singh_sandhu

AS SED BEFORE, I REKN ITS ALL SET UP BY SOCIETY

Koi nah fikur nah thoo kar, as well as eatin all desi fatty foods, i eat a ton ov fruit and veg 2...ever tryd eating a mooli ohdyee???? after shehling (peeling) it obviously...

And kuhchi gobi

I tend to steam it first though! I love BROCOLI boiled! Mmmm!

Gobi ve swaad hegi katchi, paar jadon sabji buniye hondi fer main kule aloo kandhan hona!! Menu gobi di sabjhi ni swaad lagdhi! (unless Guru de Langar vich hove)

Leh Lah...gobi kutchi teek ya there layee purh sabji vich nee,

nukhreh ghat kuriya kar...

Mums is that you? lol

Nakrey ni paaji, sach much paata ni kion mero kolon kaa ni hondhi! Naa benghan (bataoun) ewwww jaa kadoo, ja karele! Eh kion Raab ne buniya sabjiyan?

lol wat a coincidence, masi made butaoon 2day...khaneh ya butaoon??? bhejaan there layee? ..

nah i kno wa u mean...i can eat carrots on there own 2 but when in sabji with mutur, gaajraan and aloo, i can only take the aloo out and eat it..lol

Vaho Vaho Gobind Singh Ji

I'm going to marry five women.....wrong religion

vaheguroooo

feel sorry 4 the penji marrying u...lol

jokes

i hate getting married scared too HUH

lol u as a panji, im sure ur scard 2 get married..u haf 2 leave ur rents and go into a completely new house,

what bou me...lol being a man..I'm scared 2 get married

Vaheguroooooooooooooooo

Don't go around showing off your tedd!'

I can't stop from showing my tedd, it protrudes my tight kurta....

hah haaaaaa....

tedd dha lagdhaa

prob so mota that his tedd hangs out, lol .. huna?

Koi nah fikur nah thoo kar, as well as eatin all desi fatty foods, i eat a ton ov fruit and veg 2...ever tryd eating a mooli ohdyee???? after shehling (peeling) it obviously...

And kuhchi gobi

I tend to steam it first though! I love BROCOLI boiled! Mmmm!

Gobi ve swaad hegi katchi, paar jadon sabji buniye hondi fer main kule aloo kandhan hona!! Menu gobi di sabjhi ni swaad lagdhi! (unless Guru de Langar vich hove)

leh lah...gobi kutchi teek ya there layee purh sabji vich nee,

nukhreh ghat kuriya kar...

lolz, jokes

nah i dont like broccoli boiled, Saag vich teek ya...

LOL wickedd... hav u jus finished ya A Levels yeh?....I jus finished ma GCSEs man... Thursday Naheeeeeeeeeeeeee LOL ...

lol u askin me if i finished A Levels? lol....Bhraavah im in university, bin here 4 past 5 years.....lol....

anjaan penji hor hero ban baby guns nah khed dhi ya...aah umar ya theri khedan dhi?

Gaan jah keh sohriya dhe khedoon ghee?? ...lol

^^^^^^^^^o yea another lyrik ma mum busts 2 ma sisters....Vuchariyaan^^^^^^^^^

lol nehiiiiiiii its my olders bros gun a proper huuuuuuuge thing lol emiiiiii! mannnnn i'm still in painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hurts whenever i move my head!!

lol@ sohriya da quote hahhahahaha

i get that one because i choose to sleep on the floor so my moms like "ihdaa bori bistra chuk ke sauriya de leh jei" emiiii they always have to bring saureh into it!

lol i kno my sisters always get that lyrik thrown @ them..haha, then i add abit of fire into it even more. :@

i always use 2 say 2 ma oldest 1, dat cant wait til u go sohrey i wont even cry 1 bit...man do i regret it now?????

PS: I CRIED LOADS N LOADS N LOADS N LOADS N LOADS, i was actually drenched with tears...

Assembly's are the worst, half the time i don't get wot there talkin about. A good example is the lords prayer, i still dont know it: mumble mumble bread mumble mumble. No offense though ... lol

lol man wat skools did u go 2, we nevahad all that lords prayer etc...

sure see vayee skool ya? kitheh church dhe vich buhlehkeh naal thah nee beh gaye jah keh?

(u sure it was a skool? and not go into a church by mistake?)

err i agree wid pakhadi baba, gurr is nasty errrr... errrr... *shudders n rememebers the time in india when nana forced me 2 eat it* errrrr

Some people put it into their tea!! USE Sugar for God sake!

Fort id post what im eating, lol...

Well im eating puronthey with ambh dha chaar

Tenu baas kaana hi ounda? Koi excercise vi kar liya kar....

Excercise meh buhthehreee kardha yaa......

purh ki kurah bhraavah bhok bhoht shehthee lag jahndhi ya..lol

Don't eat too many fatty things or you'll be another statistic in the obese surveys!

koi nah fikur nah thoo kar, as well as eatin all desi fatty foods, i eat a ton ov fruit and veg 2...ever tryd eating a mooli ohdyee???? after shehling (peeling) it obviously...

and kuhchi gobi

Fort id post what im eating, lol...

Well im eating puronthey with ambh dha chaar

Tenu baas kaana hi ounda? Koi excercise vi kar liya kar....

excercise meh buhthehreee kardha yaa......

purh ki kurah bhraavah bhok bhoht shehthee lag jahndhi ya..lol

he calls signature avatar

lolz ooppsy ma bad...I ment signature..lol...I was lookin @ u avatar at the time thas y...lol...ma bad jus edited it now..haha

4RR think duchess penji is bright

also why shouldnt you comb hair when its wet??

it makes hair weak n they break alot

does it???

HARW then that mean my hair's been breakin for the oast 23 years of ma life..... I alwayz comb it when itz wet...

Fort id post what im eating, lol...

Well im eating puronthey with ambh dha chaar

hahaaahahaha

leh .. samosa dee ki gal ah .. tusi sanjha samagam vaste toronto aajo te phir tohdi khoob seva ah singh karuga! :TH:

:nihungsmile:

acha ji ??? Tiket dha bhej dhe fehr ????

VAHEGUROOOOOOOOO pritty scary stuff there...lol ... but really good :TH:

thanks

jooo behlkum

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZ anjaan and singh sandhu are toooooooooooo much

looooooooooooooooooooool

one time this baba ji came and we went to drop them off at the airport, so me and the bhajis/bhanjis our age were just hangin around and listenin to the baba ji and the rents were all standing in a circle with baba ji, all of a sudden this guy starts talkin to the baba ji and hes like"baba ji proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh" HAHAH MAN HE LET IT RIP....we all looked at each other and buuuuuurst out laffing, we were trying to hold it in soooo bad, and then a couple of us made fart noises with our mouths and we cudnt stop laffing....all of the rents were acting like nothing happened, like they pass gas for fun all the time...it was prolly a half hour later and we were still trying to hold it bak when the baba ji looked at us and said "nhi"and WE SHUT UP!

lol Init? itz soo weird how parents from panjab dont find farting too funny, anytime sum1 farts in the house we all just crease up. and my masar and masi look @ me finkin im sum joker...lol...then bak in scotland ma mum n dad n bibi baba they fart they fink itz all coool im jus like then wen i look @ their faces im like @

lol

anjaan penji hor hero ban baby guns nah khed dhi ya...aah umar ya theri khedan dhi?

Gaan jah keh sohriya dhe khedoon ghee?? ...lol

^^^^^^^^^o yea another lyrik ma mum busts 2 ma sisters....Vuchariyaan^^^^^^^^^

another one:

like 2 years a go i heard that there was gona be a sikh camp and i really wanted to go cuz i had never gone to one before, so i took one of my stupid frends with me (stupid meaning silly cuz we always laff) and so the first day in the evening we went into the place where guru ji was and we walked in to matha tek. first of all we were both late cuz we had to change into suits and so the sangat (fellow campers) were already sitting there and waiting for us, of course we were laffing at something stupid so i was concentrating on holding in the laughter so much i wasnt really paying attention to where i was going. the camp organizers had laid down white sheets on the ground that were taped together, i guess they missed a spot to be taped and as i was walking towards baba ji to matha tek, my foot got caught in the sheet and it ripped aaaaaaaaaaaaallll the way down to the end of the room, then i kinda tripped and automatically kept my cool by pretending to go down to matha tek. then if that wasnt enuff when my friend matha tek'd her chunni slid off her head and ended up infront of her head LOOOOOOOOOOOLZ OMG WE WERE SOO EMBARASSED

lol

o another one ..

ok so we were at the same camp and it was another day and it was time to go to the darbar hall again...so me and my friend were sitting there and this bhaji starts doing kirtan...thing is we made fun of him, like we did for everyone else, and we didnt know he could sing, so when he got up on stage we were like"woah he's gona do kirtan, he can sing?hmm"

and so he started....vichara was soooooo off and the worse thing is he kept going higher and higher and higher with his voice and it kept getting worse and worse and worse and we couldnt stop laffing, i had my head down and my chunni covering my face basically so that i couldnt see him or my friend, but i could hear her laffing and saying to herself "stop dont go higher" which made me crack up even more...i even left for the washroom 3 times to calm myself down but we couldnt stop...everyone noticed that day and at the end of the guys kirtan one of the organizers came up infront of the whole sangat and said does anybody here want to do kirtan? and nobody said yes, and he said to US do U guys wana do it and we were like........."we dont know how to "

we felt like such idiots, we were laffing at him but couldnt do anything ourselves HAHAHAHAHA

u lot are out of order

Vaheguru

has lion king signature...

My Mom(before going 2 canada): Mainu pata tusse saare janne mere pichhon gand pa ke rakhoge. (i know u all will make mess behind me)

(after comming back): Mainu sab pata hai, tusse mere pichhon wi gand hi paeya hovega (i know very well, u would have made complete mess behind me)

goshhhhhhhhhh ive heard these dialogues by her almost 100 times

that makes me go :bringitondude

lol, ma mum use 2 say that bare times when she wud go work, she be like,

hohn suvaar keh chulee ya, khlaaraa nah payo nahi thah bhan dehna ya meh thuhanoo (ive just cleaned everything up dont put a mess or I'll knock you all out)

if i come home late.......

Veh kitheh mar gaya see ayna chehr? Ohtheh kiseh noo ful dhindha see? (oi where did you die off to that late? did u start giving someone a flower)

lol...bloody hell man.......the amount ov tymz i herd that

o yea, MERE HEE GHAR VICH GUDHEH PEHDHAA HOHNEH SEE? lol thats when all the kids of the fam go mad..lol.. (did donkeys haf 2 be born in my house?)

then when it getz noisy,

Aynaa rohlaah pohneh ya mein ghuron nikuljahna, fehr rohlah jidhaa marji payo....(if u keep making noise im guna get out the hosue then you can makeas much noise as you can)

Gullan ghat karyakar theh kahm noo hath juraah jaahdeh hulaa liya kar, (talk less and make your hands work when u need 2 do work)

lol

Sangat

Tarn Taran Gurdwara

ANDDDDD....

massage the oil/conditioner onto scalp....

VERY IMPORTANT...hehe

oh cmon

who does massage with a conditioner ????? that on scalp!!!!!!!!!!!!

use conditioner after hair wash n just apply on hair softly, try not on scalp.

lol tru say, I dont massage conditioner....lol

i didnt mean keep it on like oil....

i meant while applying it..

then

of course rinse it out..

hmmmm ok lol

also why shouldnt you comb hair when its wet??

it makes hair weak n they break alot

does it???

Vaheguru

and can people pleaseeeeee pleaseeeeee watch thier language!!! would Guru Sahib use such words?!!?!? (ya i know i need to take my own advice and stop with the frikin as well)

and in regards to kumis post, what he talked about - all the lables and so on - this is what causes disunityyyyy!!! remember those Gurmukhs were KHALSAS!! would they be proud of what we are doing today?!!!!!

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danke schon

danke schon???? eh kehree bhaasha bhol dhi ya penji?

but yeh u guyz really need 2 watch the language i swear the language u guyz use STINKS

lol free surgery from singh_sandhu when we are buddeh hehe

Vaheguru

mum & dad really had ambitions mainly of me asa surgeon :lol: thort id go 4 it ... :lol:

Proffesional tabla player...

and another career based on what subjects i choose next year at AS levels :T:

profesional tabla player wicked

Vaheguru

ive done hardware n practice photoshop at home by online tutorials, the next thing im gonna learn is animation. wanna do something creative as profession.

Before

After

a cd cover i made

inlay

something weird

VAHEGUROOOOOOOOO pritty scary stuff there...lol ... but really good :TH:

transport design or product design??? @ duno 2be honest..

I wanted 2 do product design 2.... :lol: wen i was yunger...but didnt have the talent 2 do so

Just fort I'd ask every1 what their career ambitions are and what they would like to be when their older? or what their career is alredy?

Also add in any advice/experience for those who have already achieved their career.....

I'll start shall I.........ok, I want to be a surgeon :lol: , with Vaheguru Ji's Kirpa

GOT A LONG LONG WAY 2 WORK 4

Vahegurooooooooooo

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LOL me 2 wow... i dnt no no1 else hu wanna do tht... trus i got longer to go LOL

lol

Vahegurooo really hard tho... guna go medicine skool soon :lol: itz very interesting but reall hard work...

I thort i was the only looser 2 be a surgeon, hehe

shower lain ton bina hor koi kamm ni

mein kudho kiya ki hor kaam heh nahi,