMUKH

    Articles written mainly by Dassan Dass (Slave of God’s Slaves)

    explaining how to go from a Manmukh to Gurmukh

    Great Great Supreme Transcendent Master.

    Great Great Satguru True King.

    One God Named “Truth” attained by the Guru’s grace.

    Beloved ones of the Guru,

    THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SIKH, GURSIKH AND GURMUKH................

    The Difference Between Sikh, Gursikh And Gurmukh

    ik oankar satnaam gurprasad||

    Are you a Sikh? Or a GurSikh or a Gurmukh? Or do you like to add Khalsa to your name? All these

    words tend to get used interchangeably, but from a spiritual point of view they signify different states of

    spiritual progress.

    In short :

    Manmukh : is one who has no interest in God just himself.

    Sikh : believes in God and Gurus, but lacks solid commitment

    GurSikh : makes a commitment to the Guru eg getting initiated or coming under guidance of a Sant and

    practising whatever gurbani says

    GurMukh : has defeated the 5 thieves, becomes enlightened.

    ya......so basically inccorect info was brought out by the author

    see:

    ...

    Notwithstanding the gold jewellery, colour television set and other finery that served as the price of admission to her husband's middle-class Sikh household, Charanpreet's new relations were not satisfied with the bounty and kept demanding more, according to Charanpreet's relatives and the statement she gave investigators before she died.

    The son of a retired army subendar, or junior commissioned officer, Sarabjeet Singh earned a degree from Delhi University, brought home $227 in rupees a month designing catalogues at a computer-graphics company and lived nearby with his parents, brother and sister-in-law.

    During a meeting with Sarabjeet's parents at the local gurdwara, or Sikh temple, Charanpreet's parents were so impressed by the young man's credentials and the family's evident piety that they agreed on the marriage then and there, without setting eyes on their future son-in-law.

    "They told us our little girl would live like a princess in that house," recalled Paramjit Kaur, a compact, expressivewoman in a satiny blue tunic.

    Bearded and handsome beneath his turban, Sarabjeet Singh had a polished, self-confident manner, and he apparently made a good impression when, several months later, he met his wife for the first time, at a ceremony where the two exchanged rings.

    Her sister-in-law, Harvinder Kaur , forced her into the bathroom, followed by Charanpreet's husband and father-in-law, who "started pouring kerosene oil all over from a plastic bottle."

  6. I'm a bhatri sikh, and only the age of 15 but my mum and dad are going to get me engaged by the end of next month. and I dont think I'm ready I dont know what shall I do.

    As I am bhatri sikh, Im not allowed to say no to this alliance and cant even see the boy. I really want to study and go on fuirther education but obviously my parent will not agree to thsi npr would the bhatra society so me going to college or university is a big NO. As the bhatra society thinks that the boys can get educatedb ut the girls will have to get married early and go cook and clean for the house.

    My paretns belive that a girl shouldnt get educated much and secondary school is enough and there is no point ofa career because we bhatri girls will get back to step 1 again whioch is to cook, clean and produce kids.

    I really dont want to go ahead with the alliance.

    U have two older sisters ones 21 and the other 19 and both were married at 16.But i dont want to go in their steps.

    Please help me find a solution, because its literally impossible for me to say no as my parents wont agree and take into account whay my say is.

    GurFateh penji.

    tell them about how you feel. if you cant tell your mother, tell someone else in your family, who you think can talk to your parents about how you feel about this issue. speak strongly about who you can become in life if you get educated. let them hear about how Sikhi doesnt allow this kind of stuff. also tell them that, you can get married later on while studying at the same time. be very positive. tell them how you will be successful in life.

    may Guru guide you penji.

    take care.

    God bless.

  7. its sad you gots jacks like people above.....narkan vich marangey, bahut dukh paangey.

    o kuri maar nu ta guru muh ne launda......fitkaar paindi aaaaa.

    today they have burned someone,,,,,,time will come when they will get burned. stuff like this is never never forgiven.......they will pay for this. tusi saare dekhyo

    pwpIAw no n dyeI iQru rhix cuix nrk Goir cwilAnu ]

    paapeeaa no n dhaeee thhir rehan chun narak ghor chaalian ||

    He does not give the sinners any stability or place of rest; He consigns them to the depths of hell.

    i dont understand how a human can be so cruel..........does your soul not weep doing this? how can someone have such a emotionless heart?? no.gif

    another article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/cros...nts/3071963.stm

    yeah...

    now thing i gotta do is teach all the people in my class that this is wrong...

    we gonna discuss it tomorrow. everyone in my class is 'white' so it gonna be a bit hard wacko.gif

    o kuri maar nu ta guru muh ne launda......fitkaar paindi aaaaa.

    ^^^meaning?

  8. One of the courses I took this year is Geographic Analysis (Canadian and World Issues)

    Before dismissing the class today, my teacher handed out a news article.

    (New Delhi, india)

    When I took a Religion course last year, an article was brought in by my teacher.

    It talks about a girl who was named Charanpreet Kaur, age 19, who was married to a man.

    Though I could clearly identify her bias, opinionated thoughts, which caused people to point fingers at me and also question the Sikh faith, I still had to try to teach them that this is all in fact against Sikhi. People thought that I was just "defending my people".

    the link to the article is:

    http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/hamiltonspecta...killings+endure

    It may have been posted before....but i couldnt find it... wacko.gif

    You have limitted access to the article itself, but I will post the entire article.

    It follows EXACTLY:

    India's horrific dowry killings edndure

    She was 19 -- a shy young woman,

    married and three months pregnant.

    When her family failed to ante up to the

    inlaws' endless demands, she was

    bunred to death.

    By John Lancaster

    The Washington PostNEW DELHI, INDIA (Nov 2, 2005)

    Charanpreet Kaur, 19, of India, had been married less than nine months when her husband and his family decided it was time for her to go.

    Trapping her in the bathroom, her husband clamped his hand over her mouth while his father doused her with kerosene, according to a police document.

    The father then lit a match, setting his daughter-in-law on fire. She died five days later.

    India's endless dowry wars had claimed another victim.

    Notwithstanding the gold jewellery, colour television set and other finery that served as the price of admission to her husband's middle-class Sikh household, Charanpreet's new relations were not satisfied with the bounty and kept demanding more, according to Charanpreet's relatives and the statement she gave investigators before she died.

    "Even before this incident my father-in-law used to put pressure on me to get more money," said the statement by the young woman, who was three months pregnant.

    It is unusual only because Charanpreet lived long enough to point a gingr at her alleged attackers, who claimed the fire was accidental.

    The case underscores the deeply entrenched nature of dowry in some parts of India -- and its grim corrolary, the murder of young brides whose families fail to ante up -- even in the face of rising levels of income and education linked to India's fast-growing economy.

    In particular, the death of the young newlywed -- a shy, deeply religious schoolteacher's daughter whose husband had a college degree and worked in computer graphics -- shows that the age-old practice endures even, and perhaps especially, amoung the educated urban middle-class.

    Despite laws barring dowry, and decades of protests and public awareness campaigns, a nationwide survey of 10, 000 households by the All-India Democratic Women's Association in 2002 found that the practice was no longer confined to the Hindu upper castes, where it originated, but had spread across a broad range of classes and communities, including Muslims and Christians.

    One consequence is the growing dearth of baby girls in India, where many middle-class parents, fearing the high costs of dowry, have taken to aborting female fetuses identifiedthrough ultrasound examinations.

    The skewed sex ratio is most pronounced in relatively prosperous areas such as New Delhi, the capital, where the 2001 cencus found 868 girls for every 1,000 boys under age six. The figure for India as a whole is 933 for every 1,000 boys.

    "I think it's in a way very shocking that social relations are not changing in a fast-growing economy," said Ranjana Kumari, the director of the Centre for Social Research in New Delhi. "All this modernization, liberalization, golbalization -- all this modern economy -- and the people are not changing. The mindset is so rigid."

    There are some signs of progress. For example, the number of reported dowry killings has dipped sligtly, from 6,285 in 2003, the most recent year for which statistics are available.

    And two years ago, Indian news media made a heroine our of Nisha Sharma, a 21-year-old computer student who summoned police to her wedding when the groom's family escalated their dowry demands at the last minute.

    Matrimonial ads placed by parents of prospective brides occasionally come with the caveat, "Dowry seekers need not apply."

    By all accounts, however, dowry-giving remains the norm in Indian marriages. the union of Charanpreet Kaur and Sarabjeet Singh was no exception.

    Born in 1985, Charanpreet grew up in the New Delhi neighbourhood of Gruru Nanak Nagar, a maze of narrow paved alleys with small brick row houses. Pungent with cooking smells and motorbike exhaust, the largely middle-class neighbourhood is dominated by migrants from the fertile agricultural region known as the Punjab.

    Like Charanpreet and her family. most are SIkhs, a religious minority known for its strong work ethic and egalitrian values. Typically, Sikh men use the name Singh and women take the name Kaur.

    Until last year, Charanpreet lived with her parents in a tiny, well-scrubbed ground-floor apartment with a closet-size kitchen, a refrigerator in the hall and pictures of Sikh gurus on the walls.

    She shared a bedroom with her brother, Amandeep, 14. Her father, Satwant, 47, earns his living as a private tutor to primary students; her mother, Paramjit, 42, teaches at a government primary school.

    A quiet young woman with wide-set eyes and a diffident manner, Charanpreet graduated from high school two years ago and had enrolled in a college correspondence course with the aim of following her parents into teaching, relatives and neighbours said.

    With few close friends, she preferred to spend her free time at home, where she immersed herself in Sikh prayer books and sometimes watched the Indian Discovery Channel and Indian Cartoon Network on a small colour television.

    Then, early last year, neighbours provided Charanpreet's parents with the name of an eligible bachelor.

    The son of a retired army subendar, or junior commissioned officer, Sarabjeet Singh earned a degree from Delhi University, brought home $227 in rupees a month designing catalogues at a computer-graphics company and lived nearby with his parents, brother and sister-in-law.

    During a meeting with Sarabjeet's parents at the local gurdwara, or Sikh temple, Charanpreet's parents were so impressed by the young man's credentials and the family's evident piety that they agreed on the marriage then and there, without setting eyes on their future son-in-law.

    "They told us our little girl would live like a princess in that house," recalled Paramjit Kaur, a compact, expressivewoman in a satiny blue tunic.

    Bearded and handsome beneath his turban, Sarabjeet Sigh had a polished, self-confident manner, and he apparently made a good impression when, several months later, he met his wife for the first time, at a ceremony where the two exchanged rings.

    "She was actually very happy to find a man who didn't eat meat or drink alcohol," her mother recalled.

    Last November, in a ceremony performed by a barefoot priest, the two were married at the gurdwara, where Charanpreet's parents hosted a lavish vegetarian feast for 250 guests.

    Bride and groom posed for photographs with garlands of rupee banknotes encircling their necks.

    The wedding cost the bride's family the equivalent of $11,000 Cnd, in rupees, according to Charanpreet's parents. The largest share went for a dowry that included the colour television, bed linens, kitchenware, fine fabrics for suits and saris and gold jewelerry for the groom, his parents and other relatives.

    "The rich gave diamonds," Paramjit explained.

    But things went quickly awry. A month after joining her husband and his extended family in their cramped, three-storey house, Charanpreet approached her parents with a request from her husband for $2,280 (Cnd) in rupees, saying he wanted the money to start his own business.

    The demands apparently continued. During accasional visits home, Charanpreet hinted that she was unhappy in her new home and sometimes "would ask if there was any more money to spare," her mother said.

    Charanpreet's parents were unable to provide more financial help and could only counsel patience.

    "We'd keep telling her to adjust because we thought she was just a young bride and was going through teething troubles," her mother said.

    The truth was far worse than anything the family had imagined.

    On the morning of Aug. 19, Charanpreet returned from the bathroom to her husband, his parents, his brother and his brother's wife waiting for her in the third-floor bedroom, she said in her statement.

    Her sister-in-law, Harvinder Kaur, forced her into the bathroom, followed by Charanpreet's husband and father-in-law, who "started pouring kerosene oil all over from a plastic bottle."

    Her husband then left the room, leaving her father-in-law to strike a match and set her on fire.

    "I ran downstairs with my body on fire," the statement said.

    Burned so badly that her plastic bangles had melted into her wrist, Charanpreet lost consciousness and was taken to the hospital by her husband and father-in-law, who apparently believed she was close to death and would not be able to incriminate them, the young woman's relatives said.

    but Charanpreet regained consciousness a few hours later and gave her statement to a magistrate; her in-laws were arrested the same day.

    "The gods she used to pray to came to her help," her mother said of her daughter's ability to describe what had happened to her. "Even though she was such a shy girl, she was able to give the police such a clear and detailed statement."

    She found the strength then, and the last words she gave to the magistrative were, "These people should be punished."

    Ombir Bishnoi, an assistant police commissioner, said all four suspects had confessed to the killing. The family's lawyer, baldev Raj, disputed the validityof the confessions and described the fire as an accident, without giving further details.

    The four are in jail awaiting fromal muder charges.

    source: THE HAMILTON SPECTATOR

    Legal Notice: Contents copyright 1991-2005, The Hamilton Spectator. All rights reserved.

    On the morning of Aug. 19, Charanpreet returned from the bathroom to her husband, his parents, his brother and his brother's wife waiting for her in the third-floor bedroom, she said in her statement.

    Her sister-in-law, Harvinder Kaur, forced her into the bathroom, followed by Charanpreet's husband and father-in-law, who "started pouring kerosene oil all over from a plastic bottle."

    Her husband then left the room, leaving her father-in-law to strike a match and set her on fire.

    "I ran downstairs with my body on fire," the statement said.

    no.gifno.gif

    did her sister-in-law not try to imagine herself in Charanpreets shoes?? :wub:

    not sure how common it is now...but...

    no.gif look at how "sikhs" do this as well..

    soooo....how does this make you feel? and should the person really have the name "Singh" etc...

  9. my opions:

    dont wear any other than sarab loh if youre AmritDhari

    i dont think Karas are meant to be gold :wub:

    so dont wear gold or anything

    wear one thats round at the edges so it dont cut off your hair...

  10. ima do law (ciminal justice)

    may Vahiguru help me achieve my goal pray.gif

    I'm still confused what I want to do in life, all of you have an idea but me, im confused no.gif :wub: @

    thats not a really big prob though...

    you still have time...

  11. He even started going out with a lovely Sikh girl from University, who really did make sure he kept out of trouble.

    .... He broke up with his girlfriend & started seeing other girls one after the other.

    .... His ex-girlfriend still cares for him so much & even she wants to get back together with him.

    Most of his friends were muslim & he felt really comfortable with them, but I was never so sure.

    how is she a lovely "SIKH" girl if shes dating??? :wub:

    more so; how is she a lovely "SIKH" if she wants to get back together with him if he is what he is???

    and if he's more comfortable with his MUSLIM friends...then let him be.

    I spoke to him one day about it, he told me to get lost & mind my own business. It was almost as tho I was a complete stranger to him, it really hurt me that after all this time he could say something like that. He even stopped going home at the weekends to see his mum.

    if it hurt YOU to be rejected by him when you tried to talk about it his probs, how do you think his MOTHER feels for him not meeting her on the weekends??? no.gif

    you also said before:

    ...he only has his mum, who he does love so much.

    seeing that he didnt go to meet her, do you really think he loves/loved her very much??

    I really didnt know what to do beacause I couldnt turn my back on him after all this time.

    why cant you turn your back on him if he turned his back on you? :wub:

    you said:

    I spoke to him one day about it, he told me to get lost & mind my own business. It was almost as tho I was a complete stranger to him, it really hurt me that after all this time he could say something like that.

    it may be hard to accept, but yes...people do change

    I confronted his friends one day as I saw them all together & asked them to leave Mandeep alone, but they clearly didnt care, instead they insulted me & said they would look out for him from now on.

    ok, first of all, why would you go to them? did you really think that they would 'leave him alone' if you asked them to?? :D

    and of course they wouldnt care about what YOU said.

    do you really expect his FRIENDS to be kind to you, if he HIMSELF isnt kind to you/rejects you??? :D @

    We have both graduated now & I'm sure he will do well, but I still worry about him so much... what if he does something really stupid & gets into trouble with the police or something.

    if youre sure that hes doin well, then why on Earth do you worry about him so much??? :umm: :@ @

    Ive spoken to him a few times over the phone during the summer but he seems to have changed completely.

    sorry to hear that penji...

    people change a lot...what can you really do about it?

    its Sangat i guess...

    i know i still have to get a better Sangat as well...

    but really...i dont think you can change his sangat....

    anywho...

    from what i have read, i think you like him...

    im not sayin that you do...but thats what it sounds like.

    now this may hurt your feelings jio...but im only sayin it cuz i feel the need to try and help you. i dont know if ima end up helpin you or not...but ima try anyway.

    if he ignores you, then he obviously doesnt care about you or what you have to say.

    you said that he loved his mother very much.

    i mean...he doesnt even go to see his mother, knowing that she dont have a husband! no.gif

    what more can you expect from a guy like that???

    you also said that he gets in trouble with the police...

    so what do you think you can do to help??

    i see that you've been a good friend to him...but i also see that that was the past...

    and this is now...

    and i suggest you to forget about him.

    you tried a lot of times to get him on the right track, and he didnt listen..he ignored you.

    you have better things to think about.

    you dont deserve to worry off about someone who has rejected you so many times after being good friends with you...

    i really do highly suggest you to just go off without worryin about him.

    yeah, it hurts i know...

    ive been through/go through it...with family AND friends

    but slowly im learning to deal with it...

    it really takes a lot off your shoulders...

    i didnt mean to disrespect you or offend you in any way...

    if i have, then im sorry.

    take care penji.

    peace...

    GurFateh.

  12. WAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA WAHEGURU JI KI FATEH

    This is something stuck on one of the walls in my room blush.gif My english teacher gave this to us the day he retired....

    You will receive a body.

    You may like it or hate it,

    but it's yours to keep

    for the entire period.

    You will learn lessons.

    You are enrolled in a full-time,

    informal school called life.

    There are no mistakes, only lessons.

    Growth is a process of trial, error

    and experimentation.

    The "failed" experiments are as much

    a part of the process as the experiments

    that ultimately "work".

    Lessons are repeated until they are learned.

    A lesson will be presented to you in various forms

    until you have learned it.

    When you have learned it,

    you can go on to the next lesson.

    Learning lessons does not end.

    There is no part of life that doesn't

    contain it's lessons.

    If you're alive,

    there are still lessons to be learned.

    "There" is no better than "here".

    When your "there" has become "here",

    you will simply obtain another "there"

    that will again look better than "here".

    Other people are merely mirrors of you.

    You can not love or hate something

    about another person unless it reflects to you

    something you love or hate about yourself.

    What you make of your life is up to you.

    You have all the tools and resources you need.

    What you do with them is up to you.

    The choice is yours.

    by: Dr. Cherie Carter-Scott

    WAHEGURU JI KA KHALSA WAHEGURU JI KI FATEH

    thanks for that... :TH:

    my fav part was this:

    "There" is no better than "here".

    When your "there" has become "here",

    you will simply obtain another "there"

    that will again look better than "here".

  13. FANTASTIC

    Reply

    d_oh.gifd_oh.gif

    LOL - What are you bowing to? His response? He's claiming the Guru Granth is worsipped and treated like an idol, although this may be the case in some Gurdwaras, it does not mean that this is the truth.

    The Guru Granth Sahib ji is the word of God as states Guru Nanak Dv Ji![/b]

    thats what i was thinking :wub:

    but anywho...who/what was this persons response TO?? :wub:

  14. A man and his wife were driving on the

    highway when a state policeman appeared in

    their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull

    over. The man pulls over and the officer

    approaches the car:

    State cop: License and registration please

    Man: I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the

    problem?

    State cop: I clocked you on radar doing

    75mph.

    Man: There must be some mistake, I was only

    going 65.

    Wife: Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!

    State cop: I'm also citing you for having a

    tail light out.

    Man: But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.

    Wife: Oh Harold, you know its been out for

    two months.

    State cop: I'm also fining you for not

    wearing your seat belt.

    Man: But officer, I just took it off as you

    were approaching my car.

    Wife: Oh Harold, you know you never wear your

    seat belt.

    Man: Listen you dumb cow, shut your mouth!!!

    State cop: Ma'am, does he always talk to you

    this way?

    Wife: Only when he's drunk.......

    ----------

    - Chahat

    wow

    and i thought I was stupid :wub: @

  15. WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - - - silence - - - -

    HUSBAND: "<banned word filter activated>."

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